1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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So quoth Karnaj:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween? - I'll be working that day. My boss at Gamestop is dressing up as Ryu and I'm going as Ken. It'll be funny if nothing else to see Ryu and Ken running a video game store.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)? - Thanksgiving. Christmas is too fake nowadays. (Note: I don't mind this at all. I'm just sayin'.)
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate? - Christmas. How can you argue with getting cool shit and giving it out over candy and food for a day?
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt? - Well, technically he was. If you believe in that, cool. I don't really care either way. Even though I don't really believe in the whole Christianity deal, I still just like giving people shit and getting it.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in? - Sweden.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country? - Hillary Clinton. *hi-fives Maradon*
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose? - This decision sucks.
I guess diarrhea because I mean I poop once a day anyways at least. Don't matter to be if it's crazy liquid or w/e.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them? - Er, I really could care less haha.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer? - A million dollars a year? Sure. That removes a minimum of 90% of my stress on a daily basis. And since you didn't say anything about being inebriated to the point of not caring, it's a definite.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse? - It hurts a lot, but I can imagine that things I have not yet experienced can hurt far worse than that.
Tomorrow, all night party. Saturday, all night party (leaving early cause i have to work sunday...)
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Christmas. We're not as big on thanksgiving as you guys in the states.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Halloween and christmas.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
wtf.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Italy
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Noooo idea.. I wouldn't want to move there cause my family is here.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
The shits.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
No, cause they probably smell bad.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
My ass is my own. 
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
It actually doesn't hurt THAT much to be kicked in the vag, you do more damage being kicked in the lower stomach/upper crotchal....area.., cause that's where all of the girly reproduction bits are!
Worst pain I've ever had were the body aches and fever that I got when I had salmonella.
quote:Nothing much on the day of. I'm going to a costume party the weekend afterwards.
Previously on Planet Karnaj...
1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
quote:About the same, really. The december holidays cost more due to commercialization, so probably thanksgiving wins based on percentage.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
quote:When I was younger, the december holiday was better; every kid likes getting gifts. Now it's probably Thanksgiving.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
quote:Religious zealots have always liked catchphrases. That's all there is to it, really.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
quote:Since I'm not keen on learning a new language, it'd either be Canada, Australia, or England.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
quote:Either the apocalypse, or the people I care about would have to move there.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
quote:That depends on the timing. If the former lasts less than an hour, and I can choose the time of day, then that's a better option. Otherwise, I'd go with the latter. The important thing is to choose the option which would leave me fully functional most of the time.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
quote:Presuming no cost, probably. Pheromones provide advanced warning about a person's emotional state. It's not worth giving up anything though. For example, if question 7 is the cost of question 8, then I'd rather just take a pass on the combination.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
quote:Rationality says I should, but I probably wouldn't. It's a better deal than most porn actors get.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
quote:I don't know about worse, but there are several other events that hurt about as much. I've sneezed hard enough that it felt like I was kicked in the nads. Tearing a major tendon hurts just as much. Actually, a bad hit on the funny bone hurts about the same.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
While getting hit in the solar plexus doesn't hurt as much, the resulting loss of lung function is a more unpleasant state overall. Crippling migraines can get pretty bad too; blindness and nausea do not mix well.
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How.... Karnaj.... uughhhhhh:1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween? Giving out candy to kids who stop by our house more than likely. Halloween has never been much of a special day for me.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)? Christmas for my family. While Thanksgiving is another big family gathering, I'm pretty sure more people show up for Christmas. It's pretty cool, a day specifically designed for giving each other stuff.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate? Christmas. Getting stuff is always great, and I like the feeling you get when you give someone else something cool and they really like it. Even if it was really annoying trying to figure out something neat to get.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt? Hell if I know. I mean, I guess it makes sense with the name of the holiday being "Christ"mas, but other than that... I don't really give a shit.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in? Canada I guess?
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country? My current way of life being completely abolished and outlawed, with no possible way of getting it back.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose? I kind of already have the first one. I don't know why. The second would be more preferable I guess, at least you save time that way.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them? Would that work like some kind of hot chick radar? If so, yeah.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer? Hell no. While I'd be set for life, I'd rather not being known as "that guy who sold his ass hole" for the rest of my days.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse? There is no doubt in my mind that there is far worse pain than getting kicked in the balls. Have I experienced worse? I don't know, I tend to avoid doing things that would get me kicked in the balls.
A party with a few of my friends. Probably get somewhat inebriated.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Thanksgiving for me was always more about sitting down with your family and sharing a meal even if you don't get to do so very often.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Probably halloween, considering I get to do laffo stuff and nobody looks sideways at me.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
If it has meaning to you, more power to you. I just don't think catchphrases will help religion at this point.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Japan (lawl weeaboo)
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
A severe decline in general states of employment and saftey here, as well as a minor amout of financial security on my end. Plus a whole lot more courage to see a culture I've always been facinated with.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
I already do the latter, so I guess that's an easy choice to make.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Sure. Sounds like fun.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Million bucks a year? Before or after taxes?
Sure, why not. I'd trade minor public humiliation for an assload of cash.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I've had someone use a modified tesla coil to create a spark gap next to my skin with a dental tool and sear the flesh off my arm in the pattern that I wanted. That hurt like a motherfucker. Maybe I can get someone to kick me in the balls and compare.
Though, to be fair, generally a groin hit is an unexpected pain, whereas the flesh-searing was expected, braced for, but over a much longer period of time.
Manticore fucked around with this message on 10-25-2007 at 05:37 PM.
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Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Training for a fight with another guy on the same card from my team.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Thanksgiving.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Halloween used to be, now I don't really do much for any of those.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?I've never heard that saying, but I think it's dumb. Not even because of the Jesus, just because it sounds really lame. As to the question: No. No.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Ireland6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Actually, I'm about to begin travelling from country to country training and Ireland is one of my planned stops.7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Once a month.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Yes.9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
No.10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
The worst pain I've ever felt was probably when I broke my hand and pulled my groin in one motion.
Branle and cry myself to sleep
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
December holiday
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Thanksgiving
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Only in America
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Canada haha (Quebec, around Granby, Sherbrooke or thereabouts)
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Failure of college
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Raging diarrhea, because you have to plant the seeds
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
I already do that
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Well is he good looking? Yeah fam
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
Nah, I've broken my chest, had a ruptured lumbar disk, whiplash, and severe allergic reaction to medication and they were all more uncomfortable than being kicked in the vagina.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Neither. I haven't seen my family on the holidays in at least six or seven years now. I'm okay with that!
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
When I have the ability/cash to participate, totally Halloween.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Not even a little bit. Easily-offended, overly-vocal fundamentalists would like you to believe otherwise though!
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
We're discussing Europe within the next five to seven years. Due to backgrounds, France is looking like a strong possibility, but there's a lot more research to be done.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
We're already seriously considering it.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Ew. Scat questions. I don't really see a lighter side here, so I'll go for the latter, I guess.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Pass.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Is the assfucking a one time, once a year thing, or all day on that day? If it's the former, I'll take the million, and really, that's about my least favorite thing ever. If it's a marathon assfucking, I do believe I'd pass.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse? Xyrra fucked around with this message on 10-25-2007 at 07:28 PM.
Nowhere near the worst. Shattering my right shin, and not being able to afford a doctor's visit was a hell of a lot worse, as the pain lingered for about three weeks.
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Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Probably gonna rent either Dead Rising or Bioshock, make a big bowl of popcorn, and play half the night.
Would be all night but I probably have to work the next day =|2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Thanksgiving.3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Halloween. As you may have guessed above I don't do anything elaborate for the day, but I really enjoy the time of year in which it falls. Plus, I like giving candy to the kiddos. Thanksgiving is nice, I guess, but it feels strange to be all formal and stuffy around my family. As for Christmas, screw the Yules, I have money.4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Wasn't Jesus born in the middle of summer? Anyway, the reason for the season is that people feel it's expected of them to buy presents for every god damn person they've ever seen before in their lives. Every year I have people come through my line stressing about getting a present for their mailman. Their MAILMAN. Look, mail carriers work hard, but why the hell should anyone on their routes be expected to give them presents? It's not like they're family. Jeez. Anyway, after working retail for so long it's clear to me that many people don't give gifts because they want to, but rather because they feel they have to, and I'm pretty sure G. Suss doesn't fit in there anywhere.5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
If I could speak the language, maybe Korea. I've heard Austrailia is very nice, but I wouldn't like the hot weather. England might be all right.
OK, England. We're gonna say England.6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
The imminent collapse of democracy.7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Raging Diarrhea. A little pain that I can handle every day is better than a horrifying pain which I'll dread all the time.8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
No, but that would be an interesting story.9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
No.
Seriously, what the hell.10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
While I've never experienced either, I'm willing to bet that having my arm slowly crushed by the giant, slow-turning gears of a clocktower would hurt worse than getting kicked once in the nads.
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1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Nothing. I'll probably hand out candy.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
I'd say Thansgiving. It's too tempting to take trips to warmer climes during the December solstice.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Thanksgiving. Christmas is fun, but it's getting kind of lame, the older I get.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Honestly, I think capitalism saved Christmas. Without it, Christmas would be another boring Christian holiday, akin to Ash Wednesday or Good Friday or Ruby Tuesday. Instead, everyone's whipped up into a frenzy about the whole thing, because tangibly good things are going to happen. The phrase should be "Adam Smith's invisible hand is the reason for the season."
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Germany, without a doubt. I would be happier than a pig in shit if I was back in Berlin. Rent's cheap, food's cheap, and the bars never close.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Honestly? Not much. A really good job offer would help things. A language immersion course would also help; my wife doesn't speak German, but she'd like to. The hardest thing would be deciding what to do with the dog.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Diarrhea. I'd rather pass loose stools and have to shower afterward than have solid stools that require stitches.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Hell yeah. That'd be the first step to being able to control what pheromones I emit. After that, world domination is sure to follow.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
I think I would. If it's timed right, I can shit horrible diarrhea all over the guy's cock. At least that way, aside from the million, I'd be getting some kind of tangible revenge.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
It's certainly the worst I've ever experienced.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Thanksgiving. Christmas is all about the presents now. On Thanksgiving we all sit around chat, get together, and have a dinner.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Halloween
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
It was never accurate, not even close. But if the bible thumpers want their justification for why I get presents in December, it doesn't bother me any.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Australia. Love it.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
I don't think I could ever PERMANENTLY emigrate there, I can't think of anything that would make me want to leave the US.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Diarrhea. I can live with a once a day explosion. But my sensitive ass can't handle the ass ripping prospects of constipation.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
I'd say I'm already partially aware of the scent of loved ones and those closest too me. I don't think it would really matter to me anymore to be honest if I knew that some girl was prowling or whatnot.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
No
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?[/QB][/QUOTE] Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 10-26-2007 at 07:27 PM.
I've felt worse. Much much worse
Probably escort my little brother around the neighborhood.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Christmas.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Christmas.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Religion could fall off the face of the earth and we'd still have Christmas.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Some European country. I don't know enough about them to be certain on which on exactly.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
A shit ton of money and motivation.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
One gigantic stool per month.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Yes. Life would be easy if I could do such a thing.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Probably. One million dollars is a lot of money. One bad (possibly good if you swing that way) night a year vs. not having to ever work again? It's an obvious choice.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I've never broken any bones nor had to be hospitalized. But I have been kicked in the mean bean machine. I'd say it's been the worse.
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1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
I'm going to keep my job.
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2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Christmas is about giving, sharing, usually in a family environment. Thanksgiving is about gorging yourself while actively watching sports or actively not watching sports. Christmas wins.
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3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Christmas is the only one of the three that I get to see my entire (direct and other) family. It wins by a mile.
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4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Maybe if Jesus gave everyone presents we'd like him more. He should think about that.
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5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
From my current Canada to Australia or New Zealand. I plan to go soon on a teaching basis.
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6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
As soon as it's viable, really. Finish a semester and off I go.
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7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Let it flow.
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8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Sure. New experiences are pretty much always worth the price.
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9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Yes. Of course.
Everyone who said "no" to number nine and is currently experiencing anything but complete financial freedom is a dirty liar. Not only is this a trivial matter (assuming no HIV etc), but refusing to do this despite the freedom and happiness that much money would bring to your family and friends is terrible.
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10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
Brain pain is worse than testicle pain. Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 10-27-2007 at 11:27 PM.
Pretty much nothing, except presenting a paper in one of my Graduate seminars
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
I'd have to say Christmas, if only because that is the holiday people typically have the time to come from different parts of the country for, with many workplaces giving a week off and such.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
December holiday since I get a month off of school
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Yeah, they do, because without Jesus/the idea of Jesus, there'd be no Christmas.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Probably England. Japan would be fun to visit but I don't think I could live there.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
US being attacked from all sides by all comers. I'd have to hope that whatever degree I have would get another country to want me.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Is the big turd the only stool that you pass at all that month? If so, I'd go with that. I'd just crap it out before bed. And drop it on your doorstep. Seriously, though, an extra 30 minutes or so per day adds up to a lot of time not spent on the toilet taking a shit.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
If I could also stop smelling them, dependent on the situation.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
One day of pain for 364/5 days of no pai with a million bucks? I'd buy the wealthy fucker (o ho ho word play) a plane ticket to visit me where ever the hell I am at the time and put his ding dong in my exit hatch.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I'd say it is. Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 10-27-2007 at 11:41 PM.
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Inferno-Spirit had this to say about Tron:
Everyone who said "no" to number nine and is currently experiencing anything but complete financial freedom is a dirty liar. Not only is this a trivial matter (assuming no HIV etc), but refusing to do this despite the freedom and happiness that much money would bring to your family and friends is terrible.
Maybe for some, yeah. The majority of my family would be utterly disgusted with me if chose to do such a thing.
Quite frankly, I'd be disappointed with my self as well.
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Willias wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Maybe for some, yeah. The majority of my family would be utterly disgusted with me if chose to do such a thing.Quite frankly, I'd be disappointed with my self as well.
Your family would get over that as soon as you bought a few of them a nice new car.
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Willias had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Fuck that.
dude, if I gave my parents 75000 a year of that money, they wouldn't give a shit, I'm sure. I can take it in the ass once a year.
It still comes down to the fact that you've sold your ass and there's a website on the internet putting that bit on display for millions to see.
I just don't see myself ever doing such a thing if given the chance. Willias fucked around with this message on 10-28-2007 at 02:11 AM.
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Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:
1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Turning off the lights and pretending I ain't home.
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2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
In my experience, I see more family on Thanksgiving than Christmas.
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3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Christmas. Not only do you get a free meal you don't need to cook, you get other shit for free too.
quote:They never were IMO. I don't doubt any significant meaning behind the holiday, but it isn't Jesus' birth.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
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5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
No where. America may get shitty government set ups occasionally, but its better than everywhere else. If there has to be an answer, it'd be Canada. Next best thing, right?
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6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Cameras on every street corner, the complete blanketing of violence in attempt to hide its existance from the populace. Basically, whats going on in Britian.
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7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
The giant log.
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8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Probably not. Some people stink bad enough as it is. All it takes is the pheromones to be pretty rank as well.
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9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
I'd accept. People can get their giggles in once a week for a year, but I'm the millionaire.
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10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I've had migranes worse than getting kicked in the ol' pouch. But I'm pretty sure I haven't exactly been kicked anyones hardest either. If something ever gets smashed, I'll get back to you on this one.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Personally or as a whole? I personally like christmas since I get to travel around and see family, but I think Thanksgiving is more family oriented overall in the US.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
I like Christmas since I have the time to go visit family up in northern California.
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
It's never been apt for me, but I think a lot of people at least believe it on the surface.
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
My roomate and I have been joking about moving to Australia if the US becomes a theocracy. Or New Zealand, but he'd have to go back to school to get his Ph.D.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
What I said above. Atheists have just been shown time and time again to be the most hated and distrusted demographic in the country according to Gallup and other mainline pollsters. I just haven't seen moderates willing to step up and shut down the evangelicals yet on some of the crazier things they say.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Like, an hour or two of raging diarrhea or just one shit's worth? If it's just one shit's worth I'll take the daily dose.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
That'd be great. It'd give a chance to know what people are feeling subconscioussly if pheremones really exist and are that prevalent in humans.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Yep. As said earlier, getting shitfaced for a day or two before and after helps.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I haven't experienced worse, but I'd imagine getting bones and joints broken would be worse.
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Willias thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Maybe for some, yeah. The majority of my family would be utterly disgusted with me if chose to do such a thing.Quite frankly, I'd be disappointed with my self as well.
Your family would be disappointed with you if you did this once a year and gave all the money to a charity of your choice? Or used it to save the lives of destitute children?
If they would, they suck. If they would and that would stop you, you suck.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Inferno-Spirit was all like:
Your family would be disappointed with you if you did this once a year and gave all the money to a charity of your choice? Or used it to save the lives of destitute children?If they would, they suck. If they would and that would stop you, you suck.
They'd probably still be pretty goddamn embarrassed to be seen in public with you, if people recognize you.
Who would want to make their mother the "mother of the guy who has that famous website if him getting fucked in the ass from multiple angles"? Might be awkward at her next book club meeting.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
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2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Technically, only thanksgiving is family oriented at all, and even then only in an incidental manner.
Kwanzaa is a fake holiday invented by a mathmatics professor in the late 60's. He was in a federal prison at the time.
Yule isn't really celebrated anymore except by bandwagoners who don't even understand what the holiday originally meant.
Hanukkah is a time of celebration but could be considered entirely personal. The thanks to God that is the center of the holiday isn't inherently family-oriented. Christmas is the same, it's celebratory but not inherently family-oriented.
You are at least supposed to get together with loved ones on thanksgiving, but it doesn't necessarily need to be your family.
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3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Probably thanksgiving. I usually actively discourage people buying gifts for me. Not because I'm some firebrand atheist, but because most of my family isn't very well off, so I prefer to give gifts.
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4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
I'd say the american conception of christmas is almost entirely secular at this point. It bears little resemblance to the christian holiday, for the better.
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5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Probably one of those rich germanic banker nations that actually have more libertarian economic policies than the US. Or Ireland because they're moving in that direction as well, have hotter women, and better landscape.
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6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
The more I learn about politics, the more I discover that said events have already transpired. Collectivist policies turned a ten month recession into The Great Depression, and now we have Hillary Clinton promising the New Deal all over again. We have institutionalized bias against men, against blacks, against business owners and against various sexual preferences. We have two houses full of representatives that tried to pass the DREAM act four times despite 80% opposition in their constituency, and are probably going to try again.
Rogue federal aristocracy? Check. Unable to shake off collectivist idiocy? Check. Encroachment on civil liberties? Check and double check.
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7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Passing one gigantic, painful stool once a month would not be any different from how I am right now, so that.
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8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Absolutely. You'd know right away when a girl is attracted to you, even if there is no obvious body language. You might even be able to manipulate your own pheromones to send good signals!
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9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
I've had this question posed to me many times, and my answer is always the same. I know, rationally, that I should accept the money and the assfucking. I would WANT to do that, but I seriously doubt that I would be physically and mentally capable of living up to my end of the bargain.
I really doubt that I would be able to force myself to knowingly enter a situation where I'd have to take it in the ass, in other words.
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10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
Pencil. In. Your eyeball. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-28-2007 at 04:27 PM.
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Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Probably one of those rich germanic banker nations that actually have more libertarian economic policies than the US. Or Ireland because they're moving in that direction as well, have hotter women, and better landscape.
You know I hadn't thought of that. Not a bad idea. The only real reason I was thinking Australia was to become a doctor and do stints in the fuckend of no where towns for 5 years at a time then waste all the money on hookers and blow for a year or so. Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 10-28-2007 at 05:03 PM.
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Inferno-Spirit painfully thought these words up:
Your family would be disappointed with you if you did this once a year and gave all the money to a charity of your choice? Or used it to save the lives of destitute children?If they would, they suck. If they would and that would stop you, you suck.
if i'm going to sell any aspect or part of my body, why the hell would i give the money to charities or destitute children
And then I suck I guess. I wouldn't want to deal with some dude stuffing a cock in my ass at break-neck speeds in my 80s, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to live with the permanent world-wide humiliation year after year.. Willias fucked around with this message on 10-28-2007 at 05:05 PM.
2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Um, I would go with Thanksgiving.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Christmas!!
4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Yeah I mean, there are still religious people around right?
5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Mmm Australia. Or maybe Ireland.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Finishing college and coming into large amounts of money.
7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
The second one I guess. : /
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Sure.
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
Absolutely. ._.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
No, I've had worse. Broken bones even are usually worse and they aren't that bad.
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Karnaj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Costume party Saturday after halloween. Handing out Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to any German kid who stops at our house.2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Thanksgiving. That's when families get together over a big meal and socialize or watch football or go to a movie together. Christmas is too stressful with the gift-buying and giving and peer pressure to be in the "holiday (giving) spirit."3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
None of the above.4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Christians co-opted the winter solstice from the pagans, et al. The season was celebrated long before that time.5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
Switzerland6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Ability to be a citizen without waiting 10 long years and the ability to afford to live there. Skiing's an expensive sport.7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Uhh, no. That would be like riding the metro next to a man who hasn't bathed for a week. Very TMI and it would drown out the smells of blooming flowers and good cooking.9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I've had worse. I once had a twisted ovary -- this is like a twisted scrotum for guys. I also had such extreme pain post-surgery that no amount of morphine did any good. On this scale, the twisted ovary was at 8/10; the post-surgery pain was at 9/10.
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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Going to a CD pre-release party of the new album of Die Ärzte. Getting drunk.2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)?
Christmas.3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
Christmas. All holidys I get a day ore more off.4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
No. A century ago perhaps.5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
I'd have no problem living most western countries. Should I be forced to emigrate, I'd probably go to the states. I know too much about your country.
6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
In no special order: A very good job. War. Rise of the "fourth Reich".7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
Option B. Gotta beat Bono's record.8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?
Of course.9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
I'd do it. Are you offering?10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I''ve had worse. Pain that is on a lower level, but doesn't go away for hours, or days tops a kick in a the balls easily.
Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 10-29-2007 at 06:01 AM.
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Tarquinn had this to say about Die Ärzte:
1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
Going to a CD pre-release party of the new album of Die Ärzte. Getting drunk.
If they're passing out free copies of their CD, can you get one for us?
Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 10-29-2007 at 10:22 AM.
EDIT: i spel gut.
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Nobody really understood why Vernaltemptress wrote:
If they're passing out free copies of their CD, can you get one for us?
EDIT: i spel gut.
No, they will not. Just selling it a little bit earlier.
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Karnaj was naked while typing this:
Some questions are about the upcoming holidays, others are just generic stuff. Alright, let's do dis shit.1. We're inside a week now; what are your plans for Halloween?
I may go out with the fellas, or hang back with a lady.2. Which holiday is more "family-oriented," Thanksgiving or Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa (the December solstice holiday of your choosing, FFS!)? Christmas of course, you see people fly in for xmas more than thanksgiving.
3. Which of the three holidays is your favorite: Halloween, Thanksgiving, or whatever one in December you might celebrate?
God, make me choose between free candy, free food, or free gifts. Halloween is alot of fun, especialliy for the superstitious like me. I'd have to say Xmas though, it's the spirit of togetherness. It's like on that one day, all is how it should be, humanity is at its best, in the spirit of giving, joy on earth, togetherness with family. At least thats what it represents to me.4. Do you think phrases like "Jesus is the reason for the season" have any merit anymore? Were they ever apt?
Meh.5. What country, other than your native one, would you like to live in?
I'd like to visit Japan for the weabo (whatever the fuck its spelt) in me, and also Ireland my ancestors homeland.6. What kind of events would have to transpire for you to seriously consider emigration to said country?
Serious shit going down man. Nah, actually I wouldn't mind moving if I really liked it there better than California. Most likely Japan I would think, Ireland doesn't seem as great city'ish, but I've not explored Ireland to know for sure.7. You have the following options: have raging diarrhea once a day for the rest of your life, or pass one gigantic, painful stool once a month for the rest of your life. You must choose one. Which do you choose?
This isnt a choice for meI usually have a rough time now and then, folks say I need more fiber. Dunno about painful though, like how painful? I know having the runs every day would suck hard.
8. It's said that we are able to smell pheromones and process them unconsciously--effectively being unaware that we're actually smelling them. If you could, would you want the ability to be aware that you're smelling pheromones, as well as the ability to consciously analyze them?Why the fuck would I want to, and why would I care?
9. You're approached one day by a very wealthy man. He says he'll give you one million dollars per year, adjusting for inflation, for the rest of your life, with only one caveat: upon payment of the one million dollars each year, he gets to fuck you in the ass. If he's not available(dead or what have you), someone sent on his behalf will fuck you in the ass. Moreover, each assfucking will be recorded from numerous angles and posted on a website set up expressly for advertising the fact that you're getting fucked in the ass once a year. Point is, people are going to know how you're getting your money. Do you accept the offer?
While the event would certainly be something Id be opposed to, I would be set for life and I'd know that my family would be taken care of. As for the advertising, I suppose it would be embarassing but I never have to worry about money again.
10. Is being kicked in the balls/vagine the worst pain ever, or have you experienced worse?
I once had my bones scraped in a hospital, that was pretty bad.
I usually have a rough time now and then, folks say I need more fiber. Dunno about painful though, like how painful? I know having the runs every day would suck hard.