Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj said:
Well, the last thing I ate was fake fried chicken. It's about five zillion times better than actual fried chicken.
I just had fake fish and chips.
Same outcome.
Sigpic shamelessly stolen from Kate Beaton.
Also, running to the kitchen to reheat some baked chicken and mac n chee as soon as I type this; you made me hungry.
a dark chocolate brownie
and half a gallon of coke zero with vanilla.
Yay for replacing all the calories I lost today waiting on the side of the road working on a damn box truck
Note that not a single unprocessed vegetable was mentioned in this thread. Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 12-10-2009 at 03:40 PM.
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Ghost of Forums Past wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Holy crap, this thread makes me feel like a health nut.Note that not a single vegetable was mentioned in this thread.
No time for veggies when driving across america's penis in a cramped ass box truck delivering stuff to people because one of the drivers called out.
Normally I have a salad for lunch 
I hate being the emergency driver. Especially because the truck I get to drive has many mechanical failures.
Also, cuban sammich has pickles!
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Ghost of Forums Past had this to say about Robocop:
Holy crap, this thread makes me feel like a health nut.Note that not a single unprocessed vegetable was mentioned in this thread.
I had ketchup with my cock.
Close enough. 
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Zephyer Kyuukaze said this about your mom:
Bean burritos made with whole-wheat tortillas, fat-free refried beans, fat-free shredded cheddar, and some Taco Bell mild sauce.
Be careful with the fat free stuff - there have been studies showing the problems with that.
What are they? Well the fat helps your body feel full. So you may want to eat more total calories to compensate.
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nem-x had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
who measures their spaghetti in grams
how else do you measure spaghetti accurately? COUNTING CALORIES HERE
Easy to make. Has about a 20 minute prep time, and I usually head to the gym while it's baking. When I get back it is ready to eat mmmm.
1> Boil the pasta until it is al dente, drain and cool.
2> Chop the vegetables, garlic, and fake meat into large chunks. (You can also choose to soak the fake meat in the chicken broth for about 10 minutes if you want a more chickeny taste.)
3> Pour all components, other than the vinegar, into a large baking dish, mix well.
4> Bake at 350F for about an hour.
5> Serve hot, drizzle the balsamic vinegar onto each serving.
Serves four at roughly 325 calories a serving.
If you don't mind adding about 75 calories a serving you can use 2 chicken breasts instead of the textured vegetable fiber, but you will need to cook it first which adds a fair bit of time to making this.
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I've had three peanut butter sandwiches today.
Oh, so that's your heart I've been hearing.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ghost of Forums Past had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Be careful with the fat free stuff - there have been studies showing the problems with that.What are they? Well the fat helps your body feel full. So you may want to eat more total calories to compensate.
Protein and complex carbohydrates help you feel full, too.
And of course, I do try to get a moderate amount of mono and polyunsaturated fats. They're quite important for your health.
Comfort food FTW!
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Callalron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Meat loaf, mashed potatos with country gravy, rolls.Comfort food FTW!
Jargum fucked around with this message on 12-11-2009 at 12:22 AM.
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Vallo, the Second Coming said:
What do you guys mean fake fried chicken and fake fish and chips?
Over-baked fish and oven-baked chips, rather than the traditional English fare of deep-frying them in solid animal fat.
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Ghost of Forums Past wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Holy crap, this thread makes me feel like a health nut.Note that not a single unprocessed vegetable was mentioned in this thread.
HOLY SHIT
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Vallo, the Second Coming gently hums:
Veggies are not the only healthy food, sir.
Veggies aren't food. Veggies are what food eats.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
by quantities of sixty or more!
And yes, I've already tried eating more semen. It didn't work.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
strong to the finish, yo
that's why popeye could get any chick he wanted
i mean there was just the one
but popeye got her
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Mr. Parcelan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
answer = spinachstrong to the finish, yo
that's why popeye could get any chick he wanted
i mean there was just the one
but popeye got her
Did you know that Popeye's forearms were actually giant tumors caused by exposure to asbestos and other industrial chemicals during World War 2?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mortious had this to say about Pirotess:
Over-baked fish and oven-baked chips, rather than the traditional English fare of deep-frying them in solid animal fat.
Ah. Yeah, I can see the connection there. I honestly prefer it baked unless I'm specifically going for a helluva crunch.
30g of fat
30g of carbs
121g of protein
900 calories total
