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Topic: Happy Thanksgiving!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-26-2009 08:32:23 PM
Hope you ruptured something!

Gobble gobble gobble!

Number 1 Poster
posted 11-26-2009 09:10:09 PM
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Gork
Pancake
posted 11-26-2009 10:43:44 PM
banned
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-27-2009 04:52:14 AM
No, I didn't.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-27-2009 09:16:15 AM
I ate probably three pound of food in fifteen minutes. Then came the poop.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Number 1 Poster
posted 11-27-2009 09:25:51 AM
pooping after Thanksgiving is a workout all by itself
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-30-2009 02:13:11 AM
Had Thanksgiving dinner with Girlfriend's parents then drove six hours up to Sacramento for a wedding on Saturday.

Was a good weekend.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-30-2009 02:25:59 AM
when people give thanks to god at dinner, did you clear your throat really loudly

also when the priest said "by the power vested in me" at the wedding did you jump up and say: "the power of NOTHING because religion doesn't EXIST old man???"

that is basically something you would do

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-30-2009 07:56:46 PM
I did neither of those things.

I was actually the one who nudged GF into holding hands with the rest of her family for the blessing since being with family is more important than philosophical wanking. Her Gradfather's grace: "Rub-a-dub, let's get some grub. Amen."

I'm really only a prick to the people who come onto campus and scream that we're all a bunch of fags and mouthy women who are going to Hell unless we accept Jesus. Oh, and the Methodists, Catholics, and Lutherans are going to Hell with us. Aside from that I actually work with Campus Crusade and the Interfaith groups quite a bit!

Although tbh the part of the wedding where they mixed sand together to represent the mixing of the couple + Jesus was a little creepy when combined with the fact that half the point of the wedding seemed to be to get divine permission to go bang. "Alright kids, now you're allowed to go bone, but don't forget to think about Jesus while you're doing it!"

The God-As-Lover bit of many protestant Christian sects is kinda creepy is all I'm saying.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-30-2009 09:47:54 PM
God is having sex with everyone. There's no way you could possibly please Him.

You better curb your attitude when we go to Japan. nem-x is as devout a Shintoist as they come.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-01-2009 11:42:50 PM
is kelly taber your giiiiiirrrrrlfrieeeend?
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-02-2009 01:17:15 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
is kelly taber your giiiiiirrrrrlfrieeeend?

Why yes in fact. I generally don't clean the clothing of women I'm not dating.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-02-2009 01:50:09 AM
i figured you might have had a cuckold fetish or something

so are you in on japan buddies or not

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-02-2009 02:24:21 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
i figured you might have had a cuckold fetish or something

so are you in on japan buddies or not


Like, early summer, late summer, when exactly? How long would it be too?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-02-2009 06:22:31 AM
The weddings that talk more about Jesus than actually being together are gross "OK! We get it! You want to have a three-way with Jesus."

Everyone's allowed their kinks.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-03-2009 07:21:13 AM
quote:
Dr. Gee embraced inferiority and said
Like, early summer, late summer, when exactly? How long would it be too?

i dunno man

like late summer
august
so we all die in heat

for maybe a week

week and a half

do you speak japanese

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-03-2009 05:06:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
do you speak japanese

No.

And August sounds pretty sweet. Neither of you snores right? Because goddamn I can't put up with that shit. Even if you're sodomizing your Karnaj blowup doll or wtfever that's cool, just snoring fucking sucks.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-04-2009 06:29:05 AM
Who said anything about it being a blow up doll of me that he'll be sodomizing.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-04-2009 06:45:57 AM
seriously

we expect you to help sneaking karnaj into the country

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-04-2009 10:54:02 AM
It'll be MAXIMUM KARNAJ!!!

I feel sorry for Japan... it doesn't know what is coming for it.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-04-2009 02:09:15 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
seriously

we expect you to help sneaking karnaj into the country


I think I could get the torso into one of my larger bags if you get the limbs.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-06-2009 03:13:19 PM
quote:
Katrinity said:
It'll be MAXIMUM KARNAJ!!!

Nina
posted 12-06-2009 06:58:04 PM
how do you say "my anus is bleeding" in japanese
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-06-2009 09:01:04 PM
Man, this board can't do jack with a non-English alphabet.

Callalron fucked around with this message on 12-06-2009 at 09:03 PM.

Callalron
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