I was watching the History Channel and learned a bit about the Saxon King, Alfred the Great. He, in addition to inspiring schools of thought and encouraging education before military force, found it in his infinite wisdom to grant clemency to the vikings he had defeated.
I trust that you, as well as I, am seeing parallels between himself and I. Thus, in my own infinite wisdom, I have found it within my own heart to grant clemency to you. Thusly, I hereby outlaw all the hatred and insults that are so routinely hurled at you.
Under the condition that you convert.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
There's too much Saxon violence on TV already.
I giggled a little, actually.
Will you convert to Judaism?
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It has been ordained by Primus, that there will be a Chosen One who will use the Matrix to "light our darkest hour." That darkest hour may come sooner if Mr. Parcelan keeps posting things like this:
I giggled a little, actually.Will you convert to Judaism?
Does it involve getting an exosuit that lets me become part of, and control, a giant robot that also features a vehicle mode?
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Mightion Defensor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Does it involve getting an exosuit that lets me become part of, and control, a giant robot that also features a vehicle mode?
Also, Parce... fix my title. The little gay smily thing is busted (for me anyway, dunno if others can see it).
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ArchAngel fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.
Also, Parce... fix my title. The little gay smily thing is busted (for me anyway, dunno if others can see it).
Something like this would be fine. I don't ask for much.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
Something like this would be fine. I don't ask for much.
Why do you want to be made fun of?
Azy intercepts all the dirty furry PM's I send their way, and Azy is no fun at all.
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Mortious got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
ArchAngel is no fun anymore.Azy intercepts all the dirty furry PM's I send their way, and Azy is no fun at all.
I only intercepted one and that was because I was at her house at the time. 
And the other faggot doesn't care what he's fucking so long as it's warm
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ACES! Another post by Azymyth:
I only intercepted one and that was because I was at her house at the time.
His. His house.
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Cool Hand Luke obviously shouldn't have said:
His. His house.
You say tomato, I say shut the fuck up. 
Edit: Thanks for fixing my title by the way. Was getting tired of that red x. ArchAngel fucked around with this message on 12-03-2007 at 02:26 AM.
No I'm not being smarmy. I'm genuinely curious.
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ArchAngel stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You say tomato, I say shut the fuck up.
oh boy he sure told me
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Verily, Cool Hand Luke doth proclaim:
oh boy he sure told me
Actually, it just popped into my head when I read your post, so I posted it.
Carry on, Mr. Snoota. 
Pie too! Sephy fucked around with this message on 12-04-2007 at 07:25 AM.
