Would you rather eat an entire pizza topped with the waxed-off pubes of your whole family, or have your eyelashes plucked one at a time and have them never grow back?
Would you rather wear a life jacket all day, every day for the next year, or wear M.C. Hammer parachute pants all day, every day for the next year?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Would you rather live Mightion's life or Azymyth's life?
Mightion, I guess?
Would you rather have fuck your sibling when he/she turns 18 (and yes, you both have to bust a nut), or knock out every last chip of your two front teeth with a hammer and chisel?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Quadriplegia or four limb amputation? Greenlit fucked around with this message on 12-12-2007 at 11:25 AM.
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Loosely translated, Greenlit says "Kill the whales":
Hammer and chisel. My question stands:Quadriplegia or four limb amputation?
Quadriplegia. You're in a chair, you're not on a chair.
Eyelashes
Would you rather wear a life jacket all day, every day for the next year, or wear M.C. Hammer parachute pants all day, every day for the next year?
Parachute Pants
Would you rather live Mightion's life or Azymyth's life?
Kill myself
Would you rather have fuck your sibling when he/she turns 18 (and yes, you both have to bust a nut), or knock out every last chip of your two front teeth with a hammer and chisel?
My only siblings are step-siblings, sooo...
I dunno, this one is really tough 
I like my teeth and I hate tooth pain
Quadriplegia or four limb amputation?
Quadriplegia.
Would you rather wear a life jacket all day, every day for the next year, or wear M.C. Hammer parachute pants all day, every day for the next year?
Can I take it off to sleep? In either case, pants.
Would you rather live Mightion's life or Azymyth's life?
Mightion has a life?
Would you rather have fuck your sibling when he/she turns 18 (and yes, you both have to bust a nut), or knock out every last chip of your two front teeth with a hammer and chisel?
Teeth. I can get them replaced later.
Quadriplegia or four limb amputation?
amputation. I wanna be a cyborg.
Would you rather have everything you eat taste like nothing, or would you rather be trapped forever as a character in a korean grind-fest MMO, unable to log out?
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Gadani had this to say about Tron:
Would you be able to taste food as said character?
I suppose if the MMO supports food, then why not. Think .hack, but less whiney emo-fag japanese boy and more "OH FUCK I AM TRAPPED IN A SHITTY GAME"
Would you rather have your genetalia removed and live a long and healthy life, or keep them and suffer a disease that makes sex in all its forms extremely painful and joyless?
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En Garde, Monsieur Azakias! Them's Fightin words:
I'd take the not tasting anything side of the question.Would you rather have your genetalia removed and live a long and healthy life, or keep them and suffer a disease that makes sex in all its forms extremely painful and joyless?
Jesus, remove my va-jay jay!
Would you rather have your privates pierced or shoot your parents?
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ACES! Another post by BeauChan:
Jesus, remove my va-jay jay!Would you rather have your privates pierced or shoot your parents?
You're stupid.
Would you rather be forced to live with Beauchan or Mortious?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
You're stupid.Would you rather be forced to live with Beauchan or Mortious?
Mort.
Swallow a tablespoon of pure cinnamon, or a half gallon of jizz.
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Demos had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Mort.Swallow a tablespoon of pure cinnamon, or a half gallon of jizz.
Cinnamon. I'd rather swallow a tablespoon of cyanide than a half gallon of jizz.
Would you rather have horrible uncurable body odor, or horrible uncurable acne?
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Zair painfully thought these words up:
Cinnamon. I'd rather swallow a tablespoon of cyanide than a half gallon of jizz.Would you rather have horrible uncurable body odor, or horrible uncurable acne?
Acne. Could cover that shit up with some basic makeup, but there's nothin' you can do about horrible bo; would require enough stuff to cover up that it would be just as bad.
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BeauChan impressed everyone with:Would you rather have your privates pierced or shoot your parents?
I'd do both.
