EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: This is hot lego porn
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-11-2008 08:59:54 AM
I wish my Lego spaceships had looked like this.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-11-2008 10:10:54 AM
I came.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-11-2008 10:13:04 AM
YOTC got the big fuckoff Star Destroyer LEGO from his girlfriend for Christmas.

It's large.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-11-2008 10:27:24 AM
holy

fucking

shit.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-11-2008 11:34:56 AM
I got this one:

Lego Dreamliner

Kermitov fucked around with this message on 01-11-2008 at 11:35 AM.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-11-2008 11:47:05 AM
Kits are for n00bs. Real lego joy comes from designing and building from scratch. I used to make all sorts of mechs and fighters and stuff, but nothing of this scale.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-11-2008 12:47:41 PM
Putting together a 10k+ piece LEGO set is nowhere near "n00b".
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-11-2008 12:53:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough needs the precioussses:
Putting together a 10k+ piece LEGO set is nowhere near "n00b".

Oh you're right, because there aren't directions telling you how to do it or anything, right? I mean being able to look at a picture and arrange objects in a fashion that mimics the picture is surely not a skill you learn in freaking kindergarten.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 01-11-2008 12:58:06 PM
quote:
Blindy. posted

Oh you're right, because there aren't directions telling you how to do it or anything, right? I mean being able to look at a picture and arrange objects in a fashion that mimics the picture is surely not a skill you learn in freaking kindergarten.


TOYS ARE FOR CHILDREN.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-11-2008 01:39:02 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Blindy. wrote:
Oh you're right, because there aren't directions telling you how to do it or anything, right? I mean being able to look at a picture and arrange objects in a fashion that mimics the picture is surely not a skill you learn in freaking kindergarten.

Blindy is the king and only determinant of what can and cannot be fun for everyone.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-11-2008 01:44:43 PM
There is fun and a small challenge in assembling a kit, especially a large one. But it is in no way comparable in scope to what this guy has achieved.

It's like comparing a paint by numbers to a fucking Picasso.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-11-2008 02:32:17 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Optimus Prime:
There is fun and a small challenge in assembling a kit, especially a large one. But it is in no way comparable in scope to what this guy has achieved.

It's like comparing a paint by numbers to a fucking Picasso.


Except you're still playing with fucking legos.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-11-2008 02:41:23 PM
Uhm, no Bob. There's a difference between producing a model or sticking a few blocks together and using it like an action figure or flying it around the room and making sound effects and trying to fully realize a concept or design like this guy has done.

Are sculptors still "playing with clay?"

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-11-2008 02:44:17 PM
quote:
Blindy. impressed everyone with:
Are sculptors still "playing with clay?"

Yes, except they're using chisels and brick ovens and other things I don't think 6 year olds would have access to. Way to use bad analogies.

I don't even say it's not cool and it's not art or w/e, but honestly SOMEONE along the line had to have come up with the idea and made into a reality with the legos to build any set. Just because this guy made something cool doesn't mean you couldn't do the same exact breaking down of how to make it and package it in a box that says 10+ on it.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 01-11-2008 at 02:45 PM.

Tier
posted 01-11-2008 06:21:22 PM
itt blindy is a faggot douchebag

Oh wait, that's all threads.

Maradon!
posted 01-11-2008 06:32:49 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Blindy. who doth quote:
Uhm, no Bob. There's a difference between producing a model or sticking a few blocks together and using it like an action figure or flying it around the room and making sound effects and trying to fully realize a concept or design like this guy has done.

Are sculptors still "playing with clay?"


You're basically completely wrong here. You can make a competent custom lego model with an absolutely trivial amount of planning. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that duplicating the steps on an instruction page is actually a lot harder than coming up with your own design, because literally anything you do with legos will just work, while getting the gist of the instructions from the stylized 2d diagrams can sometimes be tricky.

They're easy to learn, easy to master. That's why they're toys.

Comparing legos to a nuanced art like sculpting where you have to worry about things like material strength, firing stress, symmetry and utility all while maintaining your aesthetic is really silly.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-11-2008 07:17:52 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough said:
YOTC got the big fuckoff Star Destroyer LEGO from his girlfriend for Christmas.

It's large.


I fucking hate YOTC.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-11-2008 10:30:34 PM
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-13-2008 11:09:42 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough likes to scream this out during sex:
Yes, except they're using chisels and brick ovens and other things I don't think 6 year olds would have access to. Way to use bad analogies.

I don't even say it's not cool and it's not art or w/e, but honestly SOMEONE along the line had to have come up with the idea and made into a reality with the legos to build any set. Just because this guy made something cool doesn't mean you couldn't do the same exact breaking down of how to make it and package it in a box that says 10+ on it.


What the fuck. Is this really what you are trying to say? What this guy did wasn't any harder than following directions because if you made directions to produce this any 10 year old can do it? Because that's exactly what I'm saying.

quote:
If only Maradon! hadn't said this:
You're basically completely wrong here. You can make a competent custom lego model with an absolutely trivial amount of planning. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that duplicating the steps on an instruction page is actually a lot harder than coming up with your own design, because literally anything you do with legos will just work, while getting the gist of the instructions from the stylized 2d diagrams can sometimes be tricky.

They're easy to learn, easy to master. That's why they're toys.

Comparing legos to a nuanced art like sculpting where you have to worry about things like material strength, firing stress, symmetry and utility all while maintaining your aesthetic is really silly.


I wasn't comparing legos to sculpting, I was illustrating the difference between playing with something and having to worry about things like material strength, load balance, symmetry and utility while maintaining an aesthetic, which is exactly the kind of thing that goes into producing a model of that scale, as anyone with any experience building large models with legos will tell you.

And you're an idiot if you think you could just sit down and produce a model like that one without a solid plan and not have endless hours of frustration.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 01-13-2008 at 11:10 AM.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-13-2008 12:13:53 PM
The logic in this thread makes my brain hurt.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-13-2008 07:39:03 PM
Legos are serious business.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-13-2008 08:08:00 PM
ITT Blindy claims that creating something is harder than reproducing something but fails to convince anyone because he sounds like a huge asshat whenever he posts.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-13-2008 10:35:47 PM
ITT I try REALLY hard to remember who the fuck manticore is and fail!
Gadani
U
posted 01-14-2008 12:04:59 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Blindy. said this:
ITT I try REALLY hard to remember who the fuck manticore is and fail!

Moogle's little brother I believe.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-14-2008 12:51:01 AM
ITT muzzleflare, bitches

Vorbis fucked around with this message on 01-14-2008 at 12:51 AM.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-14-2008 10:00:39 AM
quote:
Gadani's account was hax0red to write:
Moogle's little brother I believe.

Aces.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-14-2008 05:39:13 PM
Blindy is the absolute worst, quote if you're down
Gadani
U
posted 01-14-2008 06:00:09 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Blindy is the absolute worst, quote if you're down
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-15-2008 10:50:47 AM
quote:
I gotta give it to Mr. Parcelan with:
Blindy is the absolute worst, quote if you're down
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: