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Topic: Does no one get drunk anymore?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-06-2008 11:03:39 PM
I mean, Jesus. For a while there, it seemed like every weekend someone posted a thread shitfaced. And now, nothing? Are we a bunch of teetotaling faggots? Hardly!

It's time to bring the idiocy back, and I'm bravely starting the trend by giving my kegerator a workout. Not drunk yet, but the night, she is young.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Number 1 Poster
posted 09-06-2008 11:08:10 PM
I'm drinking water right now.
Zair
The Imp
posted 09-06-2008 11:16:39 PM
I am also drinking, but I'm drinking alone and feeling guilty about it.
Ares
posted 09-06-2008 11:20:01 PM
Number 1 Poster
posted 09-06-2008 11:22:55 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ares stammered:
I haven't had a drink in ages.

Night out in Toronto time!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-06-2008 11:30:17 PM
quote:
Ares got served! Ares got served!
I haven't had a drink in ages.

Let me guess: the last time was somebody's birthday. You got wasted and did some sort of degrading sex act with your boyfriend that you regret and have vowed to never repeat.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 09-07-2008 12:33:16 AM
I stopped to pick up a bottle of Jack on my way home from work.

I'm not sure if I'll open it up tonight or not.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-07-2008 12:34:46 AM
quote:
Zair wrote this stupid crap:
I am also drinking, but I'm drinking alone and feeling guilty about it.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 09-07-2008 01:00:56 AM
I lost the ability to get drunk on beer a while back.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-07-2008 01:03:51 AM
I stick with rum and Publix brand diet coke
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-07-2008 01:05:07 AM
I'm having a shiner bock with dinner but am not planning to take it any farther.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-07-2008 01:14:54 AM
quote:
Monica stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I'm having a shiner bock with dinner but am not planning to take it any farther.

At least you have very good taste in beer.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Nina
posted 09-07-2008 01:38:09 AM
Last time I posted a drunk thread, we all know how that went!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-07-2008 03:17:34 PM
I was drunk last night, but as it was at a party with friends the first thought in my mind wasn't, "DUDE! EC thread!"
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 09-07-2008 04:45:43 PM
I don't really get shitfaced unless there's a good reason.

The last time I got hammered, though, a girl with epic boobies flashed me and a friend of mine for a couple shots of rum.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-07-2008 06:40:09 PM
Being a med student surprisingly does not allow for much time to be shitfaced.

Or maybe that's not really all that surprising...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 09-07-2008 07:19:27 PM
I'm often drunk, I just post rarely and am not often near a computer while drunk.

For instance, last time I was drunk was at DragonCon while strapped to a wireless, battery-powered pirate radio station.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Kaius
Pancake
posted 09-07-2008 07:23:43 PM
Pancreatitis put me in the hospital for 10 days back in Dec. No drinking for at least a year.
Ares
posted 09-07-2008 10:15:06 PM
quote:
Karnaj was naked while typing this:
Let me guess: the last time was somebody's birthday. You got wasted and did some sort of degrading sex act with your boyfriend that you regret and have vowed to never repeat.

Nah, I'm usually passed out well before the party is over. I'm a light weight.

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-07-2008 10:20:52 PM
My beer consumption has gone up greatly in the last month, mostly since I now live in a land were the beer is sold next to the milk in supermarkets.(No sales tax is pretty cool to)
Greenlit
posted 09-08-2008 12:43:59 AM
quote:
Ares's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Nah, I'm usually passed out well before the party is over. I'm a light weight.

The party doesn't even start until the women have begun passing out.

Nina
posted 09-08-2008 01:00:52 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about John Romero:
The party doesn't even start until the women have begun passing out.

Does said party imply bags of tea?

It'd explain the hairballs I had last time I woke up after a party.

Greenlit
posted 09-08-2008 03:23:58 AM
I don't know I haven't been to a party since I was 16.

I drink alone.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-08-2008 03:26:49 AM
Yeaaaaaaah with nobody else.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 09-08-2008 at 03:27 AM.

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 09-08-2008 06:30:19 AM
Jeez! You guys get to have all the fun. I'm still not touching the stuff though.
Kaius
Pancake
posted 09-08-2008 07:11:06 AM
quote:
Dr. Gee wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yeaaaaaaah with nobody else.

He prefers to by himself.

Steven Steve
posted 09-08-2008 08:17:33 AM
I only drink when everyone around me is more drunk

Like I've just casted a debuff on them

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 09-08-2008 08:27:31 AM
I just keep a constant buzz 24/7.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Addy
posted 09-08-2008 11:55:22 AM
Don't really drink anymore now that I'm turning into a health nut. Aside from the occasional glass of wine with dinner.
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 09-08-2008 12:07:21 PM
Do I have to post?
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 09-08-2008 12:08:42 PM
quote:
Kegwen says po-ta-to, I say pa-ta-to:
I stick with rum and Publix brand diet coke

If I'm trying to get drunk, it's Sapphire and Tonic or Bacardi and Diet.

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