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Topic: I've got a health problem, guys
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2007 08:36:39 PM
Maybe you can help me.

I went to the store and bought this coconut.

Then my nephew brought me a lime.

I put the lime in the coconut and drank them both up.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 07-12-2007 08:39:23 PM
Im... im so sorry.
Do you want me to take care of your dogs when you are gone? because.. ill do it.
I lost an uncle to the lime and a friend lost a parent to the coconut.. i just cant imagine what would happen with both
Greenlit
posted 07-12-2007 08:40:25 PM
I've always wondered if your condition is terminal, Timpofee.
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-12-2007 08:42:07 PM
You should call your doctor. Wake him up if you have to.

Tell him your stomach hurts; and that you had mixed lime juice, coconut milk, and drank the whole thing.

Mightion Defensor fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 08:43 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-12-2007 09:00:46 PM
FUCK IT'S A USELESS THREAD ON EVERCREST

ALERT THE INTERNET

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-12-2007 09:42:54 PM
Good thing you didn't use any spoiler tags. Skaw would have been RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!

I don't think the forums could take another display of nerd-rage such as that.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Steven Steve
posted 07-12-2007 10:21:35 PM
Take an ibuprofen and sleep it off
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gadani
U
posted 07-12-2007 11:15:37 PM
i think its funny that everyone keeps mentioning the skaw incident like it's such a big deal

hint: it's not

but good job guys, if you keep posting about it he might waste his time reading it.

fukken useless posters

edit to be on topic: hope u get betr parclan

Gadani fucked around with this message on 07-12-2007 at 11:16 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 07-12-2007 11:47:46 PM
Hey, old men can have their feelings hurt too.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-13-2007 12:27:42 AM
quote:
Greenlit stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I've always wondered if your condition is terminal, Timpofee.

If it is, it's certainly not fast enough.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-13-2007 01:26:27 AM
Faz

MSPaint a wizard breakdancing

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-13-2007 05:32:57 AM
I'm in my new house right now.

My refrigerator...refridgerator? It has an ice maker, you see. Some people have to settle for meager tap water. I am one step above tap water. I can drink cold tap water.

The tap water is cold to begin with. I add ice to the tap water. The tap water is pretty cold. Some people would offer to make it colder, but if I wanted that, I could just add more ice to the tap water.

nem-x
posted 07-13-2007 05:34:02 AM

nem-x fucked around with this message on 07-13-2007 at 05:34 AM.

Steven Steve
posted 07-13-2007 09:20:36 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
Faz

MSPaint a wizard breakdancing


"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 07-13-2007 11:03:43 AM
quote:
Greenlit enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I've always wondered if your condition is terminal, Timpofee.

Oh it is greenlit.. thanks for bringing up such a sore subject

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-13-2007 12:52:12 PM
You know what's really good? Equal parts dark rum, coconut milk fresh from the nut, and a splash of sour or lime juice. I was harvesting coconuts all week long to make those while I was in Florida.

And for the adventurous, carve all the meat out of a coconut, put it in a bowl(or back in the hollow coconut, and drizzle some dark rum over it. Enjoy with a spoon, or as finger food. I call it "Rummy-O's."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-13-2007 01:00:32 PM
Nem, what hero was that guy?

I'm assuming Techies or Obsidian or maybe Leshrac off the top of my head

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 07-13-2007 01:08:52 PM
I'm going to guess sand king.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-13-2007 03:14:36 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve's account was hax0red to write:

Well done!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Steven Steve
posted 07-13-2007 03:35:11 PM
thanks bwo
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Hayato
Pancake
posted 07-13-2007 04:34:45 PM
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-13-2007 04:39:27 PM
Watchout for some real Wizard Breakdancing!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
nem-x
posted 07-13-2007 05:28:18 PM
It was a zeus who went 27-3
Enemy team kept zerg pushing so they were all underleveled compared to our three man team.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-14-2007 09:20:01 AM
I'd say what Parcelan needs is more liquor.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Steven Steve
posted 07-15-2007 09:02:29 AM
She said doctorrrrr

She said doctahhhhhh

I just had a dream about beating up children

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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