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Topic: Neat Zombie Quiz!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-02-2008 07:47:20 PM
Via Fark, as per usual.

I got a B on physical, B on mental, B in zombie experience/knowledge, F in emotion (n33d to be meaner ), and an overall grade of Z+ which is "Your knowledge, strength, and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holaocaust to remove you from the face of the earth and zombies don't have a chance."

What's cool about it is you can review your answers and it gives explanations for them.

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-02-2008 08:14:10 PM
I got a C in Physical , Emotional and Mental Rating, and a D in Experience rating. This somehow gave me an overall rating of A - Barring some unseen catyclsm, I will survive to pass my invaluable knowledge and experience to future generations.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-02-2008 11:24:14 PM
Got a B in Physical and Mental, C in Experience and a big epic Fail F in Emotional "numbness is the path to survival"

final grade, Z+. Bring on the nukes baby

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Greenlit
posted 08-03-2008 01:57:15 AM
Emotional F, As everywhere else.
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-03-2008 04:42:32 AM
I've watched Land of the Dead yesterday. It's not a good movie.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-03-2008 09:41:35 AM
Physical: A
Mental: A
Experience: A
Emotional: D
Overall: Z+
Steven Steve
posted 08-03-2008 09:54:58 AM
Physical Rating: A
The physical strain of survival would only be a slight drain for you.

Mental Rating: A
Your wealth of knowledge allows you to be largely self-sufficient.

Experience Rating: Z
You know all there is to know about zombies, outbreaks, and survival and enjoy zombie fiction in your leisure time. You may have even read such books as the "Zombie Survival Guide."

Emotional Rating: F
Your mantra is, "Numbness is the path to survival."

Total survival rank: Z+

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

nem-x
posted 08-03-2008 01:14:54 PM
Whoever made this based their firearm knowledge off of counterstrike

nem-x fucked around with this message on 08-03-2008 at 01:15 PM.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-03-2008 01:37:08 PM
Is it even possible to not get a Z+ rating?
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
nem-x
posted 08-03-2008 01:40:10 PM
quote:
Verily, Mightion Defensor doth proclaim:
This somehow gave me an overall rating of A -
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-03-2008 01:49:38 PM
Well, er, he's a special case, kinda.

If this was about Decepticons attacking earth, he would have the last laugh.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-03-2008 11:32:48 PM
Pretty much same as you all.. Z+
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Maradon!
posted 08-03-2008 11:42:09 PM
We're not all expert zombie survivalists, it's just really easy to guess what the right answer is.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-04-2008 12:43:18 AM
Yeah, I don't know how accurate this test is in gauging true zombie survival acumen - I got a Z+ too, and I'm no Simon Pegg
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Steven Steve
posted 08-04-2008 07:48:45 AM
If they asked things such as what the proper weight of a pack was, what the right cloth material to wear in a survival situation was, how to bore homemade silencers/suppressors, how to set up snares and traps, how to fortify positions, etc. it would be more difficult
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-06-2008 10:05:27 AM
I kept looking at the zombie questions and asking "Well, which zombies? Romero original zombies? Romero more recent zombies? Living Dead zombies? 28 days zombies? Last Blood zombies?"
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Skaw
posted 08-06-2008 11:16:47 AM
quote:
Gydyon Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Last Blood zombies?"

Last Blood zombies are pretty much your average zombie though.. Except the whole being controlled by the original zombie thing. Besides, who needs to know how to survive the zombies when you have Rage fisting their mouths.

Steven Steve
posted 08-06-2008 11:31:08 AM
If there were an actual zombie outbreak I would just assume that they have all the capabilities of a living human, plus or minus some things depending on the nature of their undeadness, such as respiration, mobility, etc. I'd just assume they're the same as humans though.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-07-2008 09:57:01 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Last Blood zombies are pretty much your average zombie though.. Except the whole being controlled by the original zombie thing. Besides, who needs to know how to survive the zombies when you have Rage fisting their mouths.

It's depressing that I found that awesome comic through his poker comic, way after the movie deal was already announced.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

nem-x
posted 08-07-2008 11:38:10 AM
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