Though Parcelan LEAD THE WITNESS I OBJECT by saying this thread was to assure me that everyone didn't think I was a midget, when the whole thing was really because he thought I was like 5'6''.

quote:

---

Greenlit had this to say about (_|_):
He just thought you were of Vic Mackey stature.

---

Oddly enough I shaved my head.

And grew a beard so I'm only 1/3 Mackey now.

But all Americans are tall monsters who'll eat our children if they get the chance so it's ok.

quote:

---

Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
But all Americans are tall monsters who'll eat our children if they get the chance so it's ok.

---

Pass the ranch.

:belches:

quote:

---

Peanut butter ass Shaq Mortious booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I'm a midget. 5'7"

But all Americans are tall monsters who'll eat our children if they get the chance so it's ok.

---

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...

quote:

---

Mortious posted

I'm a midget. 5'7"

But all Americans are tall monsters who'll eat our children if they get the chance so it's ok.

---

Not all of us--I'm like 5'8"-5'9"

quote:

---

Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...

---

i swear that dude had like

30 penises

quote:

---

And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Alidane was all like:
Not all of us--I'm like 5'8"-5'9"

---

Yes I'm 5'8" also haha

Lazzay is no longer interesting.

quote:

---

Lazzay posted

Shorties.

---

For some reason, I read this and thought it said Smarties. Like the candy.

I like smarties.

quote:

---

Alidane probably says this to all the girls:
For some reason, I read this and thought it said Smarties. Like the candy.

I like smarties.

---

thanks for this

quote:

---

Mr. Gainsborough posted

thanks for this

---

just fyi.