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Topic: A couple of silly things I noticed.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-23-2007 05:07:09 PM
I was contemplating buying the new Scum of the Earth album, and I looked to see what other Amazon customers recommended...

The Lost & Found link for the train I commute on. Look at the "Item Description" section, and I think the funny part will jump out at you.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 10-23-2007 05:28:06 PM
Lost your Fleshlight?

Vallo fucked around with this message on 10-23-2007 at 05:28 PM.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-23-2007 07:18:24 PM
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-23-2007 07:20:52 PM
I was unaware that "child" was a gender. Interesting notion, that.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-23-2007 07:22:16 PM
quote:
How.... Damnati.... uughhhhhh:
I was unaware that "child" was a gender. Interesting notion, that.

Only if your a Catholic Priest

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-23-2007 07:50:02 PM
quote:
Death of Rats thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Only if your a Catholic Priest

Explain, in detail, what an age category used as a gender has to do with Catholic priests.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-23-2007 08:24:31 PM
quote:
Damnati probably says this to all the girls:
Explain, in detail, what an age category used as a gender has to do with Catholic priests.

Be sure to make it good, too, because these forums could do without you.

Steven Steve
posted 10-23-2007 09:12:45 PM
your your your your your your
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 10-23-2007 09:13:04 PM
CATHOLIC PRIESTS ARE GAY PEDOPHILES

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-23-2007 at 09:13 PM.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-23-2007 09:46:11 PM
First off, has these forums ever needed me?! I always thought that at best, I was only marginaly tolerated!

As for my joke, it was a refrence to the pedophile priests and the implication that they like children so much, they consider it a whole separate group. If you are offeneded, I'm not sorry and you really need to develop a thicker skin cause I know a LOT worse is said around here.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-23-2007 11:46:23 PM
Your user picture violates the rules.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-23-2007 11:49:15 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Your user picture violates the rules.

A fair and just ruler.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-23-2007 11:51:09 PM
quote:
One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Mr. Parcelan said;
Your user picture violates the rules.

well now I'm just curious

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Steven Steve
posted 10-23-2007 11:56:52 PM
It was a picture of pedophilic porn
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-24-2007 06:01:56 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Your user picture violates the rules.

Blood for Blackenoth!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-24-2007 11:22:41 AM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Maradon! with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
CATHOLIC PRIESTS ARE GAY PEDOPHILES

I think a more accurate statement would be: there are some Catholic priests who are also gay pedophiles.

Poor DoR. There are so many better ways to make that joke.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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