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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-26-2008 01:04:56 AM
Bajah is 33.

I remember being 33. That was actually a pretty good year for me.

Happy Birthday, man. As we say in my family, "May you live a hundred years, may you drink a hundred beers."

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Maradon!
posted 05-26-2008 01:19:03 AM
You only get one beer a year in your family?
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-26-2008 01:38:07 AM
No, you get a hundred beers at each birthday party.

My family's not French, fer cryin' out loud. I'm Irish on one side, mostly German on the other. With a background like that, it's a wonder I wasn't born with a dangerously high blood alcohol content.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-26-2008 01:55:17 AM
It's not too late to save your soul.
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-26-2008 02:08:02 AM
Happy Birthday, Bajah. Long time since Hand of Fate...

Speaking of a hundred beers... for the love of god, don't try to do century club, that shit is a bad idea. Especially if you're my idiot friend who tried to do it with Barleywine.

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Bajah
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posted 05-26-2008 12:29:45 PM
Thanks guys But I still don't drink Alcohol!
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Skaw
posted 05-26-2008 12:33:55 PM
What are you, gay?
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Rari
Pancake
posted 05-26-2008 12:48:37 PM
Worse, he's engaged.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-26-2008 02:38:07 PM
Happy birthday, Bajahreeno!

And now, for the customary birthday song:

"This is your birthday song. It isn't very long."

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Wulfie
Pancake
posted 05-26-2008 07:42:13 PM
Happy birthday! May you many birthday spankings.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
-Rita Mae Brown
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Skaw
posted 05-26-2008 08:23:56 PM
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Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
Happy birthday, Bajahreeno!

And now, for the customary birthday song:

"This is your birthday song. It isn't very long."

What are you, gay?

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Maradon!
posted 05-26-2008 08:35:30 PM
I shouldn't have, but I lol'd
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