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Topic: I cant even imagine..
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-12-2008 02:50:57 PM
You know that family that's been in the new lately? 17 kids?

Well, they're expecting number 18.

I mean... damn. Craziness.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-12-2008 03:16:57 PM
What I want to know is how there's possibly enough tread on the tires to allow ol' Jim Bob to blow his load. Or does she just get the thing bored out and re-sleeved each time, like they do in big rig engines?

And another thing: that woman must have hemorrhoids the size of a cantaloupe.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 05-12-2008 at 03:17 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-12-2008 03:36:53 PM
Guessing utah...

DAMN wrong again.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 05-12-2008 at 03:37 PM.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-12-2008 09:26:37 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What I want to know is how there's possibly enough tread on the tires to allow ol' Jim Bob to blow his load. Or does she just get the thing bored out and re-sleeved each time, like they do in big rig engines?

And another thing: that woman must have hemorrhoids the size of a cantaloupe.


was thinking more like hot dog thrown down a hallway.

Greenlit
posted 05-12-2008 10:02:39 PM
I'd ask what her doctors think about this nonsense, but then I remember that she probably doesn't believe in modern medicine.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-12-2008 11:55:02 PM
Biology approves.
Maradon!
posted 05-13-2008 12:10:02 AM
that's 13.2 years of nothing but pregnancy!

DANG

Still, human beings are the only real natural resource, so it's commendable

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 05-13-2008 at 12:10 AM.

Steven Steve
posted 05-13-2008 07:33:56 AM
We must spread our seed in the name of the Christ
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 05-13-2008 11:28:13 PM
Holy cow, look at their house:

http://duggarfamily.com/photos.html

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-13-2008 11:49:08 PM
quote:
Reynar said:
Holy cow, look at their house:

http://duggarfamily.com/photos.html


The outside is horrible, but the inside.. wow.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-13-2008 11:51:41 PM
Doesn't a large number of pregnancies self-abort after forming a blastocyst? I've seen numbers as high as 75%

Still, these people are like models for quiverfull

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-14-2008 01:35:27 AM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Tron:
Holy cow, look at their house:

http://duggarfamily.com/photos.html


That's pretty impressive.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-15-2008 09:29:50 AM
I hate it when people put those "word murals" up and they aren't even using words with the same tense.

"Never give up"

"Patience"

"Virtue"

"Devoted"

What.. What? You mean devotion? WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE GOOD?

The first three could be simple advice. The last just doesn't make any goddamn sense.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 05-15-2008 at 09:30 AM.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-16-2008 10:46:15 AM
quote:
Pvednes had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
That's pretty impressive.

They started building it on their own but a program on I think HGTV came out with their designers and helped them finish EVERYTHING on time (and had all of the furnishing donated, too). It's quite the house, though. I want heated floors and a slide in my house!

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