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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-14-2009 10:39:36 PM
Don't worry about the song, just watch the lead-in.

It's just...so...wow.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-15-2009 04:57:50 AM
Those guys are fucking awesome...I mean, yeah the music sucks pretty badly, but just the fact that they're a Klingon death metal band is cool.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-15-2009 10:02:34 PM
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Duck Tales:
the fact that they're a Klingon death metal band is cool.

Like there'd be any other kind of Klingon band?

Callalron
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-16-2009 06:10:06 PM
Is the lead singer missing a hand?
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-16-2009 11:29:50 PM
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Callalron has funnier quote texts than me:
Like there'd be any other kind of Klingon band?

i'm actually familiar with many klingon folk bands

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-17-2009 12:18:42 AM
Could you imagine the Klingon version of, say, Air Supply? To sing that kind of crap as a Klingon, you'd have to be the baddest sons o' bitches in the galaxy.
Callalron
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"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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