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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-15-2009 01:24:22 PM
...from myself and Parce this Friday, PM me your cell phone number. If you do not completely disgust us as human beings, there is a small chance we will grace your ears/voicemails with drunken vitriol. Bonus points will be awarded for those who give up the phone number of an unwilling victim.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-15-2009 02:16:00 PM
Well, I'm probably in an alcohol induced coma already when you get around to doing your calls. Also it is expensive.

Anyway, post some pictures.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-15-2009 03:40:01 PM
I have a feeling I'll be receiving a phone call regardless.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-16-2009 12:47:10 AM
You know you like it.

Admit it.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-16-2009 01:02:47 AM
I will try to arrange to also be drunk Friday night but I can't make any promises.
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Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 09-17-2009 06:50:11 PM
770 476 2659
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-18-2009 03:30:08 AM
quote:
Monica's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I will try to arrange to also be drunk Friday night but I can't make any promises.

our very presence will intoxicate you and possibly give you diabetes

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-18-2009 02:54:25 PM
parce i trolled you hard on facebook and you never answered

holla back dog

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-18-2009 03:15:20 PM
you called me a dick

that does not count as anything

your trolling is brolling

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-18-2009 03:28:49 PM
two hours until pizza summit 2

discussions on the floor today
-how to curb the maradon menace
-which butter is the best butter
-menstruation: malice, menace or manly

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-19-2009 01:01:17 AM
oh hee hee hee!
oh hee hee!

oh hee hee hee!

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-19-2009 01:07:14 AM
ps maradon refused to play ball

everyone pm and tell that foo he some kinda racist!

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-19-2009 01:21:54 AM
Call Zair already! I want to hear all the awkward details!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2009 03:47:14 PM
I can't decide what was the highlight of the night: the delicious bison burgers, the 10 pints beer (apiece), addressing RK as Agent Poopson Yourface, Parce's verbal molestation of RK's fiancee, or one of the many awesome things that happened during my blackout. It was truly a storied and glorious evening.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-19-2009 05:36:26 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

Anyway, post some pictures.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-19-2009 06:32:22 PM
Tits or GTFO

quote:
Verily, Tarquinn doth proclaim:
Anyway, post some pictures.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-19-2009 09:59:34 PM
I am saddened that I didn't receive a drunken phonecall.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-20-2009 10:10:00 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Dr. Gee's junta released this statement:
I am saddened that I didn't receive a drunken phonecall.

Well, let's see who I got PMs from since I posted the annoucement:

What's that? No PM from Gee? Awww, shucks! I guess that means no goddamn phonecall.

BTW, even though it did arrive too late, mad props to Rodent King for throwing Zair under the bus by giving me his phone number. Also, big ups to Monica for throwing Maradon under the bus by giving me his phone number.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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CBTao
Pancake
posted 09-21-2009 12:15:44 AM
You didn't call me either.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-21-2009 06:25:11 AM
We were 3 beers in by 7 PM, so.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 09-23-2009 02:27:36 AM
Ooooh, so that's why you called last Friday. D:
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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