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Topic: Going to New York tommorrow.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-20-2009 06:24:18 PM
Gonna be there until Monday.

Tell me what to do.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-20-2009 07:05:15 PM
Eat a hamburger.

Notice that there are many different ethnicities around you.

Stand in the middle of the street, arms out, head up, mouth open and twirl around for a few minutes.

Go to a convention.

Drink some beer.

Meet Karnaj.

Make vulgar phone calls to Maradon and Monica.

That's what I did, anyway.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-20-2009 07:12:09 PM
Drink "some" beer? Dude, we each had about a gallon of beer. It was truly grand.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-20-2009 07:34:59 PM
It were off da hook.
Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 05-20-2009 07:41:17 PM
Visit the Empire State Building. That's the part I remember most about our trip there.

You could see a Broadway show, too. Then an Off-Broadway show as a counterpoint.
And an Off-Off-Broadway show if you really want to be thorough.

If you want to see the Statue of Liberty, head to the ferry as early as you can stand it; my family and I tried to get out there when we visited a few years ago, but the dock was absolutely god-damned PACKED. Probably woulda been there all day. Come to think of it, we may have gone on a Saturday, which may have been part of the problem.

Ooo, check out the import shops!

And F.A.O. Schwarz! Man, I could live in that store.

OK, I think that's all I got.

KIERKEGAARD

Sigpic shamelessly stolen from Kate Beaton.

Number 1 Poster
posted 05-20-2009 07:56:09 PM
Yell 'For Allah!' at the top of your lungs
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-20-2009 11:37:27 PM
stay the fuck away from times square, that place is a zoo.

that's right. im a newfie who visited nyc in october.

Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 05-21-2009 01:24:53 AM
Go to Times Square, but at 2:00 in the morning, marvel that it's STILL a zoo.

Eat at Carnegie Deli, get a pizza.

Also, if you do want to go see the Statue of Liberty, when I was there you had to make reservations 2 days in advance to go inside the statue... Because we didn't know that we were turned away.

There's a word for that and I think it's irony.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 05-21-2009 12:35:01 PM
And i think they are opening the skydeck in the statue soon. Maybe you could check that out
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-21-2009 03:17:01 PM
Get some real pizza. Marvel at how much pizza in your hometown sucks cock.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-21-2009 03:44:15 PM
Oh, and speaking of sucking cock, make sure to get a $10 blowjob at the Port Authority from a one-legged hooker named Steve.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-25-2009 08:08:17 PM
Had a great time! Those of you who have my facebook should see plenty of pictures that my wife is uploading.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-26-2009 12:24:35 AM
I'll be visiting it again before too long.

Maybe you and your wife and Karnaj and myself can all meet up and we can take turns asking her to fart on us.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-26-2009 04:45:47 AM
Jesus, those wax figures are awful.

Madame Tousseaux could do better!

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-26-2009 07:31:24 AM
quote:
I like it when Mr. Parcelan says:
Jesus, those wax figures are awful.

Madame Tousseaux could do better!


Some of them are pretty convincing, but I think the wax responds differently to flashes than skin and that gives it away.

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