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Topic: Death to America!
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-02-2009 02:39:52 AM
My flight to the Great White Satan departs in about three hours.

So long.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-02-2009 10:28:46 PM
We're being invaded by the Germans! IT'S WORLD WAR 3!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-03-2009 12:07:12 AM
Sie sind hier.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-04-2009 03:14:04 PM
Tried a Bud Ice yesterday.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-04-2009 04:03:07 PM
quote:
How.... Captain Tarquinn.... uughhhhhh:
Tried a Bud Ice yesterday.


My condolences.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 07-04-2009 06:28:34 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Tried a Bud Ice yesterday.


Welcome to America.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-04-2009 09:45:09 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn painfully thought these words up:
Tried a Bud Ice yesterday.


What? Was it on a bet? Was money involved? Otherwise...why? For the love of God...WHY?

Go have a Sam Adams or maybe even a Shiner Bock to wash the nasty out of your mouth.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-04-2009 11:40:03 PM
All beer tastes the same and it is not pleasant.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-05-2009 12:08:02 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Callalron liberally with Old Spice!
What? Was it on a bet? Was money involved? Otherwise...why? For the love of God...WHY?

Go have a Sam Adams or maybe even a Shiner Bock to wash the nasty out of your mouth.


He was in no way coerced. In fact, he picked the can himself; I was only going to subject him to Miller Lite. At least that's just bland and inoffensive.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-05-2009 01:02:40 PM
just drink sam adams summer ale the entire time you're there

it's the best they've got

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 07-06-2009 11:00:38 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Tried a Bud Ice yesterday.


They still make that crap!?! (Granted I avoid all A/B products like the plague.)

http://www.bloodfin.net
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-06-2009 11:28:57 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
He was in no way coerced. In fact, he picked the can himself; I was only going to subject him to Miller Lite. At least that's just bland and inoffensive.

As opposed to Coor's Lite, which is like making love in a canoe. IE, they're both fucking close to water.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 07-07-2009 12:26:14 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
As opposed to Coor's Lite, which is like making love in a canoe. IE, they're both fucking close to water.

This made me laugh too hard that it should have...

http://www.bloodfin.net
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-07-2009 10:28:43 AM



quote:
Callalron wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
As opposed to Coor's Lite, which is like making love in a canoe. IE, they're both fucking close to water.

Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 07-07-2009 at 10:29 AM.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-07-2009 12:02:13 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Captain Tarquinn wrote:

The horror......the horror.

Don't let word of this transgression slip back home. I think there's an article in the Germany constitution that says you can have your citizenship revoked and be banished from the country for drinking Bud.

Callalron fucked around with this message on 07-07-2009 at 12:03 PM.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-07-2009 02:45:03 PM
So what're you getting up to in the States?

How come you went to visit?

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-07-2009 04:58:08 PM
That couch looks comfy.

Is it comfy?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-07-2009 07:49:10 PM
are you still hanging out with karnaj?
Number 1 Poster
posted 07-08-2009 06:14:51 PM
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-09-2009 01:19:28 AM
tl;dr
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-09-2009 05:24:28 AM
delid posted it; dr
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Number 1 Poster
posted 07-09-2009 05:57:00 AM
giggle giggle
Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 07-09-2009 08:55:21 AM
Now that you've had the worst we offer in beer, I suggest just bar-hopping through Boston if you get the chance.
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-04-2009 10:19:01 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The horror......the horror.

Don't let word of this transgression slip back home. I think there's an article in the Germany constitution that says you can have your citizenship revoked and be banished from the country for drinking Bud.



The beer police is still unaware of my transgressions, as I haven't told anybody... yet.

quote:
Mortious painfully thought these words up:
So what're you getting up to in the States?

How come you went to visit?


Vacation, and visiting Karnaj and his wife, mostly. It was all kinds of awesome.

quote:
Azakias spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That couch looks comfy.

Is it comfy?


Yes. Like you wouldn't believe. It kinda makes me regret buying a leather couch ensemble for my living room. It's like a pile of bricks compared to what Karnaj owns.

quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
are you still hanging out with karnaj?

Not, anymore. But at the time you posted that, yes. As you've found out.

quote:
Callalron had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The horror......the horror.

Don't let word of this transgression slip back home. I think there's an article in the Germany constitution that says you can have your citizenship revoked and be banished from the country for drinking Bud.



The beer police is still unaware of my transgressions, as I haven't told anybody... yet.

quote:
Mortious painfully thought these words up:
So what're you getting up to in the States?

How come you went to visit?


Vacation, and visiting Karnaj and his wife, mostly. It was all kinds of awesome.

quote:
Azakias spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That couch looks comfy.

Is it comfy?


Yes. Like you wouldn't believe. It kinda makes me regret buying a leather couch ensemble for my living room. It's like a pile of bricks compared to what Karnaj owns.

quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
are you still hanging out with karnaj?

Not, anymore. But at the time you posted that, yes. As you've found out.

quote:
Vallo, the Second Coming thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Now that you've had the worst we offer in beer, I suggest just bar-hopping through Boston if you get the chance.

Yeah, we kinda avoided Boston so that we could go to Cape Cod instead. Looking back, we should have went to Boston instead.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-04-2009 01:03:46 PM
Karnaj is a truly laid-back host--I require all my visitors to wear pants when sitting on my couch. Well, most of them, anyway. Shakira has a standing exception to policy in case she drops by.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-04-2009 02:12:19 PM
Microfiber cleans up real easily.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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