nem-x: pasta pasta
Aaron: mmm rice
nem-x: oh no
nem-x: oh no
nem-x: i dont have olives
Aaron: uno sucks
nem-x: no olives!
nem-x: this cannot be
Aaron: olives suck
Aaron: boo olives
nem-x: you faketalian
nem-x: but
nem-x: i made it anyways
Aaron: no italian puts olives with pasta
Aaron: olives are a side dish
nem-x: my super special cold antipasto pasta
Aaron: ew cold pasta
nem-x: is best
Aaron: what is wrong with you
nem-x: is best
nem-x: you are a faketalian
Aaron: go eat some rice
nem-x: with my super spices
Aaron: no one likes cold pasta
nem-x: and olive oil
Aaron: put it in the micro wave
nem-x: the good stuff
nem-x: no
nem-x: then
nem-x: you dont eat it as a meal
nem-x: it tastes better by itself if its cold
nem-x: then
nem-x: you can just eat the pasta
nem-x: by itself
Aaron: cold pasta ew
nem-x: you ew
Aaron: you ew
nem-x: i bet you like cold pizza
Aaron: no
nem-x: thats the worst
nem-x: fresh
nem-x: or one day in the fridge and heating it up
nem-x: anything longer
Aaron: right out of the oven and devour it
nem-x: throw away
Aaron: burn my stomache with goodness
nem-x: stomache
Aaron: apachi
nem-x: stomach
nem-x: but
nem-x: i will need olives
Aaron: rice is now eaten
Aaron: time for dota
nem-x: you eat rice with what
Aaron: rice with rice
nem-x: what
Aaron: the way it should be
nem-x: do you at least put salt
Aaron: oh you mean what do I cook rice with
nem-x: well
Aaron: I thought you meant side dish
nem-x: you cant just eat rice
nem-x: unless youre poor
Aaron: rice is awesome
nem-x: with what
nem-x: did you just eat rice
Aaron: do you mean how I make it?
nem-x: and nothing else
Aaron: rice with rice is nice
nem-x: whaaaat
Aaron: mmmm rice
nem-x: only peasants do that
nem-x: at least put salt
Aaron: ok you are asking how I make it
nem-x: then pretend musubi
nem-x: no
nem-x: after its cooked
nem-x: salt
nem-x: roll into balls
nem-x: ghetto musubee
Aaron: water + veggie flavouring + chili powder + curry powder + oregano
nem-x: what
Aaron: boil then add rice
nem-x: what
nem-x: go away
nem-x: you fakespaniard
Aaron: then put soy sauce on top
nem-x: fakespaniard
nem-x: fakexican
nem-x: that aint no asian
Aaron: rice with rice is so nice
nem-x: thats fake rice
nem-x: thats indian rice
Aaron: good rice
Aaron: they know how to make it
nem-x: pure japanese white rice
Aaron: horrible
nem-x: best
Aaron: no flavour
nem-x: thats why you put salt
Aaron: mmm salt
Aaron: love that salt
nem-x: and wrap in nori
Aaron: what
Aaron: speak english
nem-x: seaweed
Aaron: you're gay
nem-x: you are
nem-x: faketalianexican
Aaron: you are a vegatarian
nem-x: hardly
nem-x: i ate steak twice
nem-x: past three days
Aaron: eat more seaweed
nem-x: although
Aaron: I might as well be a vegetarian
nem-x: i havent made it asian style in a long time
Aaron: I don't eat steak unless I go home
Aaron: which is like once every 2 month
nem-x: cook yourself
Aaron: I'm too thrifty
nem-x: you can buy large sirloin steaks for cheap
Aaron: 2.5 cups of noodles will fill me up more than a steak
Aaron: so I cook noodles
nem-x: cheap
nem-x: i tell you
Aaron: at home it's always noodles and steak at the same time
nem-x: sirloin
Aaron: and I don't pay for squat
nem-x: get potatoes
nem-x: get
nem-x: extra virgin olive oil
Aaron: Good potatos
nem-x: then pan fry
nem-x: cut em up
Aaron: I like mashed more than those though
nem-x: salt heavily
Aaron: salt and parseley
nem-x: i dunno
Aaron: it's what I usually do
nem-x: never tried adding
nem-x: anything other than salt
nem-x: to da potatoes
Aaron: try oregano next time
nem-x: but
nem-x: then it would be italian
nem-x: instead of american
Aaron: man I want spaghetti right now
nem-x: too bad
Aaron: I want to make my sauce
nem-x: cold pasta
Aaron: because it tastes so good
nem-x: not psaghetti
Nem likes cold pasta. What is wrong with him
