Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Karnaj said;
Colbert, because of the whole deepthroating banana bit. I'm fairly certain that that's the hardest I've ever laughed at anything.
That's the Daily Show. You just admitted you laughed the hardest you ever laughed watching The Daily Show
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Mortious stopped masturbating to porn to say;
I unashamedly have no idea who these people are.
Get out, faggot.
His ice cream is pretty great too.
edit: And his White House Correspondance Dinner speech. Go youtube it. Zair fucked around with this message on 05-07-2008 at 07:41 PM.
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Skaw attempted to be funny by writing:
I say Stewart. Sure, Colbert awesome. But he's not real. He's a character, played by Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart doesn't hide behind a phoney portrayal of himself.
Right, he's genuinely a fool instead of just portraying himself as one.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Right, he's genuinely a fool instead of just portraying himself as one.
Theres a difference between being silly when the time arises and making up an alter ego.
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Callalron's ass must be crazy:
Fuck this nonsense. Lewis Black is funnier than the both of them put together.
Oh yeah i like his new show root of all evil i watch and i laugh and laugh and die a little inside because it's fucking horrible.
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From the book of Callalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
Fuck this nonsense. Lewis Black is funnier than the both of them put together.
Not even close.
Black is the worst excuse for a comedian ever to become semi-popular outside of Carlos Mencia. "Hey, so sometimes stuff in society happens that isn't common sense, what about that, America? Watch out as I say a swear."
Colbert is at least likable.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Black is the worst excuse for a comedian ever to become semi-popular outside of Carlos Mencia.
Let's not exaggerate here.
Downstairs I can hear someone listening to a late night show. I guarantee whoever's on, right now, is far worse.
If he were a bit more convincing about being angry, it would be funnier. Delivery is way too important for comedy, though, and Lewis Black's delivery is terrible.
There are a lot of comics funnier than him, and Stewart and Colbert are among them. Taeldian fucked around with this message on 05-09-2008 at 01:57 AM.
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Taeldian had this to say about dark elf butts:
Don't get me wrong; Lewis Black makes me laugh. He relies too much on his "angry" gimmick, though, and he's not very good at playing his alter-ego.If he were a bit more convincing about being angry, it would be funnier. Delivery is way too important for comedy, though, and Lewis Black's delivery is terrible.
There are a lot of comics funnier than him, and Stewart and Colbert are among them.
Half the shit Black says isn't actually funny, and is only funny because he is saying it.
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Half the shit Black says isn't actually funny, and is only funny because he is saying it.
Maybe I'm misjudging it, but either way his reliance on "good" delivery is what makes him not great.
I especially like it when Colbert messes up his line and can't stop laughing at himself.