1. We already know the gayest act you've committed. How about the gayest act you haven't committed? That is, what's the gayest thing you've only fantasized about, and what (if anything) stopped you from following through with it?

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?

Ummm I let a girl give me a hickey at a party once. It was probably the most unsexual hickey ever, though. So that's the gayest thing I've done.
Gayest thing I haven't done... well, we keep joking about having a threesome, but I'm much too jealous to be able to do that.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?

No.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?

I dunno dude. Probably divorce.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?

No.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?

I guess anal. And yeah, it did matter that the relationship was serious.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?

Oh hell yeah. I can only masturbate so much.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?

Make out - 20 bucks. Fuck - 100.

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?

We actually got caught making out in my car a couple of times. Once in a Wal-Mart parking lot by some friends of mine, and once in a park parking lot by a cop. The latter was probably the most interesting, as he had his hands up my shirt when BOOM - fog light through my back windshield.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?

I'd probably pound on the bedroom door. But then, my roommate can't get laid anyway, so I guess it's moot.

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?

Can and have. The only thing it kills is whether or not I make a lot of noise.

Monica fucked around with this message on 09-05-2007 at 11:44 AM.

1. Honestly, the thought of me seriously participating in gay activity is gross. I can joke about it all day, but I've never seriously considered it.

2. No, and ew.

3. I'd have to get divorced. There'd be certainly no way I could continue fucking my half-sister.

4. No, and again, ew.

5. Well, the relationship would definitely have to be serious. I'd probably consider varieties of ass-play, but I would have to draw the line at pegging or something like that. Yuck.

6. In my current situation, it's unfathomable, but if there's no hope of rescue, that man-ass would probably start to look mighty appealing after a couple of years.

7. What, are you looking to start some fucking trouble or something?

8. I was almost caught by my father in law, many years ago, before I was married. That'll kill your stalk in a hurry.

9. Generally, no. It's either annoying or weirdly fascinating. That's why I moved out of dorms as soon as I could.

10. No worries about that. It's someone else's problem, not mine. Deal with it.

Perhaps raping a man to death, and no one good enough to rape to death

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?

Yes, I'm white

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?

PIITB

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?

Yeah dawg!

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?

Vore, no

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?

No because they'd be a straight male ha ha

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?

Anything for looooooove

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?

Uh hrm well I'm positive both my parents and my ex's mom were well aware of the fact that we were fucking whenever we did, considering the ruckus

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?

I'd be too tempted to join in I'm afraid

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?

Yes haha

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Monica thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Hey, how do you say Porn Star in German? My friend's riding instructor told her that her horse had a really long tongue, so she wants to change his show name to "Porn Star" in German.

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Pornostar.

Too similiar for what your friend is planning, I reckon.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-05-2007 at 03:53 PM.

Anyways....

1. I'm really not all that interested in the same sex. It would have to be like... Angelina Jolie or something for me to be involved, or like a 3-some at the most.

2. Uh, no. Ew.

3. Vomit then divorce.

4. No.

5. Not sure, depends on what it is...And yes, the seriousness matters.

6. Probably. What else is there to do?

7. Some outrageous amount.

8. Nope. Lock and door people... Lock and door.... And music/TV turned up.

9. No, I'd probably start laughing and have to leave the room.

10. Could and have.

2.. Yep. Didn't know she was a cousin at the time.

3.. Divorce. Life of shame and internal turmoil.

4.. Nope. I'm in Georgia, theres enough against me already.

5.. I've done tons of weird shit. Sometimes, I didn't even know the chick.

6.. Nope. There would be severe stubble issues.

7.. Nope. I can't imagine a sum of money high enough.

8.. Yep. High school. Dad walked in on me and my girlie. Had a nightclub full of goths surround a car we were fucking in, a year later. Quickie outside a cafe in Paris that summer. Hummer in that big, corner booth at Dennys. Church Belltower... But my dream is to get busted having sex in a walmart changing room.

9.. *Knock, knock* Housekeeping... you need fresh towels.

10.. Lessee... On a stairwell during a new years party. Too many LARP encounters to count. The Dennys thing.. The church thing.. I'm fairly sure I'm ok with it.

The gayest thing I haven't done is sleeping with that guy.

2. Yes.

3. Well, if it's a few years down the road, I suppose it'd depend on if we already had kids or not. If not, divorce would probably be the answer. If we did already have a kid... damn, I don't know.

4. Yes.

5. Ass to mouth.

6. I suppose it would while away all those long nights...

7. Depends. One time deal, I could probably be bought for $10,000. If it was a permanent/long-term thing, we're going to be going a lot higher.

8. I've been caught saluting the chief, yes.

9. If they were being particularly loud, I'd whip out the webcam and start filming.

10. As long as there was a door or wall separating us, I could probably do it.

1. We already know the gayest act you've committed. How about the gayest act you haven't committed? That is, what's the gayest thing you've only fantasized about, and what (if anything) stopped you from following through with it?
my fantsies don't really involve gay or straight. so mostly fear of er visits and arrest has stopped me.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?
no. bunch of freaking hillbillies in my family ya see. ew.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?
lets see, i love this person, have decided to spend my life with them etc etc etc. so, stay married. probably wouldn't have kids, i dont want them anyway, so, no issue there really.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?
yeah, if i loved them in that manner and not just the normal run of the mill family love.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?
is it safe, sane and consensual yeah? its worth a shot.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?
yeah probably.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?
no. no sex for monies for me i do have some morals ya know!

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?
not that i know, but probably.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?
yeah it's just annoying to have to turn up the tv or put on headphones to drown the idiots out.

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?
can and have.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?
Nope.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?
It continues, no breeding (extrabonus, I hate kids!). If I love the person, what's the difference. Also handy to add some incest fantasies to the repertoire.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?
Nope. Far too creepy.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?
See kids, I'm what's known as a GGG. As long as it's safe, sane, and consentual, I'm more than happy to give it a try. Hell, might even like it. We sat here and considered for a bit, what would be an impossibility. Didn't really come up with anything.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?
The glory of being bisexual. I just have to wait for them to make a turn. I'll lurk and wait.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?
No thanks. I'm more interested in emotional than financial. Sex for pay isn't appealing. There must be a connection there, beyond the wallet.*

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?
Yes, and yes. That's on a need to know basis. You don't need to know.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?
Are you kidding? Last time, I set up the recording devices outside my roommate's door. Nothing quite so humiliating as the sound of sex as their grandma enters the room.

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?
Done it many times. Sometimes? It's even the type of thing that'll enhance an already fun time!

*unless sums exceed ten million us dollars. then we can talk.

Kissing another dude on the mouth. I have not followed through with it because I don't want to. ...it's something that just flashes through my head for a second. I blame hormones.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?

Yeah.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?

It would probably get very awkward, probably leading into a divorce. Not just due to me and her, but other family members who would probably flip out at such a discovery.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?

Wait, this question confuses me. Would I what? Be attracted to a cousin? Or something else? Attraction is one thing, actually doing something sexual to a family member ain't right.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?

I have no idea.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?

No.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?

No.

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?

Yep. Brother caught me. Motherfucker snuck up on me watching porn. D:

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?

It'd be awkward, and I'd probably want to either join in or masturbate, but yeah I could probably keep on doing what I'm doing.

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?

Yes and no. If it was someone I didn't want seeing me like that I couldn't keep going.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?
One, my stepdad's niece.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?
Really depends on how old the relationship was and how strong. If we're talking 3 years before marriage and 8 years into a strong relationship, I could see it faltering for a while but not ultimately ending; the big black line would be so long crossed that the point would be moot. If the relationship was only a few years old and not so firmly established, probably divorce for the greater good of all concerned.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?
Were I not otherwise attached, definately. She's not a blood relative.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?
Barring truly extreme things like scat, beastiality, amputation, and other such disturbing deviations, just about anything provided it's for someone dear to me. Wouldn't be comfortable offering such vulnerability (or accepting it, in the case of submissives) if it wasn't someone I was serious about.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?
Sure, why not.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?
Probably not. I say probably because there's always the infestesimal chance someone might offer me many millions of dollars...per hour for such. Practicality demands a sacrifice in dignity at that point.

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?
Nope.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?
Depends on how well I know the people in question. If it's someone I know well, I'd have no problem. If it's someone I don't know too well...let the heckling begin!

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?
There was that time with the ex in her room when her parents were in the front room...and numerous times when her brother was in the room next door; yeah, I'd say I'm fine with it.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?
Once, briefly. Though they were cousins by marriage, technically.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?
I'd like to think I'd be married to a woman open and honest enough to accept this. Kids aren't out of the question, there's always adoption. It'd just take some re-integration of how our relationship works, I think.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?
Sure, why not?

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?
I'll try anything once, though there has to be some sort of commitment first. No one-night stand dealies.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?
Sure. As someone else said, I can't just masturbate forever.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?
Practicality defers to pride in this case. Maybe 100 or 200 bucks.

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?
A few times, walked in on by my sisters.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?
I'd be able to ignore it.

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?
Can and have.

2. Cousin Sex?
My family has large reunions. I had a few cute third cousins my age, and when we were ten we caught fireflies. That's romance for innocent children.

3. I married my half sibling! What do I do?
Well... it depends. Has she gained weight since the honeymoon? No no, it would all hinge on whether she or I wanted children and the option of adoption.

4. Sex with my cousin?
No. We were all cute kids. We're ugly now. Okay- one was really hot, but I'm pretty sure she was the girlfriend of a fourth cousin. A little too movie-star for me, but she had quite the body. Couldn't see her face behind the huge Gucci sun glasses and bangs.

5. Weirdest sex act I'd engage in? Relationship type?
I'd go so far as to be bent over and done with a strap on. But only in a serious relationship- if that would REALLY make her happy.

6. Going native with my island bound chum:
No. Masturbation is quicker, and on an island without lubrication I doubt I could handle it.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? How much?
Yeah, if I wasn't in a relationship. I'd pawn myself out for a hundred grand. Maybe ten g and a meal. If I'm hungry.

8. Been caught in the act?
Yeah, probably a dozen times. Walked in on by parents, once or twice by my sister. Another time I was over at a friends house and her friend started cuddling up to me and making out with me! We were all laying on the same bed, and eventually pants were unzipped. My friend was pretty pissed later. But at the time, she didn't say anything. Oh, and my dorm roommate walked in once! And my ex-girlfriend's dorm roommate walked in on us. Maybe more than a dozen. [Edit] Oh!! And twice by the police! That was great... in the car, trying to figure out whose clothes belong to who. And then comes the question, "Do you know each other?"

9. Indifferent to nearby sex?
In my previous condo, the walls were thin, and my bedroom shared a wall with my neighbor's. She was pretty loud, and he was a grunter. It really wasn't very distracting though, never lasted more than five minutes. So yeah, I could.

10. Can I have sex knowing someone's nearby?
I've had sex knowing a parent was nearby, and sex knowing my dorm-mate was in the same room. Yeah, it killed my desire- but that doesn't mean an obedient boyfriend can't get it up.

LeMiere fucked around with this message on 09-06-2007 at 03:35 PM.

I don't know... there's not a lot of stuff I haven't done.

2. Have you ever been attracted to a cousin, distant or otherwise?

When I was little my cousin Jenn and I both had a fondness for my cousin Dave, whos 18 years older. That passed when I was 10, and now he's like my older brother.

3. You meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Several years into your marriage, you discover that you and your spouse are actually long-lost half siblings. There is indisputable DNA evidence confirming this. What becomes of your marriage?

Divorce, probably. it depends on how long we've been together and so forth and so on, but I think I'd lean on divorce regardless.

4. Going back to question 2: given the opportunity, and assuming it's otherwise legal and reciprocal, would you?

No.

5. What's the weirdest sexual act you would consider doing if your partner requested it? Would it matter if the relationship was serious or not?

It would have to be a serious relationship, and again - I'm really open minded, so barring stuff like bestiality and such, I'd be pretty open to suggestion.

6. You're stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with another person whose gender and orientation is the opposite of what you'd normally want. There is no hope of rescue, and you'll live a reasonably long time. Is there any point at which you'll "go native" and attempt a sexual relationship with that person?

Ah, the greatness of being bisexual. Bring it on.

7. Would you go "gay for pay"? That is, is there a definite sum of money that you could be paid to deviate from your current orientation and perform some sort of sex act? What's the act, and what's the amount of money?

probably no farther than sex, but then again for me there is no "gay"... but I'd probably still ask for money. lol

8. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? By whom, and (if applicable) with whom?

yes, caught masturbating by my mother.

9. Can you carry on normal activities while someone's having sex nearby? For example, if you have a roommate and and you can clearly hear him or her fucking just feet away, would you be able to ignore it and continue watching TV or whatever, or would you have to leave and go do something else?

I'd probably leave and go do something else

10. Could you have sex knowing that someone (say, a roommate) was nearby? Or would that kill the mood?

It would enhance the mood

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When I was little my cousin Jenn and I both had a fondness for my cousin Dave, whos 18 years older.

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