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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-29-2007 01:06:44 AM
Delphi Aegis (11:01:56 PM): It occurs to me that the only place I know of to buy beer (Not spirits) are beer distributors. I have a large one nearby, but they are usually not cold. Is it like 45 minutes in the fridge, or just overnight?
AngusTroll (11:01:52 PM): Just put it in until it's cold
Delphi Aegis (11:03:38 PM): This may seem like a very odd question..
AngusTroll (11:03:14 PM): ...okay
Delphi Aegis (11:04:03 PM): but do you seal your lips over the bottle, or do you let it drink air?
Delphi Aegis (11:04:10 PM): I don't drink from bottles often.

cha0slegend (11:07:56 PM): what the christ
cha0slegend (11:08:04 PM): delphi doesn't know how to drink a beer?
AngusTroll (11:07:43 PM): Hahahahahaha.
AngusTroll (11:08:02 PM): I'm the fucking alcohol expert
AngusTroll (11:08:10 PM): Schooling people in remedial beer drinking
cha0slegend (11:08:49 PM): it's a fucking bottle
cha0slegend (11:08:51 PM): you drink out of it
cha0slegend (11:08:58 PM): how fucking hard is it
cha0slegend (11:09:19 PM): tell him to seal his lips around it like a cock obviously
AngusTroll (11:08:49 PM): Haha
cha0slegend (11:09:28 PM): or start drinking wine coolers
AngusTroll (11:09:05 PM): Hahaha
AngusTroll (11:09:11 PM): Should I post this on EC
cha0slegend (11:09:43 PM): yes
cha0slegend (11:09:46 PM): this is a dumb question
cha0slegend (11:10:06 PM): post our chatlog so he can take my burns as well

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-29-2007 01:08:09 AM
CHATLOGS

Delphi Aegis (11:10:37 PM): See, my thought process is thus: If you seal, then you get a set amount of beer and have a "pop" sound, yet no bubbles means less carbonation loss. However, if you sip or let it "breathe" and glug, you lose carbonation but gain volume. Hence my query.

Gains sets him straight

cha0slegend (11:11:15 PM): IT'S BEER
cha0slegend (11:11:17 PM): YOU DRINK IT
cha0slegend (11:11:19 PM): YOU GET STUPID
cha0slegend (11:11:34 PM): in some cases you go man
cha0slegend (11:11:36 PM): this is good beer
cha0slegend (11:11:39 PM): and then keep drinking

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2007 01:10:04 AM
5 manbabies
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-29-2007 01:17:29 AM
I think we need a committee to decide on what methods are best for consuming beer
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2007 01:19:53 AM
quote:
Kegwen stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I think we need a committee to decide on what methods are best for consuming beer

i vote against 5 in 20 minutes on halo 3 launch night

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2007 01:25:07 AM
in b4 "cha0slegend?"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 11-29-2007 01:26:19 AM
in b4 horsecock
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-29-2007 01:27:04 AM
Well clearly you grab the bottle, lightly stroking it...oh wait, this is just agreeing with telling him to do it like a blowjob.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-29-2007 01:27:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
in b4 "cha0slegend?"

I'm a place in greece and a type of shield or armor

so it's cool

nem-x
posted 11-29-2007 02:27:15 AM
beer tastes like piss

you drink piss

Tier
posted 11-29-2007 02:29:08 AM
with the notable exception of guinness, beer was made to be chugged.

and bud is for feeding the horses.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-29-2007 05:18:06 AM
Oh boy.

Do I have to pee inside a woman to make babies?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-29-2007 06:15:46 AM
The proper way to drink beer is out of a pint glass. Bottles are merely a convenient transport vessel.

Now, Delphi, when you drink it out of a pint glass, that's when you're supposed to form a seal around the perimeter with your lips.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 11-29-2007 06:47:17 AM
quote:
Asha'maning:
with the notable exception of guinness, beer was made to be chugged.

This is completely wrong.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-29-2007 08:17:36 AM
quote:
nem-x's ass must be crazy:
beer tastes like piss

you drink piss


you drink piss often?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-29-2007 09:12:38 AM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
This is completely wrong.

Agreed. While taste with regards to preference is a subjective quality, there are objective characteristics of certain beers that make chugging more difficult or easier. For example, American-style light lagers are deliberately brewed with adjuncts to decrease alcohol and caloric content, flavor, and manufacturing costs. The result is a beer that is extremely easy to drink in large quantitities, because it easily passes from the stomach into the small intestines, requires more liquid by volume to intoxicate, and does not oversaturate the taste buds with flavor. Examples: Miller Lite, Bud Light, Busch, Coors Light, Beast, etc. etc.

Since beer predates civilization, there are more styles of beer than just about anything else. Most styles of beer are not brewed with the above qualities in mind. They are generally brewed to showcase a distinctive style of brewing and fermentation, and/or ingredient or combination of ingredients. These techniques make the vast majority of beers unchuggable. An excellent example is a barleywine. This beer is brewed to have 3 to 5 times the alcohol content of an American light lager. Chugging a beer like this is akin to chugging a bottle of wine; bad shit's gonna happen. Also, beers like a Weizenbock or a Märzen style pack more than double the calories of a light lager, so even though they're extremely drinkable, they'll make you feel bloated and full long before a similar amount of Miller Lite would.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 11-29-2007 07:23:26 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm a place in greece and a type of shield or armor

so it's cool


I think he was referencing the "who?" part, not implying his name was retarded.

Steven Steve
posted 11-29-2007 08:03:56 PM
Delphi Gayjizz
AnusHole
Gayoslegend
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Skaw
posted 11-29-2007 09:02:14 PM
More like Gay0slegend.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-29-2007 09:50:36 PM
AnusPole.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2007 10:47:43 PM
quote:
Ferret painfully thought these words up:
I think he was referencing the "who?" part, not implying his name was retarded.

No, every time my AIM SN gets posted someone comments on how it sounds like it was made by a 7th grader 10 years ago.

Which it was. (Well, the email that eventually got turned into an AIM name.)

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-29-2007 11:14:20 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough posted

No, every time my AIM SN gets posted someone comments on how it sounds like it was made by a 7th grader 10 years ago.

Which it was. (Well, the email that eventually got turned into an AIM name.)


So switch to one that's not gay. A couple weeks of rebuilding your buddy list is probably worth it.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2007 11:28:33 PM
quote:
Alidane had this to say about Cuba:
So switch to one that's not gay. A couple weeks of rebuilding your buddy list is probably worth it.

I don't mind my SN. I do have like 11 other ones and it's just a "Save Buddy List" that you have to do.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-30-2007 12:16:16 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
More like Gay0slegend. quote if you're down
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 11-30-2007 12:24:50 AM
quote:
From the book of Skaw, chapter 3, verse 16:
More like Gay0slegend. Quote if you're down
Razortooth Gnome
The Artist Formerly Known As Anklebiter
posted 11-30-2007 12:29:09 AM
how do i do shots guys
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-30-2007 01:31:31 AM
quote:
Skaw impressed everyone with:
More like Gay0slegend. quote if you're down
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-30-2007 01:47:17 AM
ok now post all your screen names so i can make fun of your faggy shit you got from the EQ name generator when you were 12
nem-x
posted 11-30-2007 01:50:04 AM
Zair
The Imp
posted 11-30-2007 02:20:59 AM
Empty Digression

pretty faggy I guess

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-30-2007 03:22:21 AM
Ethir Amarth is my faggiest. I only use it for people I don't know.
Tier
posted 11-30-2007 03:26:37 AM
yaijin

more like gayijin am i rite

Steven Steve
posted 11-30-2007 07:11:25 AM
LeaveItToSteven

how "embarrassing"

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-30-2007 08:44:38 AM
I think my handle on ICQ was Ragnarok. Me and about 30 billion other fruits.

Nowadays, I couldn't tell you anyone's IM name, because I have them all aliased to their real name, or to the handle by which I know them.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-30-2007 09:08:26 AM
FYI

Get a container big enough to hold the bottle, and water, with half a cup of ice.
Add a bit of salt to the water.
Spin the bottle slowly in the ice water for 5 minutes.
Cold.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-30-2007 10:41:32 AM
quote:
Karnaj's account was hax0red to write:
Nowadays, I couldn't tell you anyone's IM name, because I have them all aliased to their real name, or to the handle by which I know them.

yeah i'd do that but trillian fucked my dog so i shot it in the head

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-30-2007 10:55:06 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough got served! Mr. Gainsborough got served!
yeah i'd do that but trillian fucked my dog so i shot it in the head

Then use Pidgin.

Also, beer.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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