The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
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Check out the big brain on Inferno-Spirit!
This bear and this rabbit were talking.The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
God, how do you ruin such a classic joke.
A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, sir, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fir?" "No," says the rabbit.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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Inferno-Spirit impressed everyone with:
This bear and this rabbit were talking.The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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A sleep deprived Mr. Gainsborough stammered:
Sig, imo
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Mr. Gainsborough painfully thought these words up:
This isn't a serious ad, isn't it?
"Well," one of the men told him. "First you have to drink a whole gallon of our potent Alaskan Whiskey in one sitting. Then you need to find a rabid grizzly bear and wrestle it. And finally, you have to find the fattest, ugliest, hairiest, dirtiest Eskimo woman you can find and fuck the shit out of her."
So the man snatched the gallon of whiskey and downed it in a single try, not even stopping for breath. Then he asked where to find a bear and left to find it after getting directions. Hours passed without his return. The men at the bar began to panic. It was just a joke, afterall, and nobody thought he'd actually go wrestle a grizzly bear. Then finally the door of the bar swung open and he walked in the door, his shirt ripped off and hanging in tatters and bloody claw marks covering his body.
"So," he said. "Where's this Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"
A guy walks into a bank and he shouts at the teller, "I want to open a fucking bank account!"
The teller is quite shocked and she says, "I beg your pardon?" To which he immediately and loudly replies: "I said I want to open fucking bank account! Are you fucking deaf?"
The teller's getting mad by now, and she says, "If you don't stop cursing, I'm going to get the manager." He yells, "Fine, get the fucking manager!"
So she brings back the manager, and he asks the man, "Sir, is there some sort of problem?" The man, nearly screaming now, says, "I want to open a fucking bank account for nine hundred thousand dollars!"
The manager says, "Oh, and is this cunt giving you trouble?"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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This one time, at Tarquinn camp:
This isn't a serious ad, isn't it?
Yeah, it was a holiday Gamestop flyer last year.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tarquinn was all like:
I was not in the flyer, though. It is shooped.
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So quoth nem-x:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrFIcWzSEo
I was amused with the comments as much as I was with the helicopter sharpshooter gunning down goats.
Cool Hand Luke fucked around with this message on 12-01-2007 at 09:12 AM.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent nem-x said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrFIcWzSEo
Where can I apply for that job?