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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-17-2009 12:12:34 PM
sup mort
Greenlit
posted 12-17-2009 12:36:08 PM
I'm from an Irish Catholic family does that count
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-17-2009 02:47:20 PM
sup parce
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-17-2009 03:05:39 PM
My mom's side of the family is Catholic.

I've, of course, already committed the unforgivable sin, so I won't be going to Heaven or anything, but what the heck. I'll hang out here.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-17-2009 03:19:17 PM
I am content watching this catholic zoo from the outside.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-17-2009 03:31:57 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Mortious gently hums:
sup parce

So you took advantage of the Pope's offer for disaffected Anglicans?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 12-17-2009 07:56:53 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
I've, of course, already committed the unforgivable sin, so I won't be going to Heaven or anything, but what the heck. I'll hang out here.

You've committed suicide?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-17-2009 10:18:59 PM
I think he means he drove slow in the fast lane.

At least I consider that an unforgivable sin.

Callalron fucked around with this message on 12-17-2009 at 10:19 PM.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Nina
posted 12-17-2009 10:25:21 PM
He denied the Holy Spirit.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-18-2009 12:10:41 AM
quote:
Nina Model 2000 was programmed to say:
He denied the Holy Spirit.

You mean Carroll Shelby?

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Greenlit
posted 12-18-2009 02:56:04 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Nina wrote:
He denied the Holy Spirit.

Every time I hear this phrase I think of basketball.

Shaq stuffing Jesus's freethrow or something.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-18-2009 06:34:37 AM
have you seen those videos of Dante's Inferno where the guy basically force-feeds a demon a cross

that is exactly what i did to Karnaj when i visited him

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-18-2009 09:36:17 AM

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-18-2009 09:43:01 AM
Except the cross, in this case, was his penis. Very strange.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-18-2009 10:20:03 AM
His penis is shaped like a cross? That IS strange. Must be really tough to find a comfortable pair of pants.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-18-2009 10:26:31 AM
Parce wears a kilt.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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