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Poll: Who is it? Who is the absolute worst?
Author
Topic: Who is the worst?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-05-2008 11:07:43 PM
I don't want to know who the best is anymore. Who in EC is the worst?
Greenlit
posted 01-05-2008 11:20:51 PM
I got a right to sing the Blues.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-05-2008 11:23:30 PM
As far as I know, you're still living comfortably, losing weight and not quite so hideous as to be a total social recluse. What is your biggest problem right now?
Greenlit
posted 01-05-2008 11:24:29 PM
Unemployed and unloved.
As a result I've grown a beard over the last few days that is actually pretty hideous.

I might turn it into the worst Lemmy in the history of facial hair.

Greenlit fucked around with this message on 01-05-2008 at 11:24 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-05-2008 11:35:16 PM

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 01-06-2008 at 03:40 AM.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 01-07-2008 06:45:03 PM
quote:
Greenlit got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Unemployed and unloved.
As a result I've grown a beard over the last few days that is actually pretty hideous.

I might turn it into the worst Lemmy in the history of facial hair.


I love you buddy.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Greenlit
posted 01-07-2008 06:55:41 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I love you buddy.

I love you too man.

I fucked it all up this morning. I was trying to shape it but it was far too early in the morning and I wasn't wearing my glasses. So, technically, it was the worst Lemmy in the history of facial hair - for about three minutes.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 01-07-2008 06:59:09 PM
Just let it grow free, shaping it a little on top and keeping it off your neck. Chicks love it.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Greenlit
posted 01-07-2008 07:06:07 PM
I shaved my head once a few years ago and it was not pleasant.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 01-07-2008 07:10:05 PM
It's the suit.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Greenlit
posted 01-07-2008 07:13:26 PM
I don't own a suit.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-07-2008 07:25:13 PM
All you need is a turban and you could be Ayatollah Snoota. Then you could kick the douchebag who used to be Cat Stevens right in the jimmy and it'd all be cool with God. Or Allah. Or whomever.

Hell, I'd almost convert to Islam for that.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-07-2008 07:29:49 PM
quote:
Greenlit spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I don't own a suit.

Chicks dig suits.

Fake edit: Oh, yeah I forgot. Not sure about Black.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 01-07-2008 07:44:35 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Callalron stammered:
All you need is a turban and you could be Ayatollah Snoota. Then you could kick the douchebag who used to be Cat Stevens right in the jimmy and it'd all be cool with God. Or Allah. Or whomever.

Hell, I'd almost convert to Islam for that.


You know, we get a lot of Arabs in from out of town wearing their turbans to the club. I'm always like... why? If you're in a nightclub in Las Vegas, you're not THAT Muslim.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-07-2008 07:57:36 PM
This is the worst thread in the history of threads and nem-x should win this. He plays more WoW than Mightion.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-07-2008 08:23:47 PM
I wanted to vote for Delidgamond, but the Waiszlings convinced me to vote for Bloodsage. (or stole my vote, I don't really remember.)
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 01-07-2008 08:23:54 PM
quote:
So quoth Cool Hand Luke:
Just let it grow free, shaping it a little on top and keeping it off your neck. Chicks love it.


That's actually an extremely good look you have going on there.

nem-x
posted 01-07-2008 08:26:40 PM
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-07-2008 08:51:19 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Just let it grow free, shaping it a little on top and keeping it off your neck. Chicks love it.


You look like a bald Kevin Smith.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-07-2008 09:14:15 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke was naked while typing this:
You know, we get a lot of Arabs in from out of town wearing their turbans to the club. I'm always like... why? If you're in a nightclub in Las Vegas, you're not THAT Muslim.

Allah don't go TDY.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Skaw
posted 01-07-2008 09:36:43 PM
Hey Callalron, was that you who one Penny-Arcades Dickerdoodle contest? That guy reminded me of you for some reason.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-07-2008 09:42:43 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blackened
posted 01-07-2008 09:47:38 PM
The biggest reason I don't post as much anymore is because it'd be a quick road to everyone hating me. Not because I'd be particularly vile.

It's more that most of you are gigantic pussies.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-07-2008 10:29:11 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Cuba:
Hey Callalron, was that you who one Penny-Arcades Dickerdoodle contest? That guy reminded me of you for some reason.

Nope. I only used to read the comic and I haven't even done that in a long, long time. I should go back and read some comics again.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Skaw
posted 01-07-2008 10:29:59 PM
Ugh, I just noticed I said one instead of won.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-07-2008 10:30:03 PM
quote:
Callalron's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Nope. I only used to read the comic and I haven't even done that in a long, long time. I should go back and read some comics again.

No, you really shouldn't. Most of them (re: all) are pretty fucking terrible.

Except of course.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-07-2008 10:32:55 PM
I dunno, do they still do "Cardboard Tube Samurai" and "The Fruit Fucker"? I used to get a kick out of those.

Div-X was a pretty cool character too. It was like me, if I was a piece of home entertainment electronics.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-07-2008 10:41:56 PM
Well, Penny Arcade is still funny once in a while, but it's taken a steady decline.

I was more referring to the "read more comics" as in things outside of PA. Which are almost all crap.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-07-2008 11:20:23 PM
I'd try to read more comics like I used to except for three things:

Having a wife and kid
Work
My crippling addiction to Sims 2

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-07-2008 11:51:01 PM
Delidgamond looks to be the worst so far.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-08-2008 06:16:27 AM
quote:
Oh Mr. Parcelan. Oh Mr. Parcelan! Oh Mr. Parcelan!!;
Delidgamond looks to be the worst so far.

You're the worst

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-08-2008 12:48:51 PM
if waisz didn't make me look bad at the start of this poll, i wouldn't be 2nd place

fuckin waisz steelin mah accounts

nem-x
posted 01-08-2008 01:47:20 PM
Skaw
posted 01-08-2008 06:40:43 PM
nem-x is worst
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-12-2008 06:22:29 PM
I'm surprised Maradon didn't get more votes.

I also wish I had put Fae up here.

That guy is the absolute worst.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-14-2008 09:45:06 PM
no longer worst
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-14-2008 09:58:09 PM
i am victorious

even though delid is worst

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-14-2008 10:00:50 PM
Sweet, I'm the losingest!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-15-2008 01:30:25 PM
Tarquinn is the wurst!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-15-2008 03:21:52 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's account was hax0red to write:
Tarquinn is the wurst!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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