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Timpofee

Mancake

posted 08-15-2008 11:50:04 AM

Check her out. Make sure and look at her pictures as well

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Captain Tarquinn

Don't Ask

posted 08-15-2008 11:53:14 AM

Lara.

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Steven Steve

posted 08-15-2008 12:57:19 PM

She looks pretty weak for being such a supposed super athlete

Most people don't know this but I was the model for Doom guy

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Steven Steve

posted 08-15-2008 01:03:28 PM

Also what is this shit ha ha, are they attempting to create Lara Croft in real life or something? Not even real life is as boring as Tomb Raider. Studying survival and archaeology, lulz!?!?! What is this fantastic crap? I'm pretty sure moisture collection and carbon dating isn't necessary to flailing your limbs about for cameras.

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Greenlit

posted 08-15-2008 03:32:21 PM

looks like a 12 year olds head on an 18 year olds body

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Steven Steve

posted 08-15-2008 06:12:53 PM

If only it were the other way around, right guys?

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Blindy.

Suicide (Also: Gay.)

posted 08-15-2008 06:27:14 PM

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Steven Steve likes to scream this out during sex:
Also what is this shit ha ha, are they attempting to create Lara Croft in real life or something? Not even real life is as boring as Tomb Raider. Studying survival and archaeology, lulz!?!?! What is this fantastic crap? I'm pretty sure moisture collection and carbon dating isn't necessary to flailing your limbs about for cameras.

I'm pretty sure they want her to be able to cos-play the character and at least use archaeology terms in a non-idiotic way while interacting with fans.

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Reynar

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posted 08-15-2008 08:50:09 PM

Sharp knees, etc.

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Damnati

Filthy

posted 08-15-2008 09:34:10 PM

Aside from the last picture, she really ought not to try looking fierce. The look on her face with the pursed lips is just silly.

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Blackened

posted 08-15-2008 10:04:13 PM

She looks like a nice girl when she's not titling her face toward the floor.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.

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Maradon!

posted 08-15-2008 11:16:08 PM

quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Blackened booooze lime pole over bench lick:
titling

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Steven Steve

posted 08-16-2008 12:18:52 AM

just a little baby titling

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Pvednes

Lynched

posted 08-16-2008 04:09:04 AM

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Steven Steve had this to say about Duck Tales:
She looks pretty weak for being such a supposed super athlete
Most people don't know this but I was the model for Doom guy

Gymnasts are for putting their ankles behind their head, not for looking like trannies.

(The Ukrainians are just doing it wrong.)

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Captain Tarquinn

Don't Ask

posted 08-16-2008 04:42:17 AM

I think she looks better than Angelina Jolie.

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Steven Steve

posted 08-16-2008 12:02:47 PM

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This one time, at Pvednes camp:
Gymnasts are for putting their ankles behind their head, not for looking like trannies.
(The Ukrainians are just doing it wrong.)

your dad is for putting his ankles behind his head

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