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Topic: What's this? Someone left a note on my car.
Greenlit
posted 06-11-2008 01:10:00 AM
I was leaving work around midnight, and in my usual haze (plus the fucking darkness of the parking lot) I didn't notice it until it crumpled in my grasp as I opened my door. It was wedged in between the doorhandle and car body. Rain from earlier in the day, plus my heavy-handedness turned the missing section into pulp.

I wish I new what the anonymous note-writer loved.


Rather certain it was not meant for me, despite me driving the only red car among all our employees; doubly so because nobody, customer or coworker, knows what the hell I drive anyways.

And because the "my" and "your" would be switched. Am I right, Karnaj?

Greenlit
posted 06-11-2008 01:12:35 AM
I wonder if they used the take-a-penny to make that $8.01, or were considerate enough to carry small change on their person.
Gadani
U
posted 06-11-2008 01:13:24 AM
Hey I work at CVS pharmacy
Greenlit
posted 06-11-2008 01:28:22 AM
What are the chances of you letting someone check out your security tapes to resolve such a puzzle?

Because I'm off tomorrow and I've got nothing better to do than drive twenty minutes to a CVS I've never been to before and try to talk a manager into helping me solve this mystery.

Gadani
U
posted 06-11-2008 01:55:52 AM
quote:
Greenlit impressed everyone with:
What are the chances of you letting someone check out your security tapes to resolve such a puzzle?

Because I'm off tomorrow and I've got nothing better to do than drive twenty minutes to a CVS I've never been to before and try to talk a manager into helping me solve this mystery.


Uhh the CVS I work at doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot and I doubt a manager would want to waste time trying to find someone who bought durex condoms and a huge pack of gum.

I'd call and ask before I drove up there.

Skaw
posted 06-11-2008 02:25:39 AM
Obligatory mention of Black being the culprit.
Blackened
posted 06-11-2008 05:12:20 AM
quote:
Skaw.
Obligatory mention of Black being the culprit.
If it were from me, the note would be much more threatening, and only for the change of handwriting style.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-11-2008 05:35:07 AM
quote:
Blackened stopped masturbating to porn to say;
If it were from me, the note would be much more threatening, and only for the change of handwriting style.

You're trying to throw us off. It was you.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-11-2008 06:28:14 AM
Damn, I thought I fucked up the 'my' and 'your' in that note. Shit. Sorry about the confusion, Sean. It's just my normal gay stalking. You can put it with all the other notes. And that stuffed squirrel. And the jar which may or may not contain the remnants of a human skull.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 06-11-2008 06:54:46 AM
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-13-2008 08:50:34 PM
At least she plans on freshening up after she's done.

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