2 to 3 lbs of PORK! It's the king of meats.
Olive oil
1 large white onion
Several cloves of garlic (I used 4)
2 4oz cans of chopped green chilies (I normally use fresh roasted ones, but couldn't find any)
2 t cumin
1.5 t oregano
.25t ground cloves
.25t cayenne pepper
64oz of Northern White Beans
16oz chicken stock
1 bunch of fresh cilantro
Sour cream and monterey jack cheese, if desired
Combine all the spices and set them aside. Do the same with the garlic and onions.
Chop your PORK! It's the king of meats. into bite size pieces. I usually give it a quick salting at this point as well.
Heat up the olive oil until a drop of water flicked into it spatters immediately, then saute your pork. Set it aside. Saute the onions and garlic until translucent, then add the chilies and the dry spices and saute for another couple minutes.
Add the meat, beans, and broth, bring to a boil, then let simmer for at least an hour.
Add the cilantro in the last 10 minutes of simmering or so.
Then eat!
It's pretty bad when you think to yourself, "Boy, I should get a white tablecloth or something so my guns show up better in photos".
Although I hate cilantro. It tastes like dish soap.
Also that gun looks kinda, I dunno, comic book. What is it?
Are you drinking MILK with Chili?
What exactly is wrong with you? 
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Verily, Tarquinn doth proclaim:
That looks kinda weird for a chili.
It's made with Chicken Stock, Pork meat, and White beans. 
Arttemis... You have shamed me. 
Although that does look and sound tasty. You're still a heathen for calling it chili, and you went light on the cayenne you freak!
I must applaude you again for the fresh herbs, kudos.
Emeril Cookware.. please tell me that was a gift or something. Buy some decent glasses, and return that one to the pizza hut you stole it from.
Presentation is sloppy. Don't overfill the bowls, wipe the edges off. Yes, a table cloth would showcase the gun better, but if you're gonna do that, you need to wipe down the gun better so the smudges and fingerprints aren't so visable.
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Kaiote thought about the meaning of life:
But theres certain things that make Chili what it is. You left those out.
what those be?
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Kaiote had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You made Pork and Beans, not Chili.
He stewed meat and peppers.
That's a chili. It might not be a very impressive chili, but it's a chili none the less. Skaw fucked around with this message on 05-18-2008 at 12:13 AM.
Replace the White Beans with Kidney Beans.
Add a tablespoon of Malt Vinegar, or if you must Worcestershire Sauce.
Add one large can of whole tomatoes in sauce.
Add one de-veined chopped habanero.
Cook on medium/low for 8-12 hours, add equal parts water and beer if it reduces too much.
Then you got a good chili.
The canned chilies are a crime unto nature, but I understand the situation and it can work if you drain them first.
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From the book of Willias, chapter 3, verse 16:
what those be?
beer
The recipe seems fairly solid, but it's so visually unappealing. I like Tyewa's version.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Tyewa Dawnsister Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Replace the Chicken Broth with a Shiner Bock.Replace the White Beans with Kidney Beans.
Add a tablespoon of Malt Vinegar, or if you must Worcestershire Sauce.
Add one large can of whole tomatoes in sauce.
Add one de-veined chopped habanero.
Cook on medium/low for 8-12 hours, add equal parts water and beer if it reduces too much.
Then you got a good chili.
The canned chilies are a crime unto nature, but I understand the situation and it can work if you drain them first.
I just take about eight cans of beans (including one can of refried), some meat, and a can of salsa and mix it together.
I also hate cilantro. Every time I eat it, I get sick.
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Ares had this to say about Pirotess:
Are there bean-less chili's? I don't like beans.. I know it wouldn't be a true chili, but I'm just wondering.I also hate cilantro. Every time I eat it, I get sick.
According to Texans, real chili doesn't have beans. If you look at some of the chili cookoff websites, you'll probably find some good ones.
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Out of a possible 10, Arttemis scored a straight 1 with:
According to Texans, real chili doesn't have beans. If you look at some of the chili cookoff websites, you'll probably find some good ones.
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Arttemis had this to say about Pirotess:
According to Texans, real chili doesn't have beans. If you look at some of the chili cookoff websites, you'll probably find some good ones.
This is good to know. Cause my BF always wants chili, but i don't like it cause of the beans.
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Ares had this to say about Pirotess:
This is good to know. Cause my BF always wants chili, but i don't like it cause of the beans.
I don't like chili with beans and don't put them in myself. I thought chili was a "add whatever the heck you want" type of thing.
Edit: Go to http://www.chilicookoff.com for the ICS homepage. They have recipes you can try out there. Callalron fucked around with this message on 05-20-2008 at 01:44 PM.
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From the book of Blindy., chapter 3, verse 16:
So do you butter your bread with a gun? Or eat cereal, with a gun? Like, shooting the bowl and catching the splashes with your mouth? Do you ever actually eat a gun?
I think the next time I do a dinner pic I'm going to have to use the gun as a utensil, just for you.
