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Topic: Luckiest man in the world, hottest girl?
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 11-28-2008 12:16:17 PM
Wow.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 11-28-2008 12:16:54 PM
Proof that war wrecks body and mind.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-28-2008 12:25:51 PM
I'm so jealous
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-28-2008 12:26:07 PM
I want a twinkie cake
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 11-28-2008 12:31:25 PM
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-28-2008 01:40:45 PM
Despite the 98 pages that follow, this pretty much summed it right up:

quote:
Holly fuck, I didn't know you could fit so many woman in one dress.

While it may be a typo, it's profound nonetheless!

Oh, and the "epic beer goggles" photoshop is priceless.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Steven Steve
posted 11-28-2008 01:42:53 PM
D:
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-28-2008 02:46:28 PM
I think epic beer goggles was one of the bandwidth exceeded images. This one is pretty epic too.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-28-2008 03:34:19 PM
It wasn't a bit ago. Look in the early 90s; you'll know it by the Budweiser logo.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-28-2008 09:30:18 PM
oh

my


god

Greenlit
posted 11-28-2008 09:31:14 PM
I can't find my penis
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-29-2008 12:25:43 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Robocop:
I can't find my penis

It probably shrivelled up and crawled back inside your body.

Like mine did.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Maradon!
posted 11-29-2008 01:16:47 AM
I can't imagine an uglier woman that still resembles a human being.
Number 1 Poster
posted 11-29-2008 01:58:32 AM
Greenlit
posted 11-29-2008 02:14:18 AM
shopped
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-29-2008 02:15:38 AM
wtf, her head is as big as her waist... it looks photoshopped
Zair
The Imp
posted 11-29-2008 03:50:10 AM
Even shopped it is less ugly
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 11-29-2008 08:51:31 AM
I think this one's my favourite.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Steven Steve
posted 11-29-2008 08:54:59 AM
Yes, I was quite delighted when they started bringing the ogres in
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-30-2008 12:19:32 AM
hahah
I like the part where he says he waited till he got married to lose his virginity... then says a few posts later that she is pregnant with his kid and that is one of the reasons they got married

wow..

Skaw
posted 11-30-2008 02:02:34 AM
quote:
Timpofee's fortune cookie read:
hahah
I like the part where he says he waited till he got married to lose his virginity... then says a few posts later that she is pregnant with his kid and that is one of the reasons they got married

wow..


That's because fake post is fake.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-30-2008 12:00:18 PM
Of course
HE was trolling and even admitted it
Cracks me up that they found the myspaces of the two people who got married
Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 12-07-2008 06:40:26 PM
What uniform is that? Is it RAF?
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-08-2008 05:25:12 AM
Army class A dress uniform.

And he is in the ROTC? *sigh* Officers... not the brightest of the bunch.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 12-08-2008 05:38:36 AM
quote:
Led's fortune cookie read:
Army class A dress uniform.

And he is in the ROTC? *sigh* Officers... not the brightest of the bunch.


He´s a lover, not a fighter!

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-10-2008 06:05:03 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn had this to say about Duck Tales:
I think this one's my favourite.

Ya that one wins it.

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