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Topic: Even More Uwe Boll Drama
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-11-2008 08:40:29 AM
It started out with this Interview. Boll says if 1 million people sign an interview telling him to stop, he'll stop.

A petition is created, and has now gathered around 175k signatures.

So Boll is asked whether or not he actually will put his money where his mouth is and quit making movies if the 1 million signatures are produced. He is apparently a little upset in his reply :

quote:
Hi, here's Uwe Boll, and I have a statement to make about that internet petition. There's a petition out, 'Stop Uwe Boll,' and I said like 1 million people on the petition, I stop actually making movies. I want that there's a petition out there, like a pro-Boll petition, and I expect a million votes pro-Boll. I hope somebody would set it up and you all start signing it, because look: I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business, or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies, you will see my real genius, you know? And if you go on May 23 and Postal, you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years -- what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. So you have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am. I'm the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye.

Amusingly enough, Michael Bay and Eli Roth have made (short) statements about Uwe's statement :

quote:
Michael Bay Sez :
I find people who rant like that - calling shit about both me, and George Clooney - comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being. When you ask ‘do I care?’ Not in the slightest.

Eli Roth, on the other hand, finds the situation pretty amusing :

quote:
This video is further proof of Sacha Baron Cohen's genius. Uwe's my favorite character he's created yet.

Personally, I'm finding the whole situation pretty funny, and am just sitting back on the sidelines laughing at all of this. Why can't Uwe Boll be this funny in any of his movies?

EDIT - The Pro-Boll Petition is up and has 13 signatures. Unless there's another one that I didn't see.

Khyron fucked around with this message on 04-11-2008 at 08:44 AM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-11-2008 09:59:57 AM
Have to agree with Eli Roth.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Steven Steve
posted 04-11-2008 10:46:43 AM
177891. Uwe Boll You won't get 1.000.000 signatures so,so I decided to help you,losers. U.B.

ha ha

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Maradon!
posted 04-11-2008 06:26:19 PM
The people who watch Uwe Boll are like the people who play Derek Smart games.

By which I mean, complete fucking retards and people compelled to pay money for absolute shit because that's just SO goddamn ironic oh fuck wait Invader Zim is on

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-11-2008 at 06:26 PM.

Nina
posted 04-11-2008 11:23:38 PM
Surprisingly enough, Postal is actually a good B movie. But you pussies would get offended.
Maradon!
posted 04-11-2008 11:33:52 PM
quote:
x--NinaO-('-'Q) :
Surprisingly enough, Postal is actually a good B movie. But you pussies would get offended.

You're one of the people I'm talking about, aren't you.

Greenlit
posted 04-12-2008 12:36:45 AM
I illegally download Uwe Boll movies but I would not touch a Derek Smart game with a ten foot pole.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-12-2008 01:32:14 AM
When someone actually comes out and says "I'm the only person who blah, blah, blah...." you know their grip on reality is really, really tenuous.

Uwe lost his grip many moons ago, it seems.

The fact that he and his "movies" are pretty universally reviled just feeds his whole "I'm a great artist and people just don't get me" bullshit.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-12-2008 04:51:10 AM
I have seen Uwe Boll's first movie named 'German Fried Movie' a while ago. Kentucky Fried Movie is one of the five DVDs I own, so I thought hey, with such a great inspiration it cannot go wrong...


Let's just say that never was any good at what he does.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-12-2008 at 04:55 AM.

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Pancake
posted 04-12-2008 12:36:21 PM
I am signature 186,789
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 04-12-2008 03:41:14 PM
It's already gained 1,000 since Vallo. I'm 187816.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Steven Steve
posted 04-12-2008 04:04:51 PM
It will never reach 1,000,000 of course, not that it matters, as Uwe Boll is dishonest as well as irrational.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-12-2008 08:06:10 PM
Oh, and let's not forget his famous "if you think my movies suck, step into the ring with me and we'll fight while I film it for one of my upcoming turdburgers movies. But only after I stack the deck to make sure I can beat up any challengers."

You'll never see Scorsese challenge his detractors to a Texas-style Steel Cage match.

Callalron fucked around with this message on 04-12-2008 at 08:06 PM.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 04-12-2008 08:34:13 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how and why he not only gets the license to some decent franchises, but he also ropes in some well known actors too.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Maradon!
posted 04-12-2008 08:43:54 PM
He does video game movies because the people who hold those licenses are desperate to have a movie made about their game, and most of the people who make movies are desperate not to make video game movies.
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