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Topic: She's better than Oliver Perez
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-27-2010 11:34:23 AM
13 year old knuckleballer.
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 07-27-2010 02:36:13 PM
What the FUCK that was a ball not a strike

She's probably blowing the umps

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Steven Steve
posted 07-27-2010 02:58:48 PM
So she can pitch well enough to beat a bunch of preteen children

Who gives a SHIT, ESPN

SPORTS

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-27-2010 04:23:57 PM
If she can throw anything at 65 mph at age 13, she'll have no trouble fanning professional players when she gets older. Probably not in MLB, it being what it is, but I wouldn't be surprised to see her in a professional league not associated with Major League Baseball.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 07-27-2010 05:40:30 PM
like BRAZZERS!?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-28-2010 11:20:02 AM
Girls are much taller than boys at 13.

She is a tall girl anyway.

Tallness makes pitching easier.

Sexual dichotomy actually tips her way at that age.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-07-2010 07:42:16 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Steven Steve wrote:
like BRAZZERS!?

did you make a porn joke about a 13 y/o? eww.

Steven Steve
posted 08-07-2010 08:24:05 PM
I've done worse
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Skaw
posted 08-09-2010 02:43:11 AM
quote:
Blindy thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Girls are much taller than boys at 13.

She is a tall girl anyway.

Tallness makes pitching easier.

Sexual dichotomy actually tips her way at that age.


Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 08-09-2010 at 02:43 AM.

Greenlit
posted 08-09-2010 03:03:03 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.


In his household, Blindy's the catcher.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-10-2010 01:50:37 PM
quote:
Skaw likes to scream this out during sex:
Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.


I'm not jealous, I just don't know why they're making a big deal out of this. A 18 year old girl being the best 18 year old pitcher- now that'd be something, but a 13 year old girl, if anything, has an advantage due to her gender, not a disadvantage.

Blindy fucked around with this message on 08-10-2010 at 01:50 PM.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Skaw
posted 08-15-2010 04:23:51 AM
quote:
Blindy attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm not jealous, I just don't know why they're making a big deal out of this. A 18 year old girl being the best 18 year old pitcher- now that'd be something, but a 13 year old girl, if anything, has an advantage due to her gender, not a disadvantage.

It's because of the type of pitch she learned. Not everyone can lob Knuckleballs with even a remote amount of accuracy. Especially a 13 year old.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 08-15-2010 at 04:24 AM.

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