The evening began at the gentleman's club, where we discussed Wittgenstein over cocktails. Haha, not really. No, we met in the lounge of the Algonquin Hotel and moseyed on over to a pizza shack, wherein we had pizza and sodas and discussed a smattering of topics. Parce is as witty and charming in person as he is on the intertubes.
But pizza and soda is for teenagers and homosexuals, so we set down to the business of drinking. Our chosen venue was the Black Sheep pub on Third Avenue. There, we drank. A lot. It was seven pints apiece, or thereabouts. I was feeling good, and Parce was the Tasmanian Devil. We had a fine time, discussing a wide range of topics: philosophy, politics, religion, urinating in strange places.
Getting back to the hotel and out of the cold, we proceeded to drunk dial Monica, then Maradon. Monica got a voicemail, the contents of which are unprintable. Maradon was subjected to an extremely homoerotic diatribe from Parce and profuse apologies from myself, as I prodded him over AIM to give up his phone number for the drunk dialing. I will leave it to them to elaborate, as any testimony I could offer would be dismissed as embellishment at best.
So, that makes it 2 EC'ers I've gotten hammered with: Tarquinn in 2004, and Parce in 2009. Both were excellent encounters, and I can now give Parce my official seal of approval.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Greenlit was listening to Cher while typing:
Drop by South Florida for some ungodly reason (didn't you come down to see the inlaws recently) and I'll see if we can't go get shitfaced.
Wait, where about in South Florida... I'm in the Pompano Beach area. I could have had a drinking buddy all this time, even if we hated each other to the point of physical violence.
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Monica impressed everyone with:
If you had that much trouble getting Maradon's number, you could have asked me. I think I still have it.
We could have also not made references to throbbing genitalia when we called you!
Stop dwelling in the past.
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Check out the big brain on Addy!
You two should totally swing by Colorado. (Yes, no more god forsaken Minnesota for me finally!!)
Where in Colorado did you move?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Addy was all like:
I'm in Boulder
Not bad... it's a college town so it's a lot more fun than the rest of CO. If you're a beer drinker, drop by the Wilderness Pub. Good beer, and pretty decent bar food (though there's a place here in the Springs that I like much better). Most folks from out of state know the New Belgium brewery but I like Boulder Beer better - they own the Wilderness.
I assume you're going to CU Boulder?
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Brahmin Bloodlust had this to say about Captain Planet:
Wait, where about in South Florida... I'm in the Pompano Beach area. I could have had a drinking buddy all this time, even if we hated each other to the point of physical violence.
Pompano, no shit?
I'm in Deerfield.
Didn't know you were in Colorado though. Give me a heads up if you're ever up north here! Addy fucked around with this message on 02-09-2009 at 12:01 AM.
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Captain Tarquinn screamed this from the crapper:
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God, I was so skinny back then. All the walking around the city, I guess. I do distinctly remember being able to rocket up the five flights of stairs to my apartment by the end of my stay.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Greenlit's fortune cookie read:
Pompano, no shit?I'm in Deerfield.
Hmm, might have to have a small get together just to say I've met someone from these boards. I'm only here for about 20 more days though.
The I'm gone from Florida and off to the great Northwest.
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Brahmin Bloodlust had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hmm, might have to have a small get together just to say I've met someone from these boards. I'm only here for about 20 more days though.The I'm gone from Florida and off to the great Northwest.
Did you ever play WoW on Duskwood in ODB?
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We were all impressed when Bricktop wrote:
Did you ever play WoW on Duskwood in ODB?
Can't say I have... I played on Daggerspine and Hellscream mainly. With alts on Gorgannash, Stormreaver and a few others.
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Addy had this to say about Cuba:
You two should totally swing by Colorado. (Yes, no more god forsaken Minnesota for me finally!!)
Hahaha, listen, I appreciate the indulgence, but we are basically the most horrifying people alive. We are so foul and vulgar that we have refined the lost art of conversation to a subtle, touchless form of sexual assault.
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The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Hahaha, listen, I appreciate the indulgence, but we are basically the most horrifying people alive. We are so foul and vulgar that we have refined the lost art of conversation to a subtle, touchless form of sexual assault.
Yes, it really was a lot of fun. I mean, not for anyone else. We had a grand old time. So, really, you have to ask yourself: are you ready to be one of us?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
God, I was so skinny back then. All the walking around the city, I guess. I do distinctly remember being able to rocket up the five flights of stairs to my apartment by the end of my stay.
I´m fat too now. 
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Monica Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I think I'd drink with Karnaj if given the opportunity, but probably not Parce.
Burned
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nem-x is gay had this to say about Robocop:
Burned
To be fair, Karnaj wasn't the one who left me a drunken voicemail about getting up next to my feminine receptacles or cavities or whatever.
Edit: Although he is the one who called me in the first place, so I guess he has to share part of the blame. Monica fucked around with this message on 02-10-2009 at 01:11 PM.
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Monica got served! Monica got served!
To be fair, Karnaj wasn't the one who left me a drunken voicemail about getting up next to my feminine receptacles or cavities or whatever.Edit: Although he is the one who called me in the first place, so I guess he has to share part of the blame.
Hey. HEY! If you had merely responded to my text in a timely fashion, no phonecall would've taken place. But NOOOO, you had to be all working and earning money.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Monica stammered:
To be fair, Karnaj wasn't the one who left me a drunken voicemail about getting up next to my feminine receptacles or cavities or whatever.Edit: Although he is the one who called me in the first place, so I guess he has to share part of the blame.
Like it's my fault you're angry at your vagina.
rape
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
So, really, you have to ask yourself: are you ready to be one of us?
I was probably more like you back before you were you, than you are like you now.
Or something to that effect. Callalron fucked around with this message on 02-10-2009 at 07:51 PM.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
And so do I. What's the problem?
Well... I guess there's not one, then.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
It takes a special kind of wild and crazy person to roll with das Mutters der Spiegel.
I have no idea what you just tried to say.
