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Topic: Amsterdam!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2009 07:44:11 PM
I'll be there from the 1st to the 5th of Feb.

Give me a list of things to see and things to do. I will attempt to see/do them.

Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 01-12-2009 07:47:05 PM
When the hell are you coming to the States? Don't forget, ConnectiCon happens in July!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2009 07:53:49 PM
quote:
Ghost of Forums Past said:
When the hell are you coming to the States? Don't forget, ConnectiCon happens in July!

1. It's too far away.
2. It costs too much.
3. No one I can mooch off there.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-13-2009 01:05:31 AM
smoke weed every day
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 01-13-2009 01:43:44 AM
quote:
Sakkra impressed everyone with:
smoke weed every day
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-13-2009 05:04:08 AM
quote:
Sakkra stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
smoke weed every day

Don't forget to work in a visit here and there to a hooker.

A legal, licensed and bonded hooker.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-13-2009 12:16:39 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Cuba:
Don't forget to work in a visit here and there to a hooker.

A legal, licensed and bonded hooker.


bondage costs extra

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-13-2009 12:57:01 PM
Go to the churches, they have some fabulous churches there.

No just kidding, fuck a hooker while high on drugs.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-13-2009 03:44:54 PM
quote:
Blindy. said:
fuck a hooker while high on drugs

Mission accepted.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-13-2009 04:50:26 PM
God speed, my friend.
Nina
posted 01-13-2009 06:36:53 PM
quote:
Sakkra thought about the meaning of life:
bondage costs extra

But you don't need to go to Amsterdam for bondage queen services. Unless you want bondage AND sex...

Nina fucked around with this message on 01-13-2009 at 06:37 PM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-06-2009 08:58:10 AM
Mission Accomplished.

If you've never been: FUCKING GO ALREADY. Especially since in the coming years I hear they're going to majorly crack down on the whole "Amsterdam = sex and drugs" thing, they don't want to be seen in that light anymore.

I smoked weed for the first time, strong Dutch weed. My feet melted into the floor. Why did that hotel have so many fucking stairs and no elevator. The Red Light District is the best place on earth for a rampant pervert (like meeeee), almost every girl is from smoking hot European stock. Porn stars have nothing on these girls, and it was relatively cheap since it's the off-season. Fucking a smoking hot glamour model for a couple of pounds? Fuck yeah. You'd spend more than that on a date where you may or may not get sex, for goodness sake.

Best. Vacation. Ever.

Mortious fucked around with this message on 02-06-2009 at 08:58 AM.

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