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Poll: whos cuisine will reign supreme
Author
Topic: Colbert or Stewart
nem-x
posted 05-06-2008 11:47:04 PM
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-07-2008 12:12:51 AM
this decision will never be easy
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-07-2008 01:15:40 AM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2008 05:54:57 AM
Both
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-07-2008 11:15:58 AM
Colbert, because of the whole deepthroating banana bit. I'm fairly certain that that's the hardest I've ever laughed at anything.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2008 06:51:54 PM
quote:
One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Karnaj said;
Colbert, because of the whole deepthroating banana bit. I'm fairly certain that that's the hardest I've ever laughed at anything.

That's the Daily Show. You just admitted you laughed the hardest you ever laughed watching The Daily Show

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-07-2008 07:02:33 PM
I unashamedly have no idea who these people are.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-07-2008 07:20:39 PM
quote:
Mortious stopped masturbating to porn to say;
I unashamedly have no idea who these people are.

Get out, faggot.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Zair
The Imp
posted 05-07-2008 07:37:11 PM
Colbert

His ice cream is pretty great too.

edit: And his White House Correspondance Dinner speech. Go youtube it.

Zair fucked around with this message on 05-07-2008 at 07:41 PM.

Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 05-07-2008 07:59:42 PM
Lulz I totally had to vote. *lurks moar*
Moo.
Skaw
posted 05-07-2008 08:33:06 PM
I say Stewart. Sure, Colbert awesome. But he's not real. He's a character, played by Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart doesn't hide behind a phoney portrayal of himself.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-07-2008 10:54:46 PM
quote:
Skaw attempted to be funny by writing:
I say Stewart. Sure, Colbert awesome. But he's not real. He's a character, played by Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart doesn't hide behind a phoney portrayal of himself.

Right, he's genuinely a fool instead of just portraying himself as one.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

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Skaw
posted 05-07-2008 11:01:59 PM
quote:
Damnati's account was hax0red to write:
Right, he's genuinely a fool instead of just portraying himself as one.

Theres a difference between being silly when the time arises and making up an alter ego.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-08-2008 01:10:24 AM
Colbert's funny, but he's never done anything as awesome as that time Stewart went on Crossfire.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-08-2008 03:27:24 AM
Fuck this nonsense. Lewis Black is funnier than the both of them put together.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-08-2008 08:55:36 AM
quote:
Callalron's ass must be crazy:
Fuck this nonsense. Lewis Black is funnier than the both of them put together.

Oh yeah i like his new show root of all evil i watch and i laugh and laugh and die a little inside because it's fucking horrible.

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-08-2008 02:52:34 PM
quote:
From the book of Callalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
Fuck this nonsense. Lewis Black is funnier than the both of them put together.

Not even close.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-09-2008 12:13:21 AM
hurr hurr Lewis Black flails his arms like a 5 year old and says the f word thats some funny right there
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2008 12:54:05 AM
Stewart is so unbelievably smug you can just see it seeping out of him.

Black is the worst excuse for a comedian ever to become semi-popular outside of Carlos Mencia. "Hey, so sometimes stuff in society happens that isn't common sense, what about that, America? Watch out as I say a swear."

Colbert is at least likable.

Greenlit
posted 05-09-2008 01:01:46 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Black is the worst excuse for a comedian ever to become semi-popular outside of Carlos Mencia.

Let's not exaggerate here.

Downstairs I can hear someone listening to a late night show. I guarantee whoever's on, right now, is far worse.

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-09-2008 01:56:21 AM
Don't get me wrong; Lewis Black makes me laugh. He relies too much on his "angry" gimmick, though, and he's not very good at playing his alter-ego.

If he were a bit more convincing about being angry, it would be funnier. Delivery is way too important for comedy, though, and Lewis Black's delivery is terrible.

There are a lot of comics funnier than him, and Stewart and Colbert are among them.

Taeldian fucked around with this message on 05-09-2008 at 01:57 AM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 05-09-2008 02:11:55 AM
quote:
Taeldian had this to say about dark elf butts:
Don't get me wrong; Lewis Black makes me laugh. He relies too much on his "angry" gimmick, though, and he's not very good at playing his alter-ego.

If he were a bit more convincing about being angry, it would be funnier. Delivery is way too important for comedy, though, and Lewis Black's delivery is terrible.

There are a lot of comics funnier than him, and Stewart and Colbert are among them.


Half the shit Black says isn't actually funny, and is only funny because he is saying it.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-09-2008 08:13:29 AM
Colbert.

One word: Rain!

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Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
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Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 05-09-2008 07:35:41 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Naimah!
Half the shit Black says isn't actually funny, and is only funny because he is saying it.

Maybe I'm misjudging it, but either way his reliance on "good" delivery is what makes him not great.

Ares
posted 05-10-2008 11:09:08 AM
I like Colbert, I find him funnier than Stewart, but do like both.

I especially like it when Colbert messes up his line and can't stop laughing at himself.

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