Let me tell you about my day.

I learned that I have to take the same language up to 202 in order to qualify for an English degree. So I basically wasted a semester on German, which is a shame. I like the language, really, but I don't have the enthusiasm to do all the bullshit homework for it. I may pass, I may not.

Let me tell you a bit about Gandhi.

Gandhi, contrary to popular belief, was not all-loving and, in fact, was kind of an asshole about certain subjects. Gandhi despised hospitals and doctors, believing them to be enablers of sin and indulgence. The reasoning was that, for example, if you were to overeat, you could go to a doctor to relieve indigestion, and you would learn nothing.

Gandhi also hated lawyers, believing that they served their clients instead of the truth. Gandhi believed that everyone had an inherent desire to do good and truthfulness and that lawyers, doctors and railways corrupted people so that they would not do good. His ideal society was one that sat around thinking how good things were.

Gandhi had some nice ideas, but was kind of naive otherwise.

Farts,
-Parcelan

Hey Karnaj, we should go out drinking sometime even though you're probably south Jersey.

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Aw, geez, I have Batty all over myself!
Better topic:

Hey Karnaj, we should go out drinking sometime even though you're probably south Jersey.

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Actually, I'm in central Jersey. Or North Jersey, if you believe the absurd notion that there is only North and South Jersey. Just me and 3.3 million of my closest friends.

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Parce has MRSA LOLOLOLOLOL:
What are you doing right now?

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Well, I'm at work, since it is a weekday afternoon. See, once you stop dicking around and get your college degree, you too will have to find a steady job and become a productive member of society. Problem is that all of your ambitions and dreams will be crushed in the process. But that's why they invented beer!

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Karnaj posted

Well, I'm at work, since it is a weekday afternoon. See, once you stop dicking around and get your college degree, you too will have to find a steady job and become a productive member of society. Problem is that all of your ambitions and dreams will be crushed in the process. But that's why they invented beer!

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I'm vaguely excited about graduating and having a job. Mainly because I'll have money for good beer again.

I'm wondering how long it's going to last, though. Hah.

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Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:

I learned that I have to take the same language up to 202 in order to qualify for an English degree.

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Yes, a very depressing fact about our major. I think I've settled on Spanish.