Fuck you baby boomers!

Fuck you generation X!

Generation Y wins!

Is that so goddamn confusing that you cant wrap your unimaginitive little minds around the hollow, shamless, soulless marketing ploy that defines the twisted nightmare that the American dream has become?

since when do toothbrushes have wires

That's sorta how capitalism, also known as liberty, works.

quote:

---

Willias's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
wait

since when do toothbrushes have wires

---

Depends on how loosely you define "wire" the whole wireless toothbrush concept is epic fail on so many levels.

quote:

---

Maradon! obviously shouldn't have said:
You could always not buy them you know.

That's sorta how capitalism, also known as liberty, works.

---

Quoted for good advice.

quote:

---

Maradon! said this about your mom:
A quick google search turned up this which actually looks like a pretty handy product.

---

Quoted for looking like "a pretty handy product"

quote:

---

Peanut butter ass Shaq Bloodsage booooze lime pole over bench lick:
This is just the 21st-century digital answer to those little red tablets we used to chew as kids to aid in brushing thoroughly. A bit of overkill, but if that's what folks want to spend their money on, it's fine by me.

---

haha, that's exactly what I was thinking

Those tablets were awesome

HAHAHAHAHA.

Come on, bros, let's do some half-pipes down at the skate park and drink mountain dew.

So if you're a lard-ass now, you've got nothing to look forward to.

Hope that answers your question. I don't skate, but if you can hang in the Alps, I'm going skiing next week in Switzerland.

And yes, those tablets were awesome.

quote:

---

Skaw probably says this to all the girls:
Do dentists really want people to take care of their teeth though? I mean, if everyone did, they'd kind of be out of a job.

---

There are still six month cleanings and checkups, and some people have mouth chemistry that makes cavities no matter what they do.

quote:

---

Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Skaw who doth quote:
Do dentists really want people to take care of their teeth though? I mean, if everyone did, they'd kind of be out of a job.

---

That's sorta like saying people who work in IT want everybody to have spyware.

Superficially, it makes sense, but think about it a bit and you'll realize that if you continue having dental problems, you're probably going to switch dentists.

Despite the earlier posts in this thread I want everyone to know that I take dental hygeine very seriously, althought I don't believe in flossing unless there is a direct problem to be addressed, unsealing your gums every morning then eating a bunch of shit cant possibly be better than only flossing when there is an obvious problem.

quote:

---

Delphi Aegis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
There are still six month cleanings and checkups, and some people have mouth chemistry that makes cavities no matter what they do.

---

I'm lucky to get a cleaning once a year (go military insurance plan).

I have been using Colgate's 360 toothbrush and during my last two dental visits I had a lot less tarter and NO cavities!

I'm also loving the new ultrasonic teeth cleaners dentists have now a days.

quote:

---

Vernaltemptress's account was hax0red to write:
I'm lucky to get a cleaning once a year (go military insurance plan).

I have been using Colgate's 360 toothbrush and during my last two dental visits I had a lot less tarter and NO cavities!

I'm also loving the new ultrasonic teeth cleaners dentists have now a days.

---

Only once a year? When I was a dependant you could opt for two a year without having to pay extra. Or, a nominal fee if you did have to pay at all.

We're overseas where there are only like 5 dentists that serve way too many people. So we're lucky to get once a year treatment.

Back in the States (at least 5 years ago), I could get 2 checkups per year off-base.

There's also some sort of vitamin you can take that greatly improves your tooth cleanliness but hell if I can remember it. All I know is that it's in my once-a-day.

quote:

---

The logic train ran off the tracks when Gork said:
Flouride tablets. Supposedly flouride causes cancer, which is GG because its been in the US water supply forever anyway.

Despite the earlier posts in this thread I want everyone to know that I take dental hygeine very seriously, althought I don't believe in flossing unless there is a direct problem to be addressed, unsealing your gums every morning then eating a bunch of shit cant possibly be better than only flossing when there is an obvious problem.

---

Floss before bed then or do the brush/floss routine after eating breakfast.

quote:

---

Gork had this to say about Pirotess:
Flouride tablets. Supposedly flouride causes cancer, which is GG because its been in the US water supply forever anyway.

---

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Gork. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

quote:

---

Vernaltemptressing:
Times change.

We're overseas where there are only like 5 dentists that serve way too many people. So we're lucky to get once a year treatment.

---

Ahahhaa... I'm not going to say it! I'm not going to fucking say it

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 12-30-2007 at 04:22 PM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 12-30-2007 at 04:42 PM.

quote:

---

Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
You know who else had more dentists than patients?

THAT'S RIGHT.

---

The
!!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 12-30-2007 at 04:58 PM.

quote:

---

Quoth Greenlit:
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Gork. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

---

Don't tell me the only choice is Wing Attack Plan R?

quote:

---

Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
Don't tell me the only choice is Wing Attack Plan R?

---

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?

quote:

---

Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
Hey, Bloodsage, tell us more what it's like to be OLD.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Come on, bros, let's do some half-pipes down at the skate park and drink mountain dew.

---

Hey Doug! Let's go get a honker burger.

quote:

---

Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Probably the best thing about being old is the acquired immunity to childish taunting.

---

I think you mean "intrinsic ability to pretend that you're above pettiness and then ironically continue on with several paragraphs of defense for your character"