His girlfriend said Were through,
So he drank a protein shake,
Lifted weights,
Got really tough.
Sorry now, bitch? he asked.
She was deaf.
Too bad, Stalwart Steve.
Rape plus kill equals
Stalwart Steve in his finest
Hour of deathfist.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
snap.
quote:
x--MortiousO-('-'Q) :
Lazzay wins the forum for 2008.
What he said
quote:
We were all impressed when Vorbis wrote:
bustin' out the Shakespearean sonnet.snap.
Pushkin sonnet actually
"Hold on a second,
Did you hear that?"
"...hear what?"
"I heard it then,
As the window broke,
The sound of rain and hatred,
Pitter-pattering upon the sill."
"I don't understand."
"They've come for me."
"Who
Has come for you?"
"I can sense it in their bones,
Hear it in the grinding of their joints,
But they cannot catch me with their black claws,
I am thick,
White,
Pure."
"Like milk?"
"You can't trick milk."
To Stalwart Steve,
flexing
mold of American strength
incandescent murderer
lover of violence
and friend to no one.
I saw you in the street
as you fought the demons
your hands
like mountain crags
split them
in two halves.
You are the luminous flask of aggression Lazzay fucked around with this message on 01-21-2008 at 07:30 PM.
your muscles rippling
ruthless epitome of brutality
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
You really want Azy-seconds?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:
Nobody really understood why Lazzay wrote:
Pushkin sonnet actually
I don't believe in Russians.
She looked at Stalwart Steve
And asked
"Why?"
I looked at her
And screamed
"Whore"
quote:
Mortious's fortune cookie read:
She dated Azymyth at one point.You really want Azy-seconds?
yuo = fagot
quote:
Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
She dated Azymyth at one point.You really want Azy-seconds?
if you mean 'internet dating' seven years ago when I was 12, then sure Lazzay fucked around with this message on 01-22-2008 at 12:13 AM.
It began slowly,
At first,
The sound of many wailing children,
Far away,
Their tear-laden songs carried on the breeze,
In the freezing night.
I saw them then,
The Gainslings,
And knew that these were no children,
Not at all,
And their tears were those of laughter,
Borne of joy.
Through the mud they rolled,
Content,
Processed rainbows shovelled into their maws,
Delighted,
Unaware of their filth,
Or their sin.
Envy not the mighty tiger,
For the Gainsling hath found his niche,
In a sty of his own making.
~The Anti-Steve
quote:
Lazzay said:
if you mean 'internet dating' seven years ago when I was 12, then sureif you mean 'internet dating' seven years ago WHEN I WAS 12, then sure
if you mean 'internet dating' seven years ago WHEN I WAS 12, then sure
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
why cant i internet date
I'll be your internet date 
you have to be the girl though Arttemis fucked around with this message on 01-22-2008 at 12:52 AM.
quote:
Dr. Delidgamond Ph.D's account was hax0red to write:
Holy fuck I've been here 7 years. I'm a fucking loser.
quotin dis
Walt Disney sans Art,
Al Sharpton sans religion,
Tom Cruise sans the gay.
Beer, gin, rum, whiskey
Mixers, chasers, shooters...now,
Time to go to work.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A dark-haired woman,
Stinking above and below,
Let's go, golden whore.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"This marriage is a contract,
One bound in white lace, punctuated with roses,
Slippery with expensive perfume, dabbed by baby powder, folded ever-so-neatly,
Looked over by God, your father, my mother; approved by the German warriors that were my forefathers and the Egyptian sodomites that were yours,
Observed with glory by all these fine people gathered here today to witness this dramatic finale as,
With diamonds and tarnished gold,
I sign a contract,
Agreeing to beat you only twice a day
And rape you slightly less."
For their sixtieth anniversary,
He broke her jaw.
what the christ
