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Topic: New Jersey sucks
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-03-2007 09:18:24 PM
Just figured I'd let all of you know. I really had forgotten how much it sucks.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-03-2007 09:20:46 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-03-2007 09:26:26 PM
Exactly.
Maradon!
posted 11-03-2007 11:11:16 PM
That is why people are leaving in droves.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-04-2007 10:13:37 AM
Doesn't surprise me at all. Luckily, I'm only staying for 6 months to a year at best.
Maradon!
posted 11-04-2007 11:34:38 AM
But keep voting for people who will raise taxes that'll fix it yeah

In fact we should do this on a national level

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-04-2007 11:40:47 AM
A fitting place for Batty.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-04-2007 10:44:17 PM
He must be in South Jersey. But that's influenced by Philly anyway, and we all know how much Philly sucks.

And the easy answer to why people are leaving NJ is this: it's full. At an average of ~1000 people per square mile, NJ is the most densely-populated state in the union. There's simply no more room, especially in desirable areas. By all means, go where there's room. There are plenty of hardworking, industrious immigrants to replace what spots you leave open.

But go ahead, live in your exurbs. In Jersey, we'll be sitting pretty and taking our competent mass transit when gas shortages hit and you're all riding bikes to work. Actually, that's a lie. We'll all be horribly fucked by a crippling depression, whether you ride a train or drive a car.

Finally, Philly really sucks.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-05-2007 03:11:39 AM
The entire east coast is a pretty terrible place, from what I can tell.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-05-2007 02:12:25 PM
Actually, Karnaj, north Jersey. Bloombury, near Phillipsburg/Easton.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-05-2007 02:35:10 PM
quote:
Batty screamed this from the crapper:
Actually, Karnaj, north Jersey. Bloombury, near Phillipsburg/Easton.

You have my deepest sympathies.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-05-2007 02:44:12 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You have my deepest sympathies.

It's not that bad really. Rather nice overall. Trees everywhere, Muskanetcong river in the backyard, pollen sending me into insane allergic reaction modes...

Plus all the strip malls and regular malls I can shake a stick at.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-05-2007 03:25:05 PM
Having grown up in Monmouth County, NJ, I never understood why people thought Jersey was such a shit-hole. Then one day I took a flight out of Newark. I understood after that.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Skaw
posted 11-05-2007 04:01:49 PM
batty more like grandma needs to get a 360 now
Talonus
Loner
posted 11-05-2007 04:28:33 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Manticore said:
Then one day I took a flight out of Newark. I understood after that.

If NJ's major airport was in any other part of the state I don't think it'd have the reputation it does now. Sure, the state would be overpopulated, overtaxed, and too damned expensive, but you wouldn't have the first/only thing people see in NJ be the absolute worst portion of the state.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-05-2007 05:07:20 PM
quote:
Alidane still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
The entire east coast is a pretty terrible place, from what I can tell.

Yeah, I can definitely see where a West Coaster is coming from when they say the East Coast sucks. Everything's too cramped, the temperatures are too extreme, and everyone's a fucking asshole.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 11-05-2007 06:04:44 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Karnaj who doth quote:
and everyone's a fucking asshole.

As opposed to the west coast where everybody's fucking an asshole.

OH SNAP

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-05-2007 07:46:04 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Yeah, I can definitely see where a West Coaster is coming from when they say the East Coast sucks. Everything's too cramped, the temperatures are too extreme, and everyone's a fucking asshole.

It's mostly the too cramped part, at least for me. There's zero planning when it comes to how things are laid out in the entire eastern US, whereas in the west things are far more sparse and planned out. None of this jughandle and circle and whatever else have you ridiculous business with roads.

Temperatures were already extreme where I was, fucking deserts. And everyone is an asshole out west too, you just aren't as likely to get stabbed for it.

Maradon!
posted 11-05-2007 08:01:47 PM
quote:
x--BattyO-('-'Q) :
It's mostly the too cramped part, at least for me. There's zero planning when it comes to how things are laid out in the entire eastern US, whereas in the west things are far more sparse and planned out. None of this jughandle and circle and whatever else have you ridiculous business with roads.

Temperatures were already extreme where I was, fucking deserts. And everyone is an asshole out west too, you just aren't as likely to get stabbed for it.


"planning" is frequently not possible on either coast. See: San Francisco

Most places are simply forced to follow terrain without much flex room for any planning to be done.

Now where I lived in SC, Columbia, that's an example of a place where planning was possible, but not done with any level of competence.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-05-2007 08:08:07 PM
Touche about certain places in the west, but it's overall way better planned.

Went into New York City last night, dear god that place has gotten worse since I've last been there.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-05-2007 09:34:31 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Batty liberally with Old Spice!
Touche about certain places in the west, but it's overall way better planned.

Went into New York City last night, dear god that place has gotten worse since I've last been there.


Let me guess; you went to Midtown.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-05-2007 10:02:59 PM
quote:
Karnaj said this about your mom:
Let me guess; you went to Midtown.

Queens. And then we made a wrong turn on the way back and went into Harlem! We made friends with nice black people who wanted to kill us.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 11-05-2007 10:32:15 PM
quote:
Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
"planning" is frequently not possible on either coast. See: San Francisco

What?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-05-2007 11:56:53 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about the Spice Girls:
What?

HILLS

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