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Topic: does delidgamond have chlamydia????
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2009 06:01:55 AM
it's a question worth asking!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-18-2009 08:49:17 AM
Is that a pokémon?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-18-2009 09:26:06 AM
My friend had it once. He said that the bleeding from his dickhole was bad, but the doctor swabbing the inside of his dick to diagnose what he had was even worse.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-18-2009 05:04:09 PM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-18-2009 05:18:57 PM
fuck yeah im gettin that q-tip down my dick hole for an ipod touch
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-18-2009 05:19:13 PM
quote:
Liam has funnier quote texts than me:
fuck yeah im gettin that q-tip down my dick hole for an ipod touch

also "good news"

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-18-2009 05:55:28 PM
We all know how loose Tiquana donkeys are...

Maybe Delid should of taken that into account before hand!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 11-18-2009 05:56:32 PM
quote:
From the book of Karnaj, chapter 3, verse 16:
My friend had it once. He said that the bleeding from his dickhole was bad, but the doctor swabbing the inside of his dick to diagnose what he had was even worse.

What concerns me the most about that story is that the big part is getting tested (the swab) - like that was a big thing, showing he hasn't learned his lesson about both him and his partner getting tested BEFORE they do the deed.

You'd think bleeding from the dick would be sufficient motivation. He got lucky.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 11-18-2009 at 05:58 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2009 08:25:10 PM
I hear tell of a disease found in German brothels called "Bull's Head Syphilis," the sort of thing that entails the calcification of the interior of the penis and requires both a hammer and a tiny pick to break out.

basically i am asking what is a good time to visit tarquinn

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2009 02:12:42 PM
quote:
Ghost of Forums Past put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
What concerns me the most about that story is that the big part is getting tested (the swab) - like that was a big thing, showing he hasn't learned his lesson about both him and his partner getting tested BEFORE they do the deed.

You'd think bleeding from the dick would be sufficient motivation. He got lucky.


She was cheating on him and he got it from her. Which is why you always wrap it up.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

ahhh shit, it's waisz
Pancake
posted 11-20-2009 06:52:37 AM
Another good reason to wrap it up is if you hate having any sensation during sex.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-20-2009 08:55:24 AM
Indeed. When dealing with cheating whores, one must decide: do I want to have a pleasurable sensation now, or a burning, bloody urethra later?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gork
Pancake
posted 11-21-2009 11:13:54 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Katrinity stammered:
We all know how loose Tiquana donkeys are...

Maybe Delid should of taken that into account before hand!


Heh, its not the Tijuana Donkey that has to be loose...

Is it even possible that I've lived in San Diego for 24 years and havent been to a donkey show yet?

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 11-21-2009 01:46:24 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
She was cheating on him and he got it from her. Which is why you always wrap it up.

I shouldn't have been so quick to judge - that's horrible.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-21-2009 02:11:36 PM
quote:
Gork had this to say about Tron:
Heh, its not the Tijuana Donkey that has to be loose...

Is it even possible that I've lived in San Diego for 24 years and havent been to a donkey show yet?


Not only possible, but probably better for all involved.

ahhh shit, it's waisz
Pancake
posted 11-21-2009 04:30:09 PM
besides, sex is gross as heck and pretty gay

you'd literally have to be a faggot to enjoy vaginal intercourse

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