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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 08:32:40 AM
When you gargle mouth wash, close your eyes.

It burns. The alcohal free mouth wash burns.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-25-2009 09:01:40 AM
At least your eyes smell minty fresh.
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Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2009 10:41:05 AM
alcohal
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2009 10:49:11 AM
alcohal free
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2009 10:49:54 AM
Though, to be fair, he's probably blind, so he can't be expected to have perfect spelling.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2009 11:23:04 AM
"A" is typed with left hand
"O" is typed with right hand
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2009 11:28:40 AM
But he's Canadian, so it's backwards for him.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-25-2009 07:49:19 PM
Crest Pro-Health nighttime formula. Great stuff.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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nem-x
posted 02-25-2009 08:27:20 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Crest Pro-Health nighttime formula. Great stuff.

http://andywibbels.com/2007/01/crest-pro-health-mouthwash-turning-customers-teeth-brow n/

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2009 08:48:51 PM
If you're a pussy, maybe. I've been using it for like 8 months (at least once a day) and my teeth are as white as ever and I still have complete taste sensation.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 09:20:28 PM
alcohal free
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Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2009 09:34:45 PM
You have failed organic chemistry
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 09:46:32 PM
I mixed 50 millilitres of water and 50 millilitres of alochol and got a 98 millilitre solution! IT WAS FUCKING MAGIC MAN
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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 09:47:14 PM
Seriously though I forget why that is.
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-25-2009 09:48:46 PM
Alcohol evaporates quickly.
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Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2009 09:49:03 PM
Jesus Christ
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-25-2009 10:10:08 PM
When you're an insufferable faggot who people can't tolerate working a job as a no-name grunt for people who despise you, is minty fresh breath really that necessary?
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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 10:22:57 PM
Who are you addressing here
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-25-2009 11:05:53 PM
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Number 1 Poster
posted 02-25-2009 11:13:00 PM
Everyone loves me and my minty fresh breath at work. What about you, bub? HMM? BUB! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???!?!
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Nina
posted 02-25-2009 11:34:40 PM
Then why aren't you getting laid?
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Greenlit
posted 02-25-2009 11:50:29 PM
People at work love me for my bright ties.

Bright ties are cheap ties, and I am broke as fuck.

It's not always good to be known for something.

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Maradon!
posted 02-26-2009 07:10:03 PM
quote:
nem-xing:
http://andywibbels.com/2007/01/crest-pro-health-mouthwash-turning-customers-teeth- brow n/

There have been a lot of really, really weird consumer complaints lately. The makers of Zicam were sued over their product ostensibly burning peoples nostrils and causing a loss of smell... which isn't possible, considering the only ingredients in the product are glycerin and dietary zinc. They settled out of court.

Maybe trial lawyers are digging up thinner and thinner class action suits because of hard economic times?

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Steven Steve
posted 02-26-2009 07:59:48 PM
The science has been soundly refuted since in my case it didn't happen anyway
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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