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Topic: Parcelan, more like Porcelain.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-06-2010 03:21:15 PM
Am I rite guys?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2010 03:33:44 PM
I just got back from DragonCon. It was good! We sold out!
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-06-2010 03:35:33 PM
Aside from living in or near Atlanta and not wanting to travel (far), is there any reason to go to Dragoncon over PAX when they overlap?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2010 03:47:36 PM

?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-06-2010 03:48:52 PM
image tag didn't work for that URL, but I see it

but what if I want to see that same costume filled with, say, 200 more pounds of fat?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-06-2010 03:55:09 PM
also dragoncon

idk man, if you wanted a signed book, you shoulda come

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-07-2010 05:19:37 PM
So I've been getting back into the dating scene. Google adwords now has a campaign up linking people to my Match profile. I'm really aiming to have fun with this whole thing rather than take it too seriously. Anyone have random dating tips? Either on-or-offline?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-07-2010 05:43:12 PM
Use as many cheesy dating lines as possible. Talk to their breasts. Tell them they have a nice ass, then smack it.

Works for me!

Addy
posted 09-07-2010 05:52:14 PM
i haev ur book

will u sign it

Damnati
Filthy
posted 09-07-2010 05:54:50 PM
Go to a sci-fi/fantasy con and attend the advertised "cuddle" parties. When those are over, check Craigslist for the more...interesting events that happen in the wee hours of the morning. You're bound to catch something there...even if it's only syphilis.

Edit: what book?

Damnati fucked around with this message on 09-07-2010 at 05:55 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-07-2010 06:29:56 PM
THE book
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-07-2010 09:51:47 PM
also my book
Damnati
Filthy
posted 09-08-2010 12:59:06 AM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
also my book

Title? Subject matter? Tits?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Zair
The Imp
posted 09-08-2010 01:16:09 AM
The book is out?!?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-08-2010 01:18:54 AM
The book is out!
Zair
The Imp
posted 09-08-2010 01:22:07 AM
Makes a perfect stocking stuffer
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-08-2010 01:50:52 AM
Depends whose stocking you stuff
nem-x
posted 09-08-2010 02:20:22 AM
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-08-2010 03:25:38 PM
My offer of $1 + Homemade Carnitas is still open if you come to San Diego and do a signing the local fantasy book store.

I'll raise it to $10 and a spot on my couch in addition if you do it in Orange County, but I don't know any good bookstores up here

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-08-2010 09:39:55 PM
i don't even know what a carnita is!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-09-2010 11:32:35 AM
Okay, what do I have to do to get a signed copy?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-09-2010 01:12:53 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Tarquinn stammered:
Okay, what do I have to do to get a signed copy?

Buy one and ship it to me, if you don't mind paying the cost.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-09-2010 03:38:30 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
i don't even know what a carnita is!

Maradon!
posted 09-09-2010 05:18:32 PM
quote:
x--Mr. ParcelanO-('-'Q) :
i don't even know what a carnita is!

It's spanish for "little meat"

Take that as you may.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-09-2010 05:33:38 PM
ps maradon

if you click the "i would like to read this on kindle" link on my book's amazon page it will GET THERE MUCH QUICKER

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-09-2010 05:59:20 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Buy one and ship it to me, if you don't mind paying the cost.

So give me a link and an address then.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-09-2010 at 06:11 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-09-2010 07:54:18 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tarquinn wrote:
So give me a link and an address then.

UH

can you buy off of regular amazon?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-09-2010 07:58:30 PM
What's it called?

Are you writing about us?

You'd better be writing about us.

Is it a murder mystery? Is the murder weapon a horse dildo?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-09-2010 09:18:43 PM
buh
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-09-2010 09:41:30 PM
"... and has eaten at least one of every animal on earth." I am amused.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-10-2010 04:06:12 AM
Now you need to pm me an address, champ.

Why are you making this so hard. It's almost as if you don't like money.

Edit: Also, why does the dude on the cover look like The Witcher? Is he the witchest?

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-10-2010 at 04:06 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-10-2010 04:12:56 AM
Anyway, gone for three days now. Take your time.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-10-2010 06:39:30 AM
Good reviews so far and I enjoy gritty fantasy, so I shall definately give it a look if it reaches the UK shores.

Or are you just going to withhold it to the US, seeing as you hate us limeys.

Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 09-10-2010 12:11:04 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
"... and has eaten at least one of every animal on earth." I am amused.


I giggled at that too

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-10-2010 01:32:53 PM
quote:
Mortious's fortune cookie read:
Good reviews so far and I enjoy gritty fantasy, so I shall definately give it a look if it reaches the UK shores.

Or are you just going to withhold it to the US, seeing as you hate us limeys.


It released in the UK three months ago!

All times are US/Eastern
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