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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2010 07:39:56 PM
"I am a sex criminal" -Karnaj
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2010 07:46:08 PM
"I have masturbated more dogs than there are children in Asia" - Maradon
Maradon!
posted 09-09-2010 05:04:06 PM
""I have masturbated more dogs than there are children in Asia" - Maradon" -Parcelan
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-09-2010 10:30:49 PM
"Wait, the fucking shirt says 'Samuri Pizza'?!" - Karnaj
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 09-12-2010 12:50:26 AM
"I'm feeling Fat and Sassy" - Bajah
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Suddar
posted 09-12-2010 12:51:52 PM
How are we defining "famous"?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-12-2010 01:49:11 PM
" 'swearing' " - Kait
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-12-2010 02:27:04 PM
"'i like swords' 'Welcome to Corneria!' 'i like swords' 'Welcome to Corneria!' 'i like swords' 'Welcome to Corneria!'" - Half of EC on IRC.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-12-2010 02:43:32 PM
quote:
Suddar said this about your mom:
How are we defining "famous"?

made up

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-12-2010 03:06:25 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Suddar:
How are we defining "famous"?

"Frankly, I just don't see why the poor should be respected." - Suddar

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-12-2010 09:30:06 PM
quote:
Those good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I Kaiote:

"I'm feeling Fat and Sassy" - Bajah


I think that was actually the Rejected movie, sir.

Nina
posted 09-12-2010 10:36:05 PM
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-12-2010 10:38:49 PM
My personal favourite was the "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" etc page of text. Can't remember who it was posted by though.
Nina
posted 09-12-2010 10:44:22 PM
Yuri.
Nina
posted 09-12-2010 10:45:03 PM
Following his INTERNET DETECTIVE skills on Rosa basically falling apart.
Nina
posted 09-12-2010 10:45:26 PM
We still don't know who Rosa ever was, though.
Greenlit
posted 09-12-2010 11:34:48 PM
Uh huh.

[img-sandpaper] is still the best EC quote ever, purely for the shitstorm it spawned.

Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 09-13-2010 03:56:48 PM
WHAT
THE
FUCK
YO!
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Damnati
Filthy
posted 09-13-2010 06:10:33 PM
"Gonna make tens of dollars, I tell you what." -Kael
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

DthBlayde
Pancake
posted 09-13-2010 07:30:39 PM
my entire sig..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious

Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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