I threw everything at him: false identities, zoophilia, necrophilia, pretending to be an INS agent, EVERYTHING. This routine pretty much made Maradon piss his pants when we crank called him, but Tarquinn has some unholy German mojo. Maybe it's his callous, brooding ancestry? Or perhaps this shit just isn't all that weird in Germany.
Any way, post your phone numbah here so Karnaj can crank call you.
I'm done now.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Monica had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Also, perhaps if you had wanted to get to him you should have tried the same routine you did on me - telling him you wanted to get all up in his vagina.
you complain, like, all the goddamn time
Truth be told, Maradon is probably the best crank call victim in the world because no matter what you say, he busts out laughing.
True Story
I once was on AIM with CBTao when he was still living with Maradon and we concocted a conspiracy. I called Maradon up and screamed "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" and he did and CBTao was there to punch him in the face and he was giggling the whole time.
Legend says that the act awoke his savage lust for pain and the money he spends on being whipped and waxed upon has put seven dominatrices through med school.
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Goma got a whole lot of nerve:
You forgot to mention how gay the other 90% of the video was.
What is this, 1995 and BJJ is considered gay again?
/throws
/eats pasta
/is huge
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How.... Liam.... uughhhhhh:
What is this, 1995 and BJJ is considered gay again?
tbh, it does kind of look like you're forcing your will on this young man
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Fire away, gents.
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Anakha's PS3 painfully thought these words up:
281-684-7850Fire away, gents.
I think they forgot to mention that we have to remember who you are in order for it to be fun.
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Bricktop's account was hax0red to write:
I think they forgot to mention that we have to remember who you are in order for it to be fun.
If anyone remembers me, I'd do it.
But I tend to not be a very fun person to prank call.
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Azakias still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
If anyone remembers me, I'd do it.But I tend to not be a very fun person to prank call.
We'll be the judges of that.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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This one time, at Bricktop camp:
I think they forgot to mention that we have to remember who you are in order for it to be fun.
I'd crank call you.
But the last time I did, you called me the n-word.
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Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Dude has one hell of a poker face.I threw everything at him: false identities, zoophilia, necrophilia, pretending to be an INS agent, EVERYTHING. This routine pretty much made Maradon piss his pants when we crank called him, but Tarquinn has some unholy German mojo. Maybe it's his callous, brooding ancestry? Or perhaps this shit just isn't all that weird in Germany.
Being drunk helped, I reckon.
Don't forget that signed copy for me!
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Monica was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm pretty sure I made Tarquinn giggle, so I think I win.
Yes, you did. Also, while I dig your dialect, I had a hard time actually understanding you.
Being drunk, didn't help, I reckon.
I was unaware that I had a dialect.
Fuckin Oklahoma.
Monica fucked around with this message on 08-04-2009 at 11:02 AM.
I still think it was hysterical when I actually answered the phone and Karnaj was like, "Oh my god, she answered - she answered! Wait, are you drunk right now? Please tell me you're drunk."
"What?! That doesn't make any sense!" raves Tarquinn of Dresden.
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And now, we sprinkle Monica liberally with Old Spice!
lolI was unaware that I had a dialect.
Fuckin Oklahoma.
Your accent isn't that bad. You talk really, really, really fast.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I will sign it: "Die Mutters Der Spiegel.""What?! That doesn't make any sense!" raves Tarquinn of Dresden.
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Verily, Karnaj doth proclaim:
Your accent isn't that bad. You talk really, really, really fast.
Mine however, is.
They either talk really fast... or really slow. It was engaging.
Blood mixed with snow looks pretty cool, there was a fight outside of a pool hall once. This is a tangent, but related to my visit to Oklahoma.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Karnaj said this about your mom:
Your accent isn't that bad. You talk really, really, really fast.
I have a short attention span and I get excited easily! That isn't my fault!
I also don't think you're the best judge because any time you've ever called me it's because you're plastered. And 9 times out of 10, so was I. So really, both of us are incomprehensible. Monica fucked around with this message on 08-06-2009 at 12:45 AM.
Also, I'm game for random phone shenanigans. 847-269-2215 
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Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
Your accent's not bad at all, Tarquinn.
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Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Confirming that Tarquinn's accent is not bad, as I heard with crystal clarity how he described fucking his uncle.
Thanks. 
