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Gadani wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Your title is out of date.
My color blindedness is never out of date.
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Mooj postedWhy haven't you beaten her within an inch of her life?
With your penis.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
So this is like the time you moved to Mexico, right?
No, I really do have a stalker. And I forgot who's fault that Mexico thing was, but it avalanched out of control really easily!
And I didn't have an easily guessable password, Maradon. In fact, it was totally random and made no sense what so ever. The way I figure it happened was that she knew the password to a secondary email address("why can't I look at your email DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE" so I gave her that password to make it look like I was giving her my email address password, when it was just an email address that I only used to sign up for stuff that is likely to send spam). I also happened to use that email address as the secondary email address when I signed up for my primary one. I also did all this when I was like 14 and didn't know any better, so the answer to my security question was the real answer. Which she knew. So she used the password retrieval to get my password sent to the junk email she knew the password for, and then deleted that email so I wouldn't know and had been signing into my main account for like a week.
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
is she hot snoota
I work in a nightclub, son. I don't fucks with no skanks.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
So what's the problem
She's fucking crazy.
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Cool Hand Luke had this to say about dark elf butts:
And I forgot who's fault that Mexico thing was, but it avalanched out of control really easily!
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Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
She's probably hardcore into D/s, so just beat the shit out of her until she obeys you unquestioningly, like I did with half the boards.
So, do you have a girlfriend? We never talk anymore.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
So, do you have a girlfriend? We never talk anymore.
I've had a few over the past two years or so.
First one's father threatened to kill me on numerous occasions.
Second one accused me of doing inappropriate things to her after doing something mutually inappropriate.
Third one accused me of privately hating her after I didn't see her for a week because of a stomach virus.
Ha ha ha ha, I feel as though I could write a book on why my experiences are always cooler than yours, you job-loving, no-god-fearing Jewbride.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Also, this is all a work. Snoota never breaks kayfabe.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck
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Fwd: Maradon said
A fortune teller once told me that I would soon regret an extremely unwise financial investment and then I realized I'd paid her five bucks to tell me that and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck
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Maradon! enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
A fortune teller once told me that I would soon regret an extremely unwise financial investment and then I realized I'd paid her five bucks to tell me that and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck
That's not a fortune.
Bad things happen when you talk to fortune tellers.
Very bad things.
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Greenlit impressed everyone with:
What could possibly make you think that is funny
Monty Python, I'm guessing.
Just kidding. That's pretty scary. Though, I could see my ex doing the same thing.
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Ares probably says this to all the girls:
IT WAS ME.
I wish.
