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Topic: Large Hadron Collider Countdown-Timer!
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-04-2008 07:51:51 PM
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-04-2008 07:52:46 PM
Also, 'Large Hardon Collider' is a spiffy title for a porn-movie.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Anklebiter, again.
Pancake
posted 07-04-2008 08:21:46 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn had this to say about John Romero:
Also, 'Large Hardon Collider' is a spiffy title for a porn-movie.

Hardons are all I can think of when it comes to advancing science.

Anklebiter, again.
Pancake
posted 07-04-2008 08:22:05 PM
It would also have to be gay porn.
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-04-2008 08:26:44 PM
quote:
Anklebiter, again. had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hardons are all I can think of

Quoting this.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Noxhil
Pancake
posted 07-05-2008 12:23:48 AM
I think I remember a physicist calculating the possibility of the world being destroyed each time they use the LHC and it was like 10^-40. You know your work is awesome when someone calculates the chance of it destroying the world.
Maradon!
posted 07-05-2008 12:56:48 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Noxhil booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I think I remember a physicist calculating the possibility of the world being destroyed each time they use the LHC and it was like 10^-40. You know your work is awesome when someone calculates the chance of it destroying the world.

The odds of the LHC destroying the world are a great deal less than the odds that the laws of physics upon which the existence of the world relies simply quitting on their own.

This is a pretty OK article on the topic.

The people saying the LHC is dangerous are either blind alarmists, or harboring some ulterior motive.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-05-2008 01:38:51 AM
quote:
The even more ambitious Very Large Hadron Collider would occupy a tunnel a hundred and forty miles in circumference.

Greenlit
posted 07-05-2008 01:47:09 AM
^^
That is the only possible response to such a statement.

Greenlit fucked around with this message on 07-05-2008 at 01:47 AM.

Noxhil
Pancake
posted 07-05-2008 03:26:16 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
The odds of the LHC destroying the world are a great deal less than the odds that the laws of physics upon which the existence of the world relies simply quitting on their own.

This is a pretty OK article on the topic.

The people saying the LHC is dangerous are either blind alarmists, or harboring some ulterior motive.


Yeah I don't remember the exact number. I'm taking Quantum Mechanics in the fall so obviously this is of great interest to me. Here's to hoping they find Higgs Boson.

Maradon!
posted 07-05-2008 04:44:33 AM
I have Hawking's Universe in a Nutshell on audiobook if you want it
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-05-2008 10:56:46 AM
Reading that article and realizing that we are, as a society, quickly getting to a point where we don't care about the science if it isn't going to make our life better tomorrow somehow is really kind of depressing. It's a little too much like the premise of the 'Foundation' series for my tastes.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-05-2008 11:38:31 AM
I'm putting five bucks down on it somehow transporting the entire planet to hell itself
Maradon!
posted 07-05-2008 02:11:36 PM
quote:
x--NaimahO-('-'Q) :
Reading that article and realizing that we are, as a society, quickly getting to a point where we don't care about the science if it isn't going to make our life better tomorrow somehow is really kind of depressing. It's a little too much like the premise of the 'Foundation' series for my tastes.

A society where people don't care about science that will never directly benefit them is almost as scary a thought as a society whose members draw broad and sweeping conclusions based on incomplete second hand accounts, hearsay, and preconceived notions.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-05-2008 02:44:41 PM
This is just another example of a wider symptom though. I was having a discussion with my father not 2 weeks ago how we have seemed to develop a perception that if someone hasn't accomplished something before, i.e. build a skyscraper, they can never accomplish it.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-05-2008 03:14:09 PM
I keep reading it as 'Large Hadron Cannon' because I watch too much Code Geass.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-05-2008 03:18:17 PM
Society has never really cared about "use"-less science any more than it's ever cared about other useless studies--philosophy, literature, &c., Those sort of studies are usually exclusive for those who are personally preoccupied with them.

You'll have a hard time convincing the laborer that he should be concerned with what Harold Bloom has to say about Shakespeare, or whether the Higgs Boson exists regardless of whether it interests him. It's not because people are getting lazy and sluggish, it's just the way people have always been.

[edit: ambiguous apostrophe.]

Vorbis fucked around with this message on 07-05-2008 at 03:19 PM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-05-2008 03:25:15 PM
Sending men to the moon had no direct value to the vast majority of mankind, but it resulted in virtually endless advancements in the way we live our lives. The theory of relativity mattered to absolutly no one, but theorectical physicsts but it is what GPS and several other communication technologies are based on.

Abandoning sciences, as we did with the SCSC, because there is nothing right around the corner is stupid. I'm not one for public works, but if there is somewhere that government hsould be spending money, it is in these projects where there is no direct gain, but virtually limitless potential.

Maradon!
posted 07-05-2008 04:32:48 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Naimah who doth quote:
Sending men to the moon had no direct value to the vast majority of mankind, but it resulted in virtually endless advancements in the way we live our lives. The theory of relativity mattered to absolutly no one, but theorectical physicsts but it is what GPS and several other communication technologies are based on.

Abandoning sciences, as we did with the SCSC, because there is nothing right around the corner is stupid. I'm not one for public works, but if there is somewhere that government hsould be spending money, it is in these projects where there is no direct gain, but virtually limitless potential.


You're making the false assumption that these things aren't happening on their own anymore.

Universities, independent research laboratories, and especially corporations continue to fund the high sciences (and art, and music) to this day. Where do you think the LHC came from? Why do you think we continue to fund NASA? SETI?

That was kinda the point of my comment - your fears are unfounded, and as the human condition advances and we become more productive overall, the amount of money devoted to these unprovable pursuits will only increase.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-05-2008 at 04:35 PM.

Noxhil
Pancake
posted 07-05-2008 06:20:48 PM
The College of Engineering and the Departments of Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Particle Physics etc. at Florida are almost solely devoted to research. Many of the undergrads and all the grad students do research. My friends tell me it's the same at Penn, WashU, Brown, MIT and pretty much every college they go to. I wouldn't be too worried about the demise of scientific research.
Maradon!
posted 07-05-2008 08:34:46 PM
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 07-08-2008 01:24:21 PM
that picture is awesome.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-08-2008 03:10:52 PM
I hate to admit it, but Maradon wins the thread!
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