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Topic: I guess it must be a Southern thing.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-16-2008 09:00:07 AM
Because you sure as hell don't see fake nuts on trailer hitches 'round these parts.

My favorite part, aside from thinking about testicles:

quote:
He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,"' Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.


Goddamned repressed hicks. You say, "They're big fake balls, honey. You see, that guy's nuts are so small that he has to compensate by driving a large pickup truck and putting fake rubber balls on the trailer hitch. Also, he's probably a latent homosexual."

You know, or something to that effect.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 01-16-2008 09:02:15 AM
If my daughter said that I'd laugh hysterically and then make fun of her for not knowing what balls look like.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-16-2008 09:05:22 AM
ITT why Faz and I probably should never be fathers.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 01-16-2008 09:13:13 AM
I once read an article claiming that they were used by lesbians to help find eachother in traffic, or in a parking lot, or something to that effect.

But if you see a woman driving a truck in the first place.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-16-2008 09:34:07 AM
Holy fucking shit, are fake trailer nuts underpinning our economy?

Also, watch the video on the page. There's something vaguely disturbing, yet hilarious about it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-16-2008 11:13:33 AM
Lots of straight women drive trucks around here. *shrug* They may not be the majority, but they're definitely around.

And yeah, I see a pair of those around every once in awhile, too. Always throws me off for a minute before I realize what they are.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-16-2008 03:03:37 PM
Hah, an example of why I hate Virginia and cant wait to transfer outta here.

All the guy had to say to the daughter was that it was a car ornament.

On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.

And, this is the state that wants people in carseats and booster seats until they are 8 years old, and 4'11".

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Gadani
U
posted 01-16-2008 03:50:14 PM
quote:
Azakias stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.

This is dangling from the trailer hitch.

Alaan
posted 01-16-2008 04:12:04 PM
quote:
Azakias wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hah, an example of why I hate Virginia and cant wait to transfer outta here.

All the guy had to say to the daughter was that it was a car ornament.

On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.

And, this is the state that wants people in carseats and booster seats until they are 8 years old, and 4'11".


I know 19 year old girls that are barely taller than 4'11". Get out the booster seat.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-16-2008 07:34:23 PM
quote:
This one time, at Gadani camp:
This is dangling from the trailer hitch.

I know. My point is, just about any adornment that is not a sticker on the bumper is on the way out over here.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-16-2008 07:38:03 PM
Four foot eleven and they want booster seats? Heck, that's tell enough to ride all the roller coasters I've ever seen...
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 01-16-2008 10:35:07 PM
These things have been around in San Antonio, since like 2003..

Funny and stupid at the same time...

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Maradon!
posted 01-16-2008 10:38:14 PM
-No Fear (w/ angry eyes)
-Get 'Er Done
-unlicensed "Calvin" pissing on something
-The make and/or model of the car in gothic letters
-Bumper nuts

These are just some of the things that come standard issue when a complete idiot buys a car. They should just put them all in a box at the dealership and call it the "Dipshit Starter Kit" and install it for another three grand on the loan that the parents will be paying on anyway.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-16-2008 at 10:40 PM.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 01-16-2008 10:41:41 PM
How about the garfield suction cup thingy that sticks to the inner windows of lots of cars?

I always thought those were pretty annoying.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Maradon!
posted 01-16-2008 10:58:16 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Azakias booooze lime pole over bench lick:
How about the garfield suction cup thingy that sticks to the inner windows of lots of cars?

I always thought those were pretty annoying.


that's just soccer moms

I did forget the worst one, though

-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it

Greenlit
posted 01-16-2008 10:59:58 PM
Eight year old political campaign bumper stickers are my favorite.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-16-2008 11:17:35 PM
quote:
Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
that's just soccer moms

I did forget the worst one, though

-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it


Don't forget the ones with text so small that no human being in another car could ever read it safely.

Those are for the really obscure locales. Like, the outer banks. OBX GUYZ RITE

Alaan
posted 01-17-2008 12:10:23 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
that's just soccer moms

I did forget the worst one, though

-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it


Is there any sort of logic behind these?

Razortooth Gnome
The Artist Formerly Known As Anklebiter
posted 01-17-2008 03:07:28 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Don't forget the ones with text so small that no human being in another car could ever read it safely.

Those are for the really obscure locales. Like, the outer banks. OBX GUYZ RITE


Being in NC myself, that OBX shit is all over the damn place. I hate those stickers.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-17-2008 05:14:35 AM
My favorite is the 'These Colors Don't Run' bumper stickers from after 9/11 and the colors have completely faded from time.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 01-17-2008 10:25:19 PM
quote:
Alaan was naked while typing this:
Is there any sort of logic behind these?

When I was in Europe several years ago, people had them to indicate a country of origin... I didn't pay enough attention to see if they act in an official capacity that way, like a license plate, but I do remember seeing them there long before I ever saw them in the States.

All times are US/Eastern
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