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Poll: how many bowel movements per day?
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Topic: how many times a day do you poop
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-16-2009 07:23:12 AM
all the days?

some of the days?

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-16-2009 07:53:23 AM
As often as I feel like it.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2009 08:18:19 AM
1 a day.

Anything else is freakish and immoral.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-16-2009 09:06:34 AM
Once a day, whether I need to or not.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-16-2009 04:11:53 PM
Oh, and also before anal sex. But that goes without saying.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2009 04:19:33 PM
Those 2 voters going 3 times a day need to cut down on the FIBRE intake.

Jesus Christ.

Razortooth Gnome
The Artist Formerly Known As Anklebiter
posted 12-17-2009 11:30:37 AM
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 12-17-2009 02:28:09 PM
quote:
How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
Those 2 voters going 3 times a day need to cut down on the FIBRE intake.

Jesus Christ.


I know... it's like clockwork, 7am poop... 12pm poop... 6pm poop...

Every damn day.

It's not even sad mushy either, it's manly forearm hard enough to kill a man consistency.

And now you know more about my poop.

Greenlit
posted 12-17-2009 02:52:26 PM
You might want to see a doctor and ask about your gallbladder.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-17-2009 03:08:58 PM
Thankfully, my stool is rapidly and easily passed.

Though I learned with horror just the other day that the angle of the light in the bathroom, combined with the shape of the toilet, allows me see my own butt in the reflection of the water.

Now I don't need a video camera to watch myself shit.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nina
posted 12-17-2009 09:18:23 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
Though I learned with horror just the other day that the angle of the light in the bathroom, combined with the shape of the toilet, allows me see my own butt in the reflection of the water.

Horror? I thought it'd be the best thing to happen to you this year.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-18-2009 09:13:30 AM
No, it's really horrifying. Give it a try.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 12-18-2009 04:28:23 PM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Tron:
You might want to see a doctor and ask about your gallbladder.

If my poops were mushy and watery 24/7 I would be really worried.

But they are just normal manly poops that come out in furious speed.

Anyway... beyond all this poop talk, when are we gonna grab a beer? Since, well, last I remembered you live right down the road from me.

Greenlit
posted 12-18-2009 06:34:57 PM
I work nights and weekends, so unless you fancy drinking at noon on a Monday (I do!) we're not going to have many options.
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 12-19-2009 12:39:48 AM
quote:
Greenlit wrote this stupid crap:
I work nights and weekends, so unless you fancy drinking at noon on a Monday (I do!) we're not going to have many options.

With my new job, weekday afternoon drinking is out of the question.

Damn you normal work schedule! Getting in the way of booze!

Maradon!
posted 01-04-2010 06:56:22 AM
I could swear we had this exact thread just before I drifted away from the boards last time.
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