I'm surprised the defense attorney didn't try for an insanity plea. Prolly could've avoided any kind of punishment, save for maybe some outpatient therapy.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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ACES! Another post by Bloodsage:
Now, Jesus explicitly forbids killing, but there's nothing against doing all sorts of jerkish things and getting away with it if you are, at heart, a good person (as I am).
Henceforth, the agenda for today:
-Whack Karnaj in the balls
-Force Bloodsage to watch my vacation slides (with commentary)
-Whack Karnaj in the taint
-Oppress Blindy's civil liberties
-Whack Karnaj in the anus
-Switch Tarquinn's beer with O'Doul's
-Declare the transition from balls to anus "The Great Circle Route," and whack Karnaj again to celebrate
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Captain Tarquinn startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Found the French version for you.
Donkey shins!
PS: you should come visit...I'll prove English beer is better than German! Oho!
PPS: that was hilarious Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 10-07-2009 at 05:26 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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ACES! Another post by Bloodsage:PS: you should come visit...I'll prove English beer is better than German! Oho!
Your taste buds are indubitable damaged irreparably by American beer.
But... well, we plan to spend our next year's summer vacation in Ireland. As far as I know we go there via London, and I am sure we could visit you before or after for a couple of days. If you want to.
Although, I see no reason to do so, as you have completly shunned us the year you have spent in Germany. Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 10-09-2009 at 08:03 AM.
We could all meet up in York, which is pretty much a medieval themepark city.
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From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
People never come up to the north of England to visit me.We could all meet up in York, which is pretty much a medieval themepark city.
Or lay siege to it, sack the city, decapitate the Lord-Mayor and send his head to Mort as an early Christmas present.
... not before they make you buy fudge, several cheap swords, silly mugs and drag you around the city walls on the ever popular ghost tour.
Do not go there on a bank holiday. The crowds will swallow you whole.
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Bent over the coffee table, Tarquinn squealed:
Although, I see no reason to do so, as you have completly shunned us the year you have spent in Germany.
If it helps, I actually do feel bad about that. 
I kept getting moved into increasingly ass-painful jobs, and never really got a vacation the whole time. We'd planned to take a long weekend and come up to visit, but every time I was either working or too tired to do anything more difficult than veg.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Parcelan startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Also, you didn't come out to London to see me, so you can just go RIGHT BACK TO PUNJAB, MONSIGNOR.
I've been traveling a lot, or I would have; my ability to take time off during the week is pretty limited. Too many people look to me for permission to continue breathing, it seems.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Optimus Prime:
If it helps, I actually do feel bad about that.I kept getting moved into increasingly ass-painful jobs, and never really got a vacation the whole time. We'd planned to take a long weekend and come up to visit, but every time I was either working or too tired to do anything more difficult than veg.
Hey, it's okay. We fully realize that the stuff you're doing isn't a typical 40 hours a week job. 
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Bloodsage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I've been traveling a lot, or I would have; my ability to take time off during the week is pretty limited. Too many people look to me for permission to continue breathing, it seems.
There's a hostage situation in Pakistan right now. I suppose you're too busy for that, too!
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
There's a hostage situation in Pakistan right now. I suppose you're too busy for that, too!
Holy shit, he got right on that!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I've been traveling a lot, or I would have; my ability to take time off during the week is pretty limited. Too many people look to me for permission to continue breathing, it seems.
There is an easy solution to that.
Permission DENIED! 
