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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 03-20-2008 05:03:24 PM

Simple enough. Use the handy dandy search function to find a post you made that, when taken out of context and posted here, looks funny, odd, noteworthy, hideously stupid, whatever. I'll start:

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I proclaimed:
Actually, it's my perianal hair that gives me my power. And that's long and strong right now.

The "long and strong" bit is what got me.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Brahmin Bloodlust

High Priest of Drysart

posted 03-20-2008 05:37:47 PM

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The ending with the Young girl is soo wrong on so many levels...
lets just say that you never take away her virginity at all... just because you can't fit...

That is just... creepy.

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 03-20-2008 06:45:19 PM

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In Act 5, one of the quests results in the chief elder's daughter "personalizing" a pc of equipment for you.

best I could do.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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BeauChan

Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear

posted 03-20-2008 06:52:18 PM

The search option only gives me one page to choose from, all from when I first got here.

... And no one wants to witness that again.

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 03-20-2008 at 06:52 PM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...

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Greenlit

posted 03-20-2008 07:50:22 PM

I don't want to witness you even now.

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Azakias

Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)

posted 03-20-2008 08:45:34 PM

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Thats what you get when you skin a marine. Duh.

That was weird.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"

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Bricktop

Old and Gay

posted 03-20-2008 11:30:58 PM

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How dare those uppity grandmas go and get nice?

Doesn't have the same effect with the filter.

Cool Hand Luke fucked around with this message on 03-20-2008 at 11:32 PM.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

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Blindy.

Suicide (Also: Gay.)

posted 03-20-2008 11:47:22 PM

Holy shit

quote:
Hello.
Long time reader, 4th time poster. Just wanted to make a formal introduction of myself. I play a Half-Elf Rogue and a Iksar Shadow Knight on E'ci, and I like long walks on the beach and long threads about political and controversial topics, minus the flames, of course. Nice to make all of your acquaintance.

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=10920

What a fucking dork.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 03-20-2008 at 11:48 PM.

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Maradon!

posted 03-21-2008 12:02:46 AM

You know, it's funny. I'm so chipper and weird in my old posts, but I now realize... aside from the EQ rants, I behave pretty much the same way on other boards that I've just started posting on.

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Akiraiu Zenko

Is actually a giddy schoolgirl

posted 03-21-2008 12:20:28 AM

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Metal growth? Does she, like, have railroad spikes sprouting from her back or something?

That search was a big, fat slice of nostalgia...

...I miss Chalesm and Kagrama.

Zephyer Kyuukaze fucked around with this message on 03-21-2008 at 12:21 AM.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.

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Kinanik

Upset about being titless

posted 03-21-2008 02:03:00 AM

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Population: 2 million, if yer lucky

From here. When I was what, 15?

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 03-21-2008 06:49:09 AM

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GOOD MORNING MISS, I AM THE PLUMBER. YOU HAVE A MOIST SPOT THAT NEEDS SCREWING?

From here.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Tyewa Dawnsister

In Poverty

posted 03-21-2008 09:34:25 AM

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Greetings,

Ugh....

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns

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Gydyon

Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.

posted 03-21-2008 09:43:15 AM

quote:
Gydyon wrote this:
Was it Steve Martin penis cream?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 03-21-2008 02:34:10 PM

quote:
This is me....
wait no
it's not me.
Nevermind.

tada?

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Anakha's Wii

Pancake

posted 03-21-2008 03:34:19 PM

quote:
man, its all about the bawls and Faygo

yea...

"From the depths of my parent's basement, thy has truly struck a blow for nonconformity."

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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 03-21-2008 04:11:38 PM

quote:
Bloodsage backs slowly from the conversation, never taking his eyes from the ceiling, lest he be "exposed" to something he oughtn't. He notes, however, that the "hairball" problem is not as, uh, problemmatic as waking up with one's face feeling like a glazed donut.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard