For one, he has a crazy foot fetish. Whether I have my socks on or not, he likes to lick my feet. It is strange enough when I have bare feet, but why lick my socks wtc.
The stranger one, though, involves him and the bathroom. Anytime anyone goes to the bathroom, he feels a burning need to sit right outside the door and sometimes, roll over for attention. Every time, without fail. He also likes to jump in a shower right after it has been used.
This cat is confusing.
Our asshole cats are a pain when someone goes into the bathroom though. Actually, any room with a door. If they're following you, and you don't let them into said room with you, they'll sit outside the door and yowl until you let them in, or come back out of the room.
It's even more fucking annoying at 4AM.
news at 11
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Sam Watkins had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Addy nem wants to know where Rosa is because we really need another DotA partner
she poofed
I haven't seen her for probably 8? months now. =/
Fucking parasites.
The feet thing. But she'll randomly lick my elbows and stuff, too, so... O_o
He once shot a deer just to watch it die.
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And now, we sprinkle Greenlit liberally with Old Spice!
My cat, when I had one, was not a fucking faggot like the rest of your cats. He was a hateful little bastard who picked fights with dogs, cats, and even ducks.He once shot a deer just to watch it die.
In Reno? If so, how did he get there?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Is it really a testament to one's toughness to fight ducks?
Ducks are jerks, dude. And twice a cat's size.
HONK
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Greenlit had this to say about (_|_):
Ducks are jerks, dude. And twice a cat's size.
So are you, but I would hardly consider beating you up to be a testament of manhood.
You are both a jerk and bigger than a cat.
c/d
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Don't act like it hurts you, Kelley. Don't act like you didn't see this coming.You are both a jerk and bigger than a cat.
c/d
you ruined your sick burn
which i did lol at, fyi
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Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
you ruined your sick burnwhich i did lol at, fyi
fuck i can do better
