Timpofee fucked around with this message on 09-26-2007 at 10:49 AM.
The company after producing too much cellucotton had to come up with a new marketing strategy to sell their surplus product, they settled on "sanitary cold cream remover" and named the product Kleenex Kerchiefs.
By the 1920's the company discovered that more people used the Kerchiefs as snotrags than they did for removing makeup, so the company invented the "pop-up box" that today, still amazingly, somehow leaves one kleenex sticking out of the box.
That is why I use paper towels to blow my nose unless there are none around.
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Maradon! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You know what I can't stand? Lotiony, linty, thick ass bullshit gimmick kleenexes. Fuck your aloe, I want something to blow snots into that doesn't leave a film of perfume and fluffy paper particles on my face. Is that so much to ask?That is why I use paper towels to blow my nose unless there are none around.
I feel the same way until the latter stages of a cold when my nose is starting to get rubbed raw from the constant blowing. At that point I'm more interested in less pain that more efficient snot removal.
Completely fresh. (mildly watered)
Sponge.
It feels soooo goood.
