The long version: A story thinner than water, character interaction so unbelievable that you won't believe this team has been together so long, enemies so silly that you'll literally think this "horror FPS" is a comedy parody, and combat so easy that you'll yawn your way through the extremely linear and boring levels. The graphics are also very meh.
The Nazi enemies are particularly enjoyable though, the stereotyping is so thick you can cut it with a knife. "YOU VILL DIE HERE VIZ UZ, YA."
The only good thing about this is that I bought the PC version so I paid a hell of a lot less than the full-priced 360 version. If you enjoy mindless FPS games that hold your hand all the way through and have little to no story, I'm sure you'll enjoy this. On the other hand, if you have a brain, you won't enjoy this.
Verdict: 1/10
AVOID
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Kegwen said:
Totally called it
I enjoyed the demo on the 360 marketplace and the Jericho website is very well made. So I believed the game would have the same level of polish.
It didn't.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I give it a 5/10 at absolute lowest, only because the AI is fucking retarded.
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Mr. Gainsborough thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
1/10 indicates the game is unplayable.I give it a 5/10 at absolute lowest, only because the AI is fucking retarded.
You have the advantage of not paying though!
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Mr. Parcelan said:
Nazis?
Nazis.
Undead Nazis.
Undead Nazis with superpowers.
The only, ONLY acceptable time it will ever be to use Nazis will be the most evil game ever created, and then only by necessity.
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Zair had this to say about (_|_):
What about Indiana Jones games?
Movie games always suck regardless. Indiana Jones did it before it was cool, so it was Nazis as a staple, and not as a generic villain.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Mr. Parcelan booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Movie games always suck regardless. Indiana Jones did it before it was cool, so it was Nazis as a staple, and not as a generic villain.
The indiana jones SNES game was awesome fyi
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Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The indiana jones SNES game was awesome fyi
As was that old computer one with Atlantis in the title. Zair fucked around with this message on 11-10-2007 at 10:18 PM.
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Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The short version: A pile of steaming shite, avoid at all costs.
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Zair attempted to be funny by writing:
As was that old computer one with Atlantis in the title.
As well as the one based on the third movie.
The adventure, not the action one.
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Willias said:
Yahtzee agrees.
My thoughts exactly.
This game is so bad I can't even be fucked to complete it. I'm just going to watch the ending on YouTube and sell this pile of shit on to some other unlucky bastard.
[EDIT: Hahaha the ending is crap.] Mortious fucked around with this message on 11-14-2007 at 01:14 PM.
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Willias Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Yahtzee agrees.
I kind of want to play it more now.
